It's coming home

It's coming home.

It's not, you deluded paki.

wish yanks would fuck off with their poltard shit

especially after the weekend when they have no ground to talk shit

Last min hoofball against Brazil in the finals calling it now

We're pretty good. When's the last time we haven't finished top of a qualifying group?

>this England team at the world cup

>"b-but i'm in c-charge here, you're not allowed to cross Kyle"

E
A
S
Y

webm

>that other argie who obsessively makes anti-england threads

kek, he must be on suicide watch right now, well done

>it's another "england qualifies but gets knocked out at the quarter final" episode

swear to god this episode is on every 2 years

>it's coming home

Next year is definitely are year

Ireland is based and UK is a shit. Confirmed by Germany.

Honestly thing I think England are capable of is cucking the rest of the home nations

Ronaldinho 2002. ^^

>quarter final
>implying

scenes when england 1-0 win their way to the world cup and bore everyone to tears, ushering in an era of nu-catenaccio around the globe

>Imagine being a travelling photocopier salesman and having to stay in Premier inns all the time

Think I'd kill myself tbqh

The Slayers of Slovenia

>but gets knocked out at the quarter final
bit presumptuous m8

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cringe

Can’t wait to win the trophy and joe hart to unveil a brexit memorial tattoo on his chest

>eat Gregg's and KFC constantly
>hire 48 year old escorts to mum/son roleplay with

Living the dream

that was a sexy pass

i wouldn't have even bothered celebrating if i was kane. the goal was far too long coming.

MUST I BE
THE MAN IN A SUITCASE
IS THAT ME
THE MAN WITH THE STRANGEST FACE

Premier Inn/beefeater breakfastes are god tier desu

Not likely. England's matches have been fucking dire recently.

>doubting Kane ever

should drop rashford from the squad tbqh, dont think he's england-material

Man got hit with the end of the Kane

he's clutch af tbqh. driven goal mong.

>Disregard EU
>Acquire World Cup

Remainians on suicide watch

>Ireland good and based
>Britain shit

Where do we go from this?

>Beating a country of 2,000,000 (TWO MILLION) people in the 93rd minute

I don't know why I bother watching anymore

We should play like that in the world cup

>Go for a 0-0 bore draw every game
>Sneak a goal in injury time
>Win the cup

Literally flawless plan.

Not so fast
>*teleports """refugee children""" into your second bedroom*

>*blocks your path*

Team's probably too young (Rashford, Sterling) and they need a creative midfielder.

worked for portugal, literally ronaldo vs the other team

> Ever doubting the spastic god Kane

its coming down, like hillsborough

>yfw Pulis takes over after Southgate is sacked and wins every game 1-0 through murderhoof
>yfw Pulis becomes the GOAT NT manager

Great posts.

Kane will get injured in the last pre-WC friendly, as is tradition

Reminder that Ireland is much better than the UK teams

That actually would work, it's the absolute best way to play international football. Though I doubt Southgate has the balls to do it.

after the quarters or the round of 16 or the group stage again?

Agreed.

Makes no sense, lad.

Holy shit, that performance confirmed it- we're gonna win the world cup!!

germany are fucking gay as a country

>thinking the Republic are better than any of the UK teams
pipe down ergun

Real talk when was the last time you saw England play well in a match that mattered (i.e. outside of friendlies)? Blud this is disgusting, there must be something wrong with our league as every other NT is more exciting to watch than England it's a fucking joke blud

>That actually would work

How are we supposed to keep a clean sheet against anyone half decent?

cringe

Anyone hired a prozzy before?

Might get one, haven't had sex in like 5 years. MILF with big tits.

Kane gets injured
Rashford gets injured
Rooney comes out of retirement to score another famous penalty

Don't try to influence our brothership with the great counrty of Ireland, which is much better at the footy than you are.

want to see us go full hoofball tbqh. get crouchy and big andeh up front, get 2 pacy black kids to whip crosses in, hoof stuff up to the big lads. score headers only. bet we'd win the WC.

Sting pls go

>implying he isn't taking daily microdoses of strontium-90 to make his metatarsals indestructible

do not care, go bum each other you benders

Germany is a wonderful country tbf. The people there are fucking dangerous though; warped by ideology and crippled with guilt.

Wouldn't trust them as far as I could throw them.

>Sting pls go
No.

It's coming down, it's coming down, it's coming. Illsbruh's coming down.

SEETHING

Every tournament

JennaBellaRoseXXX

brexit cant come soon enough

Same way all the other teams do it, put 10 men behind the ball and run like fuck for 90 minutes.

The Republic are shite Mustafa

England are literally unbeatable lad. It's coming home

Seee myyyy fence

>will cost me millions of jobs and at least 10% of the gdp
>can't come soon enough

SEETHING

beats 2 million rapefugees

have fun bailing out the eurozone again :)

>his dreams of European conquest, shattered once more

>England vs Germany
>England vs Brazil
>November

Wew lads

£400 an hour, fuck me

You will have to pay for this shit while I'm German and wealthy. Enjoy your shithole. :^)

>this is your brain on diesel fumes

Our players were clearly tired from a grueling PL and CL campaign

CRAWLING

>Norway 8-0 San Marino
>Markus Henriksen (8') Joshua King (14' PEN, 17') Mohammed Elyounoussi (39', 48', 68') Ole Selnaes (58') Martin Linnes (86')

Nice Norwegian name getting the match ball. Sup Forums told me only England and France had non-natives in their team??????

I already know the scores
>England 1-2 Germany
>Germany dominate every blade of grass but England manage to get a 92nd min penalty through a Dele dive and come out looking good
>England 1-0 Brazil
>Brazil have an off day and the BBC confirm England are basically world champions already

>i-i'm rich

lol ok NEET boy

The bubble will burst very soon, can't wait to see you little brown fuckers starve to death.

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>unemployment
>in Jeremy Corbyn's socialist utopia

Why do you hate diversity user? Are you an islamophobic white cis-binary supremacist?

This qualifying has been Gareth's master plan. Making us look shit so good teams think we're not even worth trying against and then watching as Rashford, Kane and Sterling reveal their true power level and shock teams

#GorillaFootball

Josh King doesn't sound very Norwegian

When was the last time there was a good quality team in one of our qualifying groups?

Kek you right wing nutjob Brits are so fucking delusional. Almost makes me sad. Almost..

looking shit is a sign of champions la

>Why do you hate diversity user?
Because it's utter fucking cancer and a stain on humanity

That's how seeding works lad.

UEFA qualification is a breeze for any mediocre or better side

>team is collectively worth like £300 million
>can JUST about beat a team of literal whos from some ex-slav state

ahhh yes