SCOTLAND v SLOVAKIA

HUGE game for both teams. Whoever wins, gets the play-off place

I cant post the teams because stupid fucking millenial cunts these days insist on posting XI's these days in a stupid fucking infographic

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moan scotland!!!!!!

Scotland: Gordon, Berra, Mulgrew, Robertson, Tierney, Fletcher, Bannan, Morrison, Griffiths, Phillips, Forrest.
Slovakia: Dubravka, Durica, Skrtel, Hubocan, Pekarik, Lobotka, Gregus, Hamsik, Mak, Kucka, Nemec

or so says >espn anyway

cheers lad.

that Mak lad tore us apart in Bratislava

>HUGE game for both teams. Whoever wins, gets the play-off place
not even true, england have to beat slovenia and then scotland have to beat slovenia in the next game for scotland to qualify

yes, i'm aware the specificities of it you autist. whatever team wins tongiht will also win their final game.

slovenia are horse and were essentually eliminated when they lost in glasgow

>whatever team wins tongiht will also win their final game.

hmmmm

>slovakia against malta
>scotland playing an eliminated slovenia

>whatever team wins tongiht will also win their final game.
oh sorry
i wasn't aware of the latest rules, that's pretty cool. so tonight's game is for 6 points?

apologies bro

REAL TEAM THREAD

I'm searching for a match that I can watch on stream while having the irrelevant Norn Ireland vs Deutschland on TV

should I watch this?
Will there be memes?

>Sky cant even be arsed using the studio in Hampden

what a bunch of fucking tinpot cunts

^^^autism

if scotland win, itll be a spectacle
if they dont, itll be a laugh

explain

probably not, theres fuck all slovaks here

what the fuck do you need explained?

the pundits and presenters aren't at hampden, they're in some shoebox studio with a TV behind them

>be scotland
>get easy qualifying group
>should finish 2nd comfortably
>somehow fuck it up
>left scrapping for it
>play well but just miss out
>"ah unlucky"

fuck off
same shit every year since the turn of the century
it's not "unlucky" it's just poor management, bad planning, terrible facilities and coaching and an overall disregard for the nation's most loved game

sort it the fuck out

fucking slovenia? slovakia? i couldn't even locate these places on a fucking map and I've traveled to 38 countries in 4 continents.

i can't name a single player from the history of the sport that comes from either of these countries

it's a fucking disgrace that we're behind both of these teams at this stage in the competition, we should be battling england for 1st

will enjoy the fountain of jock tears tonight

how many missed tournaments will that be now?

>easy qualifying group
don't think so. there's only 2 qualifying spots . england was guaranteed one and slovakia are a good team who were at the recent euros

>i can't name a single player from the history of the sport that comes from either of these countries

watch more football then

false flag englander

OH FLOWER OF SCOTLAND

sad cunt

>Wearing pink
>At home

Fuck's sake

>who is marek hamsik, the guy with the crazy haircuts

also the atletico's goalkeeper )jan oblak) is either slovenian or slovakian

>every chance of winning this

commentators on the delusional hype train

slovakia are better than us. simple as

Stream anyone? I am not watching england on itv.

no mate, it is a relatively piss easy group

>england guaranteed one
yes, they are, which is the problem. they are nothing special and scotland should be aiming for that level at the very minimum

the only time in the past 20 years that scotland has had a world cup or euro group that you could realistically say "that's a tough group" was when they were lumped in with France and Italy in 2008

that is the only time they genuinely played well and you could say "ah unlucky, put up a great fight but just missed out"

every other tournament has been a shower of shit and this one is no different

qualifying for this world cup is not a massive achievement, it's just the standard we should be aiming for every 2 years.

got to support the breast cancer benders

according to the FIFA morons white sleeves n a blue jersey represents a kit clash with slovakias kit

RashFord looking slow as fuck tonight.

Scotland letdown

>scotland at the level of england

bizarre.

should be a decent match. im stuck without a tv tho and looking for a stream. been over five years since i last attempted this. are the myp2p replacements reliable or just fountains of spam?

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Exactly. A country with Scotland's pedigree in the sport should be qualifying for every Euro and World Cup.

This settling for 3rd place and narrowly missing out bollocks is for people with a defeatist mindset, something that's been growing for years.

>I'm Scottish

need a jock bf like the lad in the jessica brown findlay fappening video

thanks user

if you look at their records over the past 100 years they are about on a par

and off the pitch I'd argue ahead of them

when you list the great football nations of all time considering the full history of the sport from it's conception scotland has to be top 10

this underdog, selling ourselves short pish needs to stop

been to bratislava everywhere outside the old town was grim and even the old town was still under construction (how does that work).

Any bitter Rangers fans in here supporting Slovakia?

>Why yes, I do reside north of the English border

my mates went and said the xact same thing

scotland is only good historically because latin america was still full of pygmies shooting each other with spears and the Mediterranean was all fascist

modern day you can't expect a country of 50million to a country of 5

thats a fucking penalty btw

refablled again against these cunts

>Be Scottish
>Go to Italy
>Lads want to be my friend
>Gals want to suck my dick
>Go into a pizza place
>Guy recognises my accent and seems overcome with joy
>Brings me a free can of Irn Bru
>Talks to me a bit about where I'm from etc.
>Free dessert
>Takes a picture with me before I leave

Same everywhere I go that isn't England. Americans especially.

Being Scottish is winning life's lottery. I've never heard of anyone who doesn't like Scotland as a country or a people that isn't a frustrated Englishman.

and the likes of ukraine, slovenia, slovakia, croatia, serbie, montenegro etc etc didn't have teams 30 years ago in our heyday

Then it should be Slovakia that has to wear the away kit. But I'm guessing it's probably white too...

it was nice though as a tourist as long as you were happy within a small area but all the buildings looked like modern reconstructions so i assume it was bombed in the war or they just hate heritage
but if i lived there i'd be in austria as often as possible

Even English girls want our dick.

All the English birds up here in Edinburgh are all over a Scottish accent

Tennent's Super is unironically one of the most popular imported beers in Italy

stv broadcasting the england game instead

WHY IS THIS ALLOWED

I, too, like you lads

But not your accent tho, since I simply have a hard time understanding you, no offense

same. i suggest even when english people go to america they say they're scots or irish

>modern day you can't expect a country of 50million to a country of 5

It's 11 against 11 m8

also

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Bannockburn

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Stirling_Bridge

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Loudoun_Hill

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scottish_independence_referendum,_2014

absolutely 0 creativity in this side.

bannan already been shite

>It's 11 against 11 m8

it's not. it's sports funding vs sports funding. larger countries have more money and a wider pool to select players from.

i was in munich with friends last week and germans were making fun of us for being so pale

any streams?

>England military

The RAF, SAS, Royal Marines and Navy are all 80% Scottish.

Hence why all these James Bond type, military characters are based on Scottish people.

England didn't do shit on its own, when the union came about it's no coincidence that we took over the 75% of the world.

Yeah, Southern Germans can be quite tanned

Or maybe you actually talked to a bunch of Turks kek

>handball

this refball

kek

FUCKING SAVE

gyuys from hannover it was. said they were monchengladbach fans

edinburgh should be capital of the UK
. it's always been where the real bosses live and work . london didn't do shit with out our lead

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>10 men


if we don't do this i'll bomb hamden

Diving cheats BTFO

>muck
what a faggot

blown the absolute fuck out

>Makes the worst, most obvious dive in history
>Continues to complain to ever official he sees

why?

Was he trying to get signed by Madrid?

HA FUCKING HA

Now, this is what I call a faggotry

REFBALL IS TAKING US TO RUSSIA

congrats to the ref. Great decision judging from a neutral position

nah its 11 vs 10

why does griffiths look like such a jake

because he is, has like 10 kids. He's probably still on the dole

Have to agree, I thought it was a pen at first, but he made the right call.

>he dived like some fucking sunny liga spic
>he dived at the beginning of the match while it was 0-0
>he kept complaining about refs decision
>in this match of them all
God I'm angry

just desserts

you ever been to a blue lagoon fish and chip shop?

Bannan is a complete waste of a jersey.

we need someone showing for the ball and willing to take it on the turn and run with it when Fletcher or Morrison or the CB's have the ball deep. thats what Armstrong does so well for us. McGregor on at half-time please

i really, really hope we can score a set-piece, i cant see us getting one from open play with this team

>terrible facilities
Probably better than ours.

this situation is giving me the fear

fletcher and bannan are prone to be lazy and arrogant when they think a game is won and sloavakia are so quick from front to back

worrying times when Forrest has been our best attacking player

it's over lads

their goalkeeper is superhuman

Imagine been from Scotland. I hope every single one of you independence wanting cunts die in a car crash. Take your irn bru and fuck off.

That was ridiculous

maybe but you can play outdoors in warm weather most of the year. half of theyear here it is cold and raining

...

He's an under-rated player.

>Imagine been from Scotland
>been

Imagine being an illiterate Paki

i'm LMAOing@ your life

Imagine been from Britain. I hope every single one of you independence wanting cunts die in a car crash. Take your roast beef and fuck off.

Ooo look at me I'm scottish and I'm a little pussy who can't play in a bit of rain. Kys you Tranny cunt
I'll drive up right now to come bash ya cunt mouth in ya fat cunt
>battered mars bars
Square go lad I'll fucking ruin u
But typical Scottish pussy, can't defeat the English