Hey Brits, what would you do in the negotiations

if you were the EU?

-EU is afraid of losing more members
-EU knows under WTO rules, goods exports to the UK would only be minimally impacted even without a UK trade deal
-EU is literally gasping for air in order to stay alive economically and politically right now

Would you be soft on the UK and give them everything they want?

Y...yes

The EU is an abomination that needs to dissolve, simply for being the biggest sucker of muslim cock in the history of mankind. The EU has digested a magnitude of muslim semen that purple-lipped, carpet-headed, crybaby nigger could only dream of.

Fuck them. They already released a cunty statement.

Go ahead and cuck us Hans. We'll crash Europe, no survivors.

Don't come crawling to us when you get overrun by shitskins though. That's your problem now.

PS: Our military and the US military would cuck your shit tier nation in half a day.

lmao, is this some elaborate troll or are you for real, dumbass?

Junker pls go. You cannot buy adopt the meme magic.

you got everything you need in the uk you spoiled fucking brats

I'd realise the game is up and disband.

Swedish salt. Good luck when Muhammad is raping your mothers/sisters/daughters.

You really need to gtfo too Sweden.

Besides don't you want your post to sometimes being taken seriously?
Last week we were still being called Muhammad/stabbed-with-butterknife on here. Now we are (partially) uncucked.

>Be Swedish.
>Watch shitskins fucking and rampaging their way through my country.
>"Human rights! Cultural Enrichment!"
>Watch the UK leave the EU.
>"I'm angry. Those bratty fucking Brits. Time to load up the long boats.. This means war."

Must feel good to know that they can go away to fight while their women are not going to have to go without their hairy shitskin bulls.

>Would you be soft on the UK and give them everything they want?

Soft on us? Fritz, for every £6 of goods we sell in Europe, we buy £10. The British market is the only think keeping the French and German automotive industries afloat. The EU needs Britain a lot more than Britain needs the EU.

That's why the EU's arrogance in the lead-up to the referendum is so inexplicable. Even minor concessions to Cameron would have tipped the scale in favour of Remain. But the EU is full of blind, arrogant bureaucrats who refuse to give up an iota of the power they've stolen.

>Would you be soft on the UK and give them everything they want?

It's a catch-42. Give them what they want and more countries will see that there are no consequences to leaving; go too hard on the UK and the totalitarian reputation of the EU becomes even more ingrained and the more countries will want to leave out of spite.

There is no winning, you fucked up the day you tried to create a political union. Why couldn't you just leave it as an economic union?

What is most important for rEU?
rEU is most imporatn for rEU.
UK can go and get fucked - if they were sinking? the EU wouldnt (and shouldnt) bother putting the plug back in to save them. UK is finally gonna get a wake up call after 40 years of moaning bullshit - albeit, this too late.

19 yr olds believe they're robbed of a future and they've been legal adults for only one year.

They literally have their entire futures ahead of them and the media is enabling this faggotry with coverage. Time to bring back the draft and bitchslap these softies because it's not racist to believe in law and order. And it's not xenophobic to believe nations should have borders.

In the nuclear age, radical Islamism is an existential crisis.

I would only allow the UK to trade with us if they accept more refugees :^)

Not sure whether the (((US))) is raging over this, or if (((they))) are happy.

On one hand, this could fuck NATO. On the other, this will send capital hurtling into the US markets.

Probably raging though. Such a failure. Why is it that Germans cannot put themselves in the mind of any European nation besides themselves? Are they really that autistic that they think that unifying two halves of a previously divided nation (with a shared history and language) is the same as unifying a continent with vastly differing cultures and language barriers?

>Not sure whether the (((US))) is raging over this, or if (((they))) are happy.

I'm ecstatic.

Even leftists here don't seem to give much of a shit, essentially saying that it's none of our business, even if they oppose Brexit in principle (the arrogant cunts).

So basically "fuck the EU".

The UK is the biggest purchaser of EU goods, so the EU can be vindictive and collapse even faster or suck it up and give a fair deal whilst it's collapsing.

Nah mate, they made their bed and need to lay in it.

Time and time again the UK got preferential treatment in the EU.

This a test for the EU to see if it can enforce dire consequences for britcuckss.

Otherwise what is the point for any country to remain in the EU ?

>Otherwise what is the point for any country to remain in the EU ?
Now you're getting it
Vote leave in the Frexit, baguettebro, we believe in you and will be waiting with open arms.

>Why couldn't you just leave it as an economic union?
It was supposed to be political ever since 1955.

>The UK is the biggest purchaser of EU goods
Actually, it's the US.

Anyway, under WTO rules, the UK cannot put significant tariffs on EU goods, so that is not an argument.

>and give a fair deal whilst it's collapsing.
But why would it give a fair deal? The only interest of the EU is not to collapse, so needs to scare other countries into staying.

Thats if whoever's negotiating gives them an easy time. If it's a stern statesman like figure then I can imagine they'll be pulling a lot of shots reigning Britain as the champion state it once was. Never underestimate the British, the recent pissy politics we've been engaging in have been a calm break from what we used to be up to.
If there's a strong enough individual calling the negotiations then the EU won't have a choice, if we send in someone limp wristed then we could get swindled.