/f1/ - Formula 1 General - Press F edition

>Countdown to Japanese GP:
f1countdown.com

>Countdown to Formula Kino in Jerez:
fiaformula2.com

>Session times in your time:
f1calendar.com
whenisf1on.com

>HD Acestream (only during sessions)
morningstreams.com

>Possibly reliable 24x7 HQ Acestream (online since Singapore)
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>/f1/ Fantasy League:
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>Season standings:
1. Lewis Hamilton 281 points
2. Sebastian Vettel 247 points
3. Valtteri Bottas 222 points
4. Daniel Ricciardo 177 points
5. Kimi Räikkönen 138 points

>News
tractor cunts not allowed in this thread

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youtube.com/watch?v=m3oBfqsAbiI
autosport.com/f1/news/112249/fia-tightens-postrace-f1-fuel-rules
formula1.com/en/championship/inside-f1/rules-regs/Fuel_Fuel_system_fuel_usage_and_refuelling.html
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f1countdown.com
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nth for Flörsch

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prequalifying sessions taking place on Tuesdays
one race every two weeks
itinerary calendar (starting from Australia to finish in the Bering straight) with small breaks when jumping from one continent to another
every country with motor racing tradition must have a race, no tilkodromes or cathedrals in the desert allowed
limited rules
PR forbidden

This thread was made before

Fuck Bahamian threads, Amx is better.

Is this the real one?

inb4 hidf

Yeah and it was made before bahamas poster

>tractor cunts not allowed in this thread
This is a cunt town mate

>mfw this thread

The Phonecall that saved F1

I would like to see smaller teams being allowed to only field one car instead of two. Would basically almost halve the cost of running an f1 team.

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Does this mean HAM is the next chosen sacrifice

15th place on the grid for Minardi

Hamilton gets some tractor cunt this weekend

Maybe not Half the Cost but 2/3rds of a Two car team

Jesus lads get your wishes in quick it is raining dubs.

I would like some nice lewds of Mana to pop up this weekend if not too much trouble

Do you think Sutil apologized to Bianchi's parents or that they told him to not feel guilty?
In movies and video series things usually happen that way.

1/3rd is still a significant cut in costs.

Well got a bit too greedy there didn't I

If I follow mana on instagram will she let me see her pics because it's private?

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really liked this theme desu
youtube.com/watch?v=m3oBfqsAbiI

>having to choose between the 2 worst posters on /f1/'s thread

You'd be best asking WAGlad about that mate. Just another poster who thinks she's just a cutie patootie

Why do people hate on Bahamabro?

This racist basement dweller German is a complete freak of society in comparison

>implying this thread isnt decent
Cock meme vs respect for tractor cunt victim thread. Easy choice 2bh.

to pay homage he probably sent a half broken glass of champagne to Bianchi's family with a bow on it

I'm not racist

I tried once and she didn't let me in.

That is for friends and family.

>Why do people hate on Bahamabro?
he can't get laid

Ok do you like anime?

>make a thread and plan to disappear because im busy
>"what a horrible person"
so RUDE

Who's the autistic german that screams nigger at every opportunuty? Obviously loads of anons do it but it's so embarrassing

You didn't check the catalog before posting

ok I admit i didnt refresh 45 seconds after my first refresh

>Okay Sebastian, we are too low on fuel, too low on fuel. Do what you need to do to avoid the post-race inspection.

>Oh look Patricija did an Instagram livestream

>This is how it starts

Fucking hell

She is a kart driver before anyone says anything.

1) The cars get scrutineered after the race regardless

2) If he had no fuel left he would have just parked it immediately after the finish line

3) The 1 litre of fuel rule is for quali, not the race

>mfw first time I solo consumed 1L of Vodka in a single night
Is this what its like to be Finnish? Do they do breathalyzer tests in f1?

>singing along to a rap song
>saying "nigga" dozens of times

>The 1 litre of fuel rule is for quali, not the race
WRONG

It's her "fun" channel which sponsors clearly won't see.

I would put clothespins on her nipples before gently squeezing her throat while putting my benis in bagina from behind with her back arched to expose her flacid penis and balls.

what the fuck.

did she died?

Want to show were that's stated in the sporting regulations? Can't see it to confirm what you have said.

Oh right, I forgot they banned the stopping after the finish line a year or two ago. Regardless my other points still stand :^)

autosport.com/f1/news/112249/fia-tightens-postrace-f1-fuel-rules

that's hot

no, its edit
in real one, she slips and falls into the sea

Pretty well made desu, but lava doesn't flow like water

This, from the technical regulations:

>6.6.2 Competitors must ensure that a 1.0 litre sample of fuel may be taken from the car at any time during the Event.

Also this:
>The weight of the car, without fuel, must not be less than 728kg at all times during the Event.

I know, it's far-fetched, but what if Ferrari just under-fueled Vettel a bit too much?

found the source by reverse image searching the webm

I was talking about the fucked up text

>in bagina
>her balls
something doesn't quite add up here

He lost a lot of time to Ricky on the last lap or 2 as well right?

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>2014
>some media outlet speculating (doesn't actually even say that your 1l rule exists either just says stopping after the checkered flag to save fuel is not deemed a reason to stop)
Yeah I said what I said, the regs have changed a lot since then. I can't find anything to do with fuel weight required anywhere other than maximum weight allowed to be used and that the car weight in scrutineering doesn't count fuel.
Here doesn't say anything about that 1L rule either formula1.com/en/championship/inside-f1/rules-regs/Fuel_Fuel_system_fuel_usage_and_refuelling.html

Forgot the Event
>Any event entered into the FIA F1 Championship Calendar for any year commencing at the scheduled time for scrutineering and sporting checks and including all practice and the race itself and ending at the later of the time for the lodging of a protest under the terms of the
Sporting Code and the time when a technical or sporting verification has been carried out
under the terms of that Code.

IIRC there's a two hour time window after the race to fill a protest against competitor.

Yup.

Minimum car weight excluding fuel rather , not in scrutineering

>6.6.2
Ahhh yep there it is. Minimum weight is 733kg, are you looking at the current regs?

Although it's not like the FIA have ever given a shit about having less than 1L in the tank; back in 2014 they used "kg of fuel used" graphics and you'd often see at the end of the race that a few cars would have used 99.4kg or something

>PUBLISHED ON 30 APRIL 2017

Don't be fooled by Halo.

BARGE
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I'm looking at 21st September 2017, it does not include halo from what I can see. It looks like it might have something to do with tyre weights.

co-drivers practice
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>quali saturday 7 am
>race sunday 6 am
god damn it japan

>FP1 in a hour

Its on in 3 hours you cunt.

Stop doing this

>2 whole hours
>a hour
What?

3 HOURS

2 full hours mate, check again

Any racingforme invites still going around? Dankeschön
[email protected]

>practice 5 starts when coverage of FP1 starts
Tough decisions, guess I'll have practice 5 on mute on my second screen.

they're feminine balls and its a male bagina
whats not to understand

I have. It's starts at 2am. It's currently 11pm.

Don't fucking tell me the is some daylights saving bullshit tonight because then I'm pissed off

It's currently 7am in Japan.
Practice starts 10am local time.

It's three hours

correct, 2 full hours time

2 full hours, mate

but the scrotum forms the labia so they're mutually exclusive
{penis|clitoris}+{vagina+rest of female reproductive system|testicles+rest of male reproductive system}

Oh fuck off its close enough to count as three. Especially when this conversation started 8 minutes past the hour and we haven't got past half past.
For all intents and purposes that is on the hour.

That's two full hours

Also who the fuck says "whole hours"?

It's an hour, half an hour or nothing.

the french fuck been telling the wrong time all day.

Or quarter of an hour. Forgot that one.

i bet you have a great social life and lots of people who love your company.

There is still only 2 full hours. If you were to wait 3 hours you would miss a portion of fp1.
10 minutes and 5 minutes are also very common. But we are talking hours here not minutes.

>whole hour autism
surely people can see that there are 2 full hours left?

Yeah which is why you would say "just under 3 hours".

In a few minutes time you would say "just over 2 hours"
You round up or down around the half mark.

This is why our trains are a fucking nightmare.

just stick to bongs and bings

big ben was sold to pay for mudskin gibs. the bing/bong system has been depricated.

2 full bongs

The hour begins at half past

It's now midnight

You are measuring minutes with hours there. There is 2 full hours, no more no less.
But there are no bings and bings because the Big Bing-Bonger is broken

>Countdown to Japanese GP:
>f1countdown.com
>FP1 25 minutes
????

Under your system you have potential of being 59 minutes away from the correct time.

Under the proper system you can only be out by 29 minutes at the most.

Saying there is 2 full hours is pointless information if it's 2 hours and 59 minutes away.

That sure is just broken.

It's wrong
11;36 now

>being this autistic about how much time until fp1