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Holy fuck you retards need to learn to make a new thread edition

MIN:Sam Bradford (knee) back at practice Thursday
GB:Ty Montgomery (ribs) not seen at practice
IND:Luck (shoulder) gets day off on Thursday
TB:Doug Martin to be 'significantly in the mix'
PHI:Smallwood (knee) sitting again Thursday
MIN:Sam Bradford (knee) will practice Thursday
NYG:Pierre-Paul (shoulder) out again Thursday
DAL:Garrett not concerned about Elliott's injury
CLE:Britt (knee, groin) not practicing Thursday
GB:Ty Montgomery (ribs) will practice Thursday
DAL:Tyron Smith (back) will not practice Thursday
JAC:Marqise Lee (ribs) sitting again Thursday

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Tyler Eifert out (as usual)

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>Foster and Reid still out

New thread meme post

for me, it's executing journalists

>news general

>rodgers is 13-2 against rob marinelli defenses
>never lost in jerrys world
what are the cowboy's chances between 0 and 2%?

Funny how everyone on this board loves Cam now that he made some sexist remarks. I remember just a few weeks ago "Scam" was just a piece of shit "meme" nigger QB.


Christ this board is deluded.

Can the Giants pelase fucking fire Ben McAdoo and Jerry Reese

I love the oppression olympics.

Funny how everyone on this board is literally the same person with the same opinions as each other.

Also, Cam is a shit meme QB with a dead shoulder who made me laugh.

feelsbadman.jpg

He still is a piece of shit nigger meme qb who acts like a child but it was funny that he blew that roastie the fuck out.


Is this hard to understand?

Someone shop Cam and that slut fake news pusher on this

Cograts on having the dumbest post on Sup Forums today.

I say the Lions have a better chance of winning in Lambeau and clinching the division before week 16. Make of that what you will.

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I'm sorry, but did the Browns already go 0-16? Oh, that's right. The season isn't even over yet. In fact, it's only week 5. Does having a 0-4 record at week 5 count as going 0-16? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when the season is just beginning? The Browns are still playing right now even though they have been the worst team in the AFC North for how many years now? They're playing one of the worst teams in the NFL this week who just happened to beat the Jaguars because they're feeding off the energy of possibly being better than the other New York team in the NFL. But you know what? They still fucking suck. The Browns are one of the worst fucking teams in the NFL, they went 1-15 last year and would have went 6-10 if they didn't choke at the last second against the Ravens, Dolphins, Titans, Jets, and Steelers. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when the Browns win and someone bumps this topic. Oh look at that, DROTY candidate Myles Garrett is coming back after being out since week 1 with a high ankle sprain. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-Browns topics because you're a faggot hater who doesn't like the team because they're an easy target. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these fucking teams on the board, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.

lions have 1% chance, cowboys have 0%?
I'll take it

It did cost him his yogurt sponsorship lel

Not the yogurt!

this is a fair complaint, looks like i got here late.

yaaas queen

>people sperg out if you make a threax too early
>people sperg out if you make it at 512 posts

Is /nfl/ autistic?

>is Sup Forums autistic
nooooo

Bitches do love their yogurt

realistically the thread would be made while the thread is on page 9 or something not when it hits at or near 500

Hey, have any teams/players gone on strike yet in order to force the NFL to hire Colin Kapernick to one of the teams?

>mfw the only time we can agree on anything is when the Cowboys are the enemy

Yeah, Colin himself.

Who do you think wins Chiefs-Texans?

That'd be too hectic and you'd have multiple people rushing to make new threads resulting in multiple.

How bad will the patriots get BTFO tonight?

Chiefs eekit out in a low scoring game

bungles threatened something like that early in the season to get him but I don't think it panned out
I'm not losing sleep over it. It's just thread but that's what happens on /vg/ with their threads

The players union won't let them go on strike because they need them to go on strike in a few years.

Replace Kaepernick with JaMarcus Russell and nobody gives a shit.

Please Bucs keep this amazing feeling going for the rest of us

Lol wtf

Did you guys know EDP was on Colin Cowherd? Seems fake at first but its real.

youtu.be/8dmzzpx6p60

>*destroys roasties*

Did someone say roast?

What’s the game to watch this weekend? My birds are on bye

All NFCN games look to be solid match ups.

Chiefs vs Texans
Eagles vs Cards

I hear that redzone game is p. good

rams v seahawks :^)

Pathers Lions early, then Packers Cowboys

The weird part is EDP actually does good analysis.

He's a fat slob and you should feel ashamed for calling anything he does "good."

post roast

>tfw EDP's friend on facebook

DONT

>tfw EDP

>He doesn't eatdapussy 445 times

A-are the women gone yet?

Chefs Toxins should be pretty good
Eagles should dominate the cards with the d-line
Unironically I want to see how Goof does vs an elite D

Puckers over Cowshits

>tfw team doesn't have a EDP

Did the redskins break the record for most injured players in a single game?

Just plain Yogurt.

youtube.com/watch?v=e0sLNlXc970

Kek

Whats everyones go to shitposting tactic?

Tell a team they'll go through a dark age in 5 years.

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post cherry picked statistics

pretending to be a retarded fan of a team i don't like

i play a complex game, a long con involving multiple identities used to subtly sow confusion, animosity and infighting so that the board slowly destroys itself from inside like a malignant tumor.

Do fans really do this? Ive been to plenty of games and its usually friendly banter at the most. And im a fucking lions fan.

Then I see things like this and hear about stabbings at 49ers games and I get confused.

making fun of nearly 30 year olds on a child's image board

Always will trigger the thin skinned patsfags. God i miss FINish Him

Post off-topic at 1-3am

For me, it's losing millions of dollars because of one comment

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With the first pick of the 2018 NFL draft, the New England Patriots select ____________

Depends on the team, if they’re good tell them their window is closing
If they’re bad tell them they’ll never find a franchise qb
If they’re mediocre tell them they’ve hit their ceiling.

Posting things from ESPN.

I'm sure he'll be ok.

GOATposting

This is how the four quarterbacks the Chiefs have faced this year (Tom Brady, Carson Wentz, Philip Rivers and Kirk Cousins) have fared playing against the Chiefs and against everyone else:

vs. Chiefs: 51%, 4 TDs, 4 INTs

vs. everyone else: 68%, 25 TDs, 3 INTs

Where were you when chiefs D turned good QBs into shitty ones?

Cake

They must be reminded...

liberals are fucking cancer

>bandwagoners are ok

>bandwaggoning is ok if your team sucks
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

That is such a terrible articl I can't help but hand out a (You).

Think about it, you spend maybe 30 minutes memorizing 4-5 lines, 45 minutes in the makeup chair, get in front of the camera for 15 minutes, take your check that looks like a phone number to the bank. All that's gone now.

I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

There is not one justified reason for bandwagoning.

Cam was right about women

I wasnt going to do it because >old gay but i just watched the interview and changed my mind.

give me 9000 hours

It's not like I eat yogurt anyway, but I'm boycotting Dannon.

>woman
>(((geiger)))

for me, it's Kay Adams, Sam Ponder and Jaime Erdahl

Good, their yogurt is ass. Fage for life

>Be Eagles fan
>See sports analysts unanimously picking >us to beat Arizona on Sunday

Anyone else now officially terrified of this game? Have none of them seen what Larry Fitzgerald always does to the Eagles?

>Be Carson Palmer
>try not to throw at least 2 retarded INTs per game

Sadly nice hands larry can't block or pass to himself

that hashtag looked like #BREASTFEED at first glance

Fletcher Cox looks to be out. The Front 7 isn't the same without him

Also boycotting Activa and Evian water
both owned by Danone, the parent company

>Be Carson Palmer
>try to not injure my old fucking ass every play

I wish I was in that designer water racket, that shit's obscene