Did anyone see the HBO documentary?

Did anyone see the HBO documentary?
There was a part that said debbie basically instructed carrie on how to jerkoff and suck dick and at one point was even in the bedroom with carrie telling her what to do

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My first gf's mom basically did this aswell. Think it is fairly common.

Is this what Republicans mean by wanting sex education to be conducted in the home?

I don't think it is 'fairly common'

This
My gf's mum still insists on being in the room every time, though she mostly reads a book while we go about our business

So? My dad taught me a lot of stuff about cunnilingus and other stuff. He intructed me when I tried it for the first time with my gf, but he wan,t in the romm, that would have been too weird and creepy. We were using an earpiece so he could talk to me whithout her noticing.

It used to be. Not anymore because everything is sexual assault and shit.

In the past parents could peck their young children on the mouth, it was normal behavior. now it's the worst thing ever for some reason.

That's a bit too far imho.

She only spent the first couple times with us basically just showing her how to take the full shaft and little things like cupping balls, massaging anus, etc.

>tfw my gf's mom told us about the times she put peanut butter on her crotch and let her dog lick it when she was a teen

I wish I was making that up. That bitch is weird.

kek

>She only spent the first couple times with us basically just showing her how to take the full shaft and little things like cupping balls, massaging anus, etc.
>massaging anus
What

larpers

>we were using an earpiece

Showing her how to massage my anus with her finger.

My gfs never did that :(

shit, an earpiece, thats really clever

my dad had to climb the tree outside my window and mime it out

...

It's good. Quite tickly though.

Yes, saw it. Was very interesting.
Now suddenly movies like Terms Of Endearment make sense, since Carrie Fisher secretly wrote the story.

They basically hated, and loved each other, completely dependent and inseparable.

So wad she literally looking at your gf sucking your dick? Did she say anything to you during or after

did your gf's mum give you half a hand-job to demonstrate the technique before your gf finished you off?
mine did, but only a couple of times. is it wrong that i sometimes fantasize about her now? i would make a move, but her husband and I are good friends and I don't want to ruin that

Really? My dad tapped out directions in Morse Code on the back wall and I had to listen for them, it was awkward to say the least

are you guys fucking with us
because it's working

Hot

I wouldn't call it a half handjob, but she jerked my cock and deepthroated it too but only for seconds at a time to show my gf.

I also used to think about banging her.

Kissing your children and having a threesome with them and their partner is not the same ball park, you weirdo.

I wonder if Carrie did the same with Billie

Woah woah woah!

Who said anything about a threesome, you sick fuck!

All she was doing was showing her daughter how to please my cock. They didn't touch each other at all. Jesus, there are some sickos on this board

This is completely normal lol. What happened to this country where people get annoyed about this. My mother let me examine her vagina so I could find the clitoris and g-spot and not embarrass myself my first time by not pleasing the woman.

My gf would have noticed that and my dad knew it. To remain hidden he sent smoke signals from the hills in the distance, Indian style

I never had any of this and I always pleased my gfs. To the point where they said how are you doing that. I literally just fucking went for it and naturally did it

*rolls eyes*

No, its definitely not common to be in the same room trying to teach your child how to do things properly.

Outside of the room as sex ed, sure, but not when you're literally in the process of doing said thing.

Good for you! We gotta please our ladies *bumps hips*

Wow you're such a prude.

well yeah of course she would say that, she'll even throw in a sarcastic "wow, how are you doing that?"

but i guarantee the whole time she was thinking "this is weird, where are his parents, is he an orphan or something?"

Perhaps it should be more common then as my gf was the best I've ever had in bed.

Well me it was the brother who told how to the pussy of her sister.

>Wow you're such a prude.

Its not about being prude, its just not normal. I have never heard of anybody doing that throughout all of school and university. Its just not common.
Your GF was the best you ever had because she's all you ever had.

>but i guarantee the whole time she was thinking "this is weird, where are his parents, is he an orphan or something?"

this is a quality fuckin thread

I mean seriously it is? Where did you grow up because everyone I know had the same experience.

New York City, not bumfuck redneck nowhere. And yes, it seriously is. Parents don't sit there and watch their children giving handjobs, bjs, etc. just so they can offer advice.

>TFW no sex talk
>now avoid watching movies with mom
>last time I had to shout a shitty story and gesture like crazy so we didn't just watch some fuk together

Lol I'm from New York too. Not very popular in school were you? You're probably just autistic or your parents are weird and repressed.

>people think being in the bedroom with your kid teaching them sex things is normal

I...wat?

I live in the tri state area and it never happened either. This is a troll thread.

>Well me it was the brother who told how to the pussy of her sister.

What? Do you have brain damage, user?

More like your parents are weird. Parents legit do not do that. Out of the thousands of people I know, apparently the handful of you weird fucks and your weird parents on Sup Forums are the only people where this is considered normal.

It's normal if the parents aren't pedo shits.

Pedos ruined everything for the rest of us.

What the actual fuck, is this an American thing or a Britbong thing?

Quit falling for obvious bait, reddit

Incorrect, kid.

>this thread
Your porno isn't real life nerds.

parents.teachingsexualhealth.ca/

focusonthefamily.com/parenting/sexuality/teaching-children-healthy-sexuality/teaching-children-healthy-sexuality-intentional-parenting

Its people trolling.

Dude, it's just sex. I learned how to give handjobs in health class. If it's okay for a teacher to show that and make us practice on a fake penis (the guys did it too), why would it be weird for parents to do things like that?

my sides have made it to Andromeda

WOW. So many uptight, religious-nutjob, prudes in this thread.

What kind of shitty parent wouldn't want their kids to be great at sex? Is this the 1800's lmao.

Anal play isn't trolling, you child. When you're old enough, you'll learn the exquisit feel of having you gf's finger in your anus as you're about to cum.

"Son, let me teach you about inserting your penis into a woman's vagina."

Should I tell you about the Sex Kata my dad has been making me practice for the last 12 years?

What do you expect from a board full of Drumpftards.

Wrong.

Same thing with Brooke Shield.

Some people are really fucked up

Not him, but did you ever actually read any of that? It has nothing to do with your parents watching you.
Again, as I just said, not him, but no, the handjob thing is actually a recent thing in sexual ed classes. That only started back in middle and high schools around the mid 00s. So chances are you're either underage or not very old at all compared to some people on Sup Forums. For instance, I'm 26, and that stuff was not taught in sex ed, only to wear condoms and avoid STDs, that was basically sex ed prior to the insane sexualization of culture these days.
I think you're missing his point. Parents teach their kids about sex, yes, that much is obvious. The point of the thread and some of those anons however said their parents were literally right there standing beside them watching their daughter give a dude a blowjob and telling her how to suck. That is a bit odd no matter how you spin it. Teaching her outside of the act is fine, but sitting there watching it, is odd I've got to admit.

;_;

What? Anal play is mainstream as fuck. Every college guy has experienced it at some point. It's even in mainstream movies. It has been for years. First time I saw it mentioned in a movie was in the 1999 Body Shot movie by Jerry O'Connell's character.

>some trolls actually believe its alright for your parents to be sitting there watching you bone or blow someone

Did I just time travel to Ancient Greece where everyone is fucking little boys in a big open area?

I'm 29.

It's by far the best way to learn though. This is basic fact.

t. bad lay

Been out of college for years now, never bothered with that shit at all. I only know two friends that have, one said he absolutely hated it and the other...well the other is gay.

You don,t do it with young children, obviously, but only when you reach 18. Why would you have sex before 18? Are you some kind of slut/manwhore?

I really can't tell who is trolling anymore or not.

Im Greek

"But dad, I don't need help learning how to satisfy BBC. I've already had lots of first hand experience."

So? You're not mainstream, obviously. You're a special little snowflake of asexual prudness with weird friends.

Oily shit!

>most people say their first time sucked
>meanwhile in Sup Forums land

Nah brah my dad totally sat there smoking a pipe and drinking whiskey in a red satin chair telling me out to eat dat pussy, her mom was even there telling her how to suck my dick and take it like a champ, afterwards we all had a fucking orgy, good shit bruh.

Thanks guys, I needed the laugh today.

That, right there, is a sign of severe autism.

>There was a part that said debbie basically instructed carrie on how to jerkoff and suck dick and at one point was even in the bedroom with carrie telling her what to do

>white people education

Whoa

Did you assume my personality?

White person here, we never do that shit either.

Post yfw this is basically what happened in monarchies. Except that people of the court got to watch too.

"If your experience didn't involve a second hand and plenty of mouth, that BC wasn't B at all."

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>normal
>just time travel

>my only sexual dialogue with y parents was when I found some dirty magasine on my desk on day
>I assumed it was from my dad. We never talked about it
>one day I found them nealty pilled up and in alphabetical order, sure sign that my mom had been in my room
>never talked about that either

>this thread

What the fuck is going on

o_O

I was striaght and never asked a girl or had a girl ask to do anything of the sort the nost they did was grab my butt and squeeze it. Out of college for years now. Its not a popular thing no matter how its talked about

Reddit trying to act like sexually liberated cucks

>only do it when you're 18
Wrong because then you're adults who dont need a mother in the bedroom giving instructions.

>too embarrassed about their sexuality to give their kids some pointers but happy to leave them degenerate magazines

Man, WTF is wrong with white people!?

Anal is mainstream as fuck. Are you posting from the ealry 80s?

My ex's mum took nudes of her because she didnt allow her to take the photos by herself so she took pics of her showering, in lewd clothes etc.

Family is forever. My granpa is living with us. I'm 26 and still living at home, helping to support my family.

I'm thai-scottish, raised in canada and living in texas right now.