What is Sup Forums's Religion?

What is your religion and does it effect your politics?

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Southern Baptist

not really, I'm generally pretty liberal, But i hate left extremists, feminism, basically anybody who is proud about themselves and scream about it is cancer

Mine is nonreligion.

were the fuck catholicism you heretic

Roman Catholic

Lutheran Protestant Christian but dont believe in gods.

I believe in our lord and saviour KEK (pbuh).

ISLAM

KEKISM

I am a superior one who has seen the other side. Religion is for plebs who have not ascended and can only follow a belief system that accounts to no more than a guess. We ascended masters do not have a religion, we have knowledge.

I am a centrist because as the pendulum swings back and forth Orwellianism exists on both sides of the wall.

> no Christianity
> inb4 mormons, no they are fornicators
> sage
> hide

>strawpoll.me/10586700
Zoroastrian but no Christians? Screw you too.

Catholic.

I believe in boobs

PANTHEISM

I know all I need to know about politics by looking at humans for what they are, bloodthirsty tribal apes.

I am God, so are you although you are wearing a mask and pretending that you aren't Him...stop it now, very silly game

Atheist, I'm at least smart on one thing.

Jewish Rabbi on livestream
come in lads, lets have some political duscussion :)

youtube.com/watch?v=wXyrFbed7Do

you dropped these repeating digits, friend

I'm disappointed Baha'i isn't on there. And yes, it does effect my politics, I've turned into a dirty leftist

Catholic not practicing sacraments.

How are you God?

Provide examples, pls.

>strawpoll.me/10586700

WHERE THE FUCK IS CATHOLICISM/CHRISTIANITY YOU FUCKER

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Ex-Mormon

>Also
Who is this Semen Demon?

...

ja? glaubst auch an Gott, hm?
Und woher weißt du, dass Mohammeds Kinderficker Gott nicht der richtige ist und du und deine ganze kümmerliche Scheißfamilie nicht in der Hölle bis in alle Ewigkeit von nach Döner stinkenden Ahmeds sodomiert werden?

Ihr religiösen habt schon ziemlich gute Argumente, muss man sagen!

>Ich wurde Christ geboren, deswegen ist Christentum korrekt.
Na dann.

Du bist genauso Abschaum wie die Horde von exkrementfarbenen Kinderfickern die unser Land überschwemmen

This. Bail.

I'm not sure that Atheism or Agnosticism count OP, they don't have the components of an organized religion.
Agnostic Atheist
No my lack of belief in deities does not effect my politics.

My religion is JUSTICE

Don't practice religion, but a God and Angels are real. Something has protected me too many times not to be real. Probably aliens and shit

source famalam?

>no option for Christianity

gr8 b8

I'm atheist but no point in even voting since this is a troll thread/poll and not intended to actually get an accurate representation of Sup Forums's religious affiliations

It was me.

You're welcome btw.

Noahide

I dont think i actually believe in a global flood, or that Moses wandered through the desert for 40 years, but i appreciate how it has given shape and structure to our societies for 2000 years. That alone is enough for me to consider the seven laws divinely inspired.

Still /natsoc/ though.

Greek Orthodox ofc
also your shitty poll doesn't include it

This.

They don't count and everybody who treats atheism or science as a religion should be fucking shot.
But as long as it's some kind of accomplishment to not believe god spoke to some sheepfuckers but didn't give them any proof whatsoever I guess we need a term for it.

I don't believe in accidents.
Everything is precisely the way it is today because of a coherent series of events.
I don't believe in God because there is no reason for it to be real.

I take that reasoning to politics as well. I think it takes a concentrated effort to create a middle class, you need reasons for the middle class to exist.
I'm a pretty hard line liberal. I'm more left than Hillary, but I'm more pro military and I don't believe in the isolationism of Bernie, or all the free shit he promised.
FDR is my dream president, but I like Obama too

I'm a Christian absurdist.

>Islam
>No

atheist

>anything but agnosticism

Ortodox Anzuism.

>strawpoll.me/10586700

where is catholic and christianity?

Apatheism is the only right answer.

praise kek

Veganism.

What does a woman feel like?

Spiritual Autism

Agnosticism is great but where do you go from there? We most certainly can know things and examine claims for their likelihood, staying agnostic doesn't really get you anywhere.

PRAISE KEK

>implying agnostics aren't just atheists afraid of being called fedoras

Orthodox Autist and proud

>atheism and agnosticism in the lead
WE HEATHENS NOW
It's over christfags you're finished

bag of sand

Praise KEK!

Fucked the quotes Lord Kek forgive me

Atheist until I saw those tits. Clearly made in God's own image.

We are all Jewish here

it's an honest position
i don't need anything more in this subject

Kek is the one true light

Irak 'Operation Freefall Freedumb' war vet?

This. If God is real, he's an alien.

>he forgot Christian as an option

Not even voting because of this retardation pham

I am a recent convert to The Process Church of the Financial Judgment, Temple of Kek

There is only one true god.

Tell me who this is and I'll be whatever religion you want.

>Process Church of the Financial Judgment, Temple of Kek

*Process Church of the Final Judgment, Temple of Kek

Scientology. Do you even Audit and Dianetics bro?

who is this Bukkake Jockey?

redheads are best women holy fuck muh dick

PRAISE KEK

Where the fuck is Christianity OP you fucking liberal dickhead.

Reformed(calvinist) christian with dominionist view.

That mole on her boob, though. Makes you think.

It's probably not Islam but should get it checked just in case.

Orthodox . Heathens will burn.

atheist

>no catholicism/protestantism/orthodox/any christianity
>fake reddit meme religion
You have a single task, and now you've outed yourself as a newfag.

I am working on my own cult since all existing religions are shite so far and I am sure that I am the worthiest and smartest deity of all of them.

>There are seventeen jews in this thread
Am I being rused?

Praise kek, down with the spurdo heretics

Praise KEK

I voted jews for the keks 2bh famalam

Spurdo is the true prophet and Patrick Bateman, his holy disciple, is the spirit which grants you repeating digits. Kek is a false god created by reddit subvertion, and you all fell for it. His name and appearance are based on two memes oversaturated and killed by reddit, after all.
He is the false god destroying Sup Forums.

its under "Judaism" Christianity excepts the full Torah but simply adds the teachings of Rabbi Jesus. There are many off-spins of Judaism.

NAME?

PRAISE KEK! (piss bottles upon him)

atheist if i'm being serious. Norse pagan if I'm fucking around.

I take all the parts of religions I like and adhere to it.

Ten commandments are pretty universal, but killing is justified in self defence.

Other than that, unironically parts of thelema and religions born of self preservation like Sikhism.

Ascended means you came up.

Descended master means you came back to help.

>raised roman catholic
>all my friends raped by priests
>Not good looking, never got raped
>feels bad man

Christian/körtti

OP will pay for not including the mighty and only KEK.
You can't escape KEK's wrath.

Deist.
Non intervening God, texts claiming to be revelation do not originate from God.
Still use christian churches from time to time.

Effects my politics as far as that I would never vote for a religious party or a party with a prime minister canidate that falls out of the spectrum ateheist, agnostic, deist, secular protestant.
Also would be sceptical of any atheist.
Anyone beliving we are in the end days is unfit for political office.

Jew is not a religion, Jews have two major religions. Holocaustianism and Judaism, often both.

the real question is, what is her religion?

sounds like the reasons people visit Sup Forums

Tits honestly deserve their own religion.

If you aren't Roman Catholic, Orthodox Christian, or Jewish you're religion is trash

A huge part of culture is just the things people do to forget their a walking pile of ash.