And your other gun

>and your other gun

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>and your tactical prosthetic leg

>tfw the DA's breathing down your neck

>goddamnit mcmurris you're a liability but you get the job done

>characters have to go to las vegas
>one character shouts "VEGAS BABY YEAH"
>viva las vegas starts playing
>cut to helicopter shot of the strip

>this won't hurt... much

>i won't bite... hard

>Enemy faces a common trouble that main characters always faces it
>"Welcome to my world!"

>Send in reinforcements!
>Those were the reinforcements!

>"There's only one man for the job..."
>cuts to log cabin

>F AI PULT ADD OF WOUD U DYE
>E.T.OULD BEE EKSTREMLY PAINT FULL
>JARA PIG GAY
>FOUR U

>it's a tough job, is he really that good?
>who said anything about a he

>The internet is being hacked!
>What?! Which ones?!
>All of them!

...

Name three.

>I've spent 5 minutes playing call of duty and know how to use facebook, I can hack this system

>you cant hack the internet
>Bitch, i made it
>*He watchs directly to the camera.*

>man furiously taps keyboard
>"it's no use, they're counterhacking us"
>green skeletons start to dance on the screen
>quirky girl hacker comes in
>taps the keyboard a couple of times
>"i'm in"

Lethal Weapon
Rambo
Metal Gear Solid

name 7 to 8 movies where this happens.

Name 6 more.

>movie has music in it

I don't get it, it doesn't look like reddit

Name 0 (zero) movies where this happens

>you can't hack this system bro

>can anyone fly this plane
>i've done that in simulators

one of the good parts of Beyond Thunderdome at least.

It's an upboat.

>aaand your *other* gun

>mfw captain found out about my ass gun

But pilots actually train in simulators

>sssh! do you hear that?
>no
>exactly

>we cant figure this thing out
>I can, you just have to do "x"
>how do you know?

>I designed it

no they plane

>we'd better split up

*unsheathes katana*

Commando
Shooter
The Hunted

Name another 43

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Fuck me so true.
>Event Horizon
>Pacific Rim
>Anything with scientists and shit is going awry, especially when they call in an 'expert'

Fucking 1 in 10 sci fis have that shit

dumb frogposters

>your shield and your weapon

What did he mean by this?

>16 core with a 10 meg pipe

>yes, finally you did it!
>no... WE did it...

Name forty five movies where this happened

> and your axe

>What happened?

>It's a long story

>Damn it chief, you know I work alone

>I have time

>"you know how to use one of these?"
>nerdy character who was fleeing like a girl from gunfire earlier in the film "*reloads* yes"

>nerdy character was actually the best of his class in academy
>nerdy character shoots the bad guy from behind when he's just about to kill the main character

>aerial shot of Las Vegas
>speeds up before slowing down again

>alright, what's plan B?
>THAT WAS PLAN B!!!

>WHAT'S PLAN C?!
>RUN!!

>what's plan d?
>I DON'T KNOW

>plan E
>*Unzips pants*

>w-what's plan F?

easter?

>TIME FOR PLAN H
>WHAT HAPPENED TO PLAN G???

>what's plan i?
>That WAS plan i

>you don't want to know

literally every action flick has that

>aerial shot of """Las Vegas"""

Why the fuck would anyone live here?

>what's plan X?
>that WAS plan X!

you'll have no problem naming 563 then

>We finally got our money!
>*gun cocks*
>I think you mean my money
>But we had a deal!

i dont want to know what? what is plan g?

you frogposters are like so dumb lmaoooo

pic related

name 4 movies, 2 cassettes, 5 radio shows and 1 visual novel where this scenario happens

>"And if you try anything funny, well...."

> I have altered the deal

>Consider this a
>*Cocks hammer*
>Renegotiation

>Character draws gun
>It makes a clicking sound

>bad guy is a businessman
>heh, consider this a... hostile takeover

Fucking hell Sup Forums

>character slightly waves gun
>more clicking sounds

>character has a massive gun with a silencer on the end
>it makes a soft pew pew sound

ok?
doesnt happen
so what
who
lol
doctor pepe
you mean sex?
ive heard this on e
action movies
real men grow in the wilderness, pussy
is this a joke? i dont
so the character is woman?
isnt there only one internet?
ive never liked cod
*watches
csi am i right, lol?
i liked lotr music
nice coat
from a comedy?
your what?
i dont get it
haaha funny gif
nice

dumb fucking frogs posting made up tropes that have never happened

>tfw no skull gun

@78714512

thanks

>literal, non-meme autism

>don't tell anything about it
>about what?
>exactly

>WHEN WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME ABOUT THIS?
>I'm telling you right now.

>why didn't you tell me before
>you didn't ask

Now
give me your other pants

>someone saved my oc reaction from another frogpost
Thx user :^)

I never get why they need so much, they would be dead long before needing to use the fifth knife

>when do you want that done?
>yesterday

>Your gun and your badge
>But chief...
>No, THIS time, I mean it

>mexico/california/texas
>piss filter

>"He's the only man for the job"
>"Why?"
>"Because he was in the previous movies"

>chars agree to some plan
>camera cuts to the "bad boy" sitting with arms crossed
>pause
>"Oh what the hell... let's do this"

>you mean sex?
no he means every time a person is chained they pull a "come closer, I won't bite, much/had"
>real men grow in the wilderness
they must be dead then because no one grows in the wilderness.
>so the character is woman?
no its an AI
>isnt there only one internet?
people like to act like there is a hidden DEEP WEB, also there are closed network and VPNs that don't connect to the main internet. technically you can make as many internet as you want, people use one because otherwise it will be a wasteland
>csi am i right, lol?
newfag right, lol
>i dont get it
it's quiet too quiet

>gunfight
>gunfight dies down and one is on the ground without a gun
>the other guy walks up to them, smirks, says a quip and then pulls the trigger
>the gun is empty

its even more funny when the thing talked about has nothing to do with the main plot or is personal and the 2 characters are not close enough for 1 to be pissed that the other did not spill his life's story

>frogposts
>Doesn't have a frog

>also there are VPNs that don't connect to the main internet. technically you can make as many internet as you want

>character throws his gun away
>"we're doing this the old way"

>character is insane and desperate
>meets the main character, sweating and clearly has a mental episode
>pulls out a gun and points it at the main character
>mc: "X, you don't have to do this"
>camera on mc's face, looking scared or closing their eyes
>gun shot sound
>the guy killed himself

>Did you do X, name?
>"No! Well.... maybe?"
>NAAAME!