The Last Jedi

We have a title.

>twitter.com/starwars/status/823561256078548992

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what the actual fuck

this going to be good

So, how will Luke die?

Teaser soon maybe?

works for me desu

It's okay but kind of boring really. I'm guessing Luke dies in it or something like that.

I honestly liked A Thousand Galaxies Divided.

This just confirms Rey will never be a Jedi. Which is a good thing.

It's daaaaaark

Kylo defeats Luke. Rey defeats Kylo (again). Therefore Rey > Luke

Either Snoke or Kylo will kill him in a duel probably

Yeah, both Rey and Kylo veer off to do their own things. Never really becoming Jedi and Sith but imitations of them.

MEANS IT'S ABOUT TO GO DOWN

I'm hype now. I loved Rian Johnson's stuff (even Brothers Bloom which no one remembers) and if this is the "Empire Strikes Back"-tier sequel (in feeling, not in story) they've been promising I'm 100% on fucking board.

Been done.

Get some new ideas, Disney.

>Return of the Jedi

>The Last Jedi

Could they shit on the conclusion of the OT anymore than this?

arent there like 15 fucking movies coming out, and there will be 1 released every year for the next 20 years?

what fucking movie are they talking about?

>Empire Strikes Back
>Attack of the Clones

baka the second one in the trilogy always has a verb

Kinda like the movies themselves heeeeeehhhhhhhhh

our guy

Hate it for fucking up the one word titles of the series.

>Menace
>Clones
>Sith
>Wars
>Empire
>Jedi
>Awakens
>Jedi

DON'T KILL LUKE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Honestly this is what they should have called Episode VII

>Force Awakens
>Last Jedi
What's with these shit fucking titles? Jesus.

Anyway, this pretty much confirms that Luke dies, and that'll prolly be the Empire-esque cliffhanger we'll get.
I don't think they can outdo "I am your father" in terms of plot twist, but who knows. Maybe Rey really does turn evil.

It doesn't specify if The Last Jedi is a person or a group

these titles are garbage

Last, dude.
No one ever calls TFA "Awakens" anyway.

Last?

>liking star wars

Grow up

>Last

or change VI to

>Return

I hope that rumor of Kylo tricking/kidnapping Rey again to find a common ground between the light and dark side at the end is true.

Oh FFS. It basically spoils it. Luke's gonna die and Rey will become a Jedi just like the original trilogy. Wow really original Disney bravo bravo

IT FITS. This entire trilogy is all about how you shouldn't worship your heroes or something like that, Kylo is going to realize he was a retarded for trying to imitate Vader then go and do his own thing. Something will happen to Rey but we don't know what.

Why are they not numbering the fucking episodes anymore?

Nah I know, but that's a shit Disney title as well.

Third movie will be called Beyond The Outer Rim

because this isn't the prequels

>Something will happen to Rey but we don't know what.
I wouldn't be surprised if Luke is the one that hurts her emotionally.

It spoils nothing you fucking idiot. Jedi can be plural

>Luke was supposed to bring forth the return of the Jedi
>instead he's the last one all of a sudden
I fucking hate what they're doing with this license

What the fuck does that even mean?

>Why are they not numbering the fucking episodes anymore?
Prequel babby detected.
Time to grow up.

Not having the brains to know Jedi can also be plural.

Because when they eventually hit 30, it will seem like a parody

This.
The ppening ceawl will have the number, but that's it.
They're distancing themselves from the prequels on purpose.

>JJ abrams producing

THIS MOVIE IS ALREADY S H I T

I hate how they made comfy star wars into fast paced quip wars

>red logo
>ominous title
I know this place is a contrarian echo-chamber, but who else is #hypedaf? I can almost guarantee this film will be better kino than any of the faggy old ones.

>Implying this new trilogy won't end with a new Jedi Academy being opened to they can keep bringing them back

Oh so then it'll be a little more surprising when Luke dies. But it's pretty obvious they want it to be Rey on her own. Seeing as it's only her and luke now

the original films' titles were not numbered. only the prequel films were titled "episode i," etc

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IT BROKE NEW GROUND

Can't be worse than TFA.

autism detected
i repeat, autism detected

If Luke dies in this im going to give up on this shit after Episode 8. Im not watching a movie full of unlikeable characters

>Can't be worse than TFA.
The prequels are

The Last Jedi might be a connotation to White Genocide.

Therefor, Luke is the last white Jedi.

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FUCK OFF

you didnt hate it when they inferred a faction in star wars was a white supremacy group?

Fair enough

>Episode IX wont feature Luke, Han or Leia

That's some shit right there

Remember, jedi is plural. This could literally mean the last 2-10 jedi alive.

Attack of the Clones didn't have a verb tho

>"When gone I am, the last of the Jedi will you be."
Yoda confirmed Luke as the final Jedi, it's going to be Luke the movie.

I'm optimistically excited.

That started with Episode V on its first release in 1989, stop pretending to be old on the internet you fucking faggot.

anyone else keen for the CGI Leia?

as someone who only saw the original trilogy for the first time in 2015 (i.e. no autistic nostalgia clouding my mind), I'm hyped as fuck. The Force Awakens was the only great film in the entire franchise and I'm excited to see what happens next.

They shouldn't have been included in the first place beyond one small cameo from luke.

>it's acually 10000 jedi like before purge

He won't, he is the last Jedi.

I love it. It's everything I hoped it would be

*80

GUYS
GUYS
GUYS
GUYS

THE FORCE AWAKENS THE LAST JEDI

Already confirmed they won't do a CGI Leia.

it started in the CRAWL. the film was never called "episode v" in its logos or promotional art. same goes for jedi

faggot

Fuck off

>Thinking Disney would be able to resist making the last remaining Jedi in the Star Wars universe a woman.

exactly who in the fuck green lit this insane storyline for 789 they could of done 10 000 other story lines but they went with this shit wtf

What the fuck.

BRAVO ABRAMS
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and women are bad, right?

OH SHIT

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Red text=super dark.
...like Wesley Snipes dark.

>if you don't hate every movie after 2000 you're not allowed here

kys. the acting and dialogue in the original trilogy is terrible

>implying they'd kill a woman in current year

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She isn't a Jedi tho, she doesn't have the training, if anything she is going to be a Padawan and never actually become a Jedi. I understand what you are saying, but I can assure you Luke is the jedi they are referring too with Last Jedi

>next title will be "DEATH"

>implying he wont die and pass on the torch to Rey
>implying Rey wont be the last Jedi , the leader of the resistance and just all around most importand person in Episode 9
The butthurt will be glorious

DROPPED

THE FORCE AWAKENS THE LAST JEDI FROM BEYOND THE OUTER RIM

holy shit

>luke will be all stiff as vader was
>luke will lose duel with kylo

N-nani? Bakana!

>Finally! After all these Star Wars : The Last Jedi™ shall win!

isn't the plural of jedi.. jedi, so why do people think that it's just one

And then it changed because the positions of the episodes were finally all definitively established and became well known to the viewing public. Reverting back to 80s marketing is fucking retarded. fuck off with your nostalgia pandering, Jew Jew.

>THE FORCE AWAKENS THE LAST JEDI TO GET UP AND HAVE BREAKFAST.

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Attack is a verb, user. You'll learn more about verbs in the sixth grade

Cause they're the intellectual sphere Disney aims the product at