Boston @ Houston ALDS Game 1 Thread #2

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wow is that shirt custom fitted or something i feel like they dont normally come like that

Is this the thread

no its the other one

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This one is better not going to one made by a Canadian this is AMERICAS pastime

>fake tits
Fuck Boston

dallas KIKE all

Now bring him in.

>Tfw forgot that there was a playoff game today

C H O K E

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This might be the legit hottest picture I've ever seen

>bustgarts

>losston

>Bobblegarts

ive seen hotter

>blowgarts

>bustgaerts

>dookie bustts
>bustnintendi
>bustvers
>jackie bustley jr

>buston

>buttfarts

yeah if you like men with long hair

Remember when Altuve struck out 37 games in a row? Hahahaha and you guys think he'll be MVP

Hey guys sorry I just got home from work and I’m eating dinner now did we lose

pretty boring posts so far

FIRESALE

Remember when Altuve hit 50 home runs and won the home run derby and became a fan favorite across the country?

very interesting post you have here. you are quite an intriguing fellow.

wew

Is this game over?

Remember when strikeouts meant anything 30 years ago?

>xander bogaerts
>xander bofarts
>xanturd bofarts
>xanturd blowfarts
>badturd blowfarts

>shitfuck dickass

hahahaha boston needs to use the meme bullpening

tya

How does the girl in the OP's post compare to Anthony Recker?

are there people who ACTUALLY think aaron judge has a chance at MVP? all he's done is hit some useless dingers, you have to be a complete retard to think he's worth anything.

>astros fielding

LOL

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LMAO

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Why they are so shit lads?

Did something happen? Was watching Out of The Past on TCM since we're about to win.

t. lifelong Astros fan

When do we dfa Farrell

Robert Mitchum is great

What do these pitchers have in common?

I feel worse for puerto rico than I did houston

Saged, reported, hidden, called the cops, called the Fire Department, called pizza hut, called the USN, called the Royal Navy, called the Red Army, called the FBI. called the CIA, called Interpol, called the KGB, called the USMC, called the USAF, called the Royal Air force, called MI 6, called Scotland Yard, called the US National Guard of every state, called NYPD, called Obama, called the Queen, called Putin, called David Cameron, called every Governor of every US State, used my time phone to call Winston Church hill, As well as Hitler, Stalin, Theodore Roosevelt, George Washington, Montezuma, ever Caesar, and Gilgamesh, called US Army, called British Army in every era, called every phone sexline, called papa john's, called the US Coast Guard, called my State Senators, called my Senators, called every republican in the US, called Dr. Who, called the Pope, called my local Gang lords, called the State Patrol of ever state west of the Mississippi, called all of my local news channels, called Star Fleet, called The Sun, called The national enquirer, called CNN, called Scot Pelly, called Steven Colbert, called half of the Mexican Drug Cartels, called Nintendo, called the Japan Maritime Self-Defense Force, called the head of the Illuminati, called ever free mason, called bilderberg, called my neighbors, called the mayor of ever city in France, called my mom, called the Emperor of Man, and called every school district in Canada

Chris Sales sucks in the post-season.

he's definitely in the conversation production wise but he's entirely one dimensional, strikes out at a historic rate and had a massive mid-season slump while altuve has been a consistent, multi-faceted machine all season long

They both choke in the playoffs

He is

i'm the guy who made those 4 years ago
i never come here

they're white

good strategy to make them use up all their runs in the first game

Hmmmm

no you aren't, i am

are all the threads going to be this boring or will the pinks get bored after this game

top + defense over bottom

i mean i get it but i don't need you to know it. i know it. you're still talking about a thing i did.

Kenny got the drop on both Boston AND Boystown

Has he just been pretending to be retarded?

Good lord

i pick the guy with 25 more runs batted in because runs batted in wins games

>RED SUX

>roid cux
>good

MVP MVP MVP

GOAT MANLET

Will we win a game

BASED MANLET

MVP you fucks

Is Anthony Recker Hispanic?

HAHA HOLY FUCK BOSTON

ALTHREEVE

MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

JUDGE FAGS UTTERLY BTFO

>Well done, kid

Altuve looks like a make a wish kid

too bad they dont take playoffs into account otherwise altuve might have a chance at mvp

GOATuve should win the Cy Young also, thats how elite he is.

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HOLY SHIT!

this fucking midget is out of control

>the shitty of bombston

Holy fuck Bob Costas is absolutely awful

that's right houstons... keep up the scoring... don't leave any runs for tomorrow

i made them myself too, it seems that great minds truly do think alike

>100 points of OPS higher
This is basically the equivalent of their height difference in stat form.
Defense doesn't do Altuve any favors in the argument.

what if altuve homers every single ab in the postseason

CALM DOWN ALTUVE, THEY'RE ALREADY DEAD

only game 1, our real ace is tomorrow :)

>Threeve

Can we finally say it gonna be Houston v. Cleveland...fuck the east coast boreball

I thought you had 5 aces

i'm starting to think the red sox aren't going to win this game

Our REAL ace is unironically Fister

Watch, Judge is going to go 0-4 with 2 Ks tonight against legitimate pitching lmao

that's not doug fister

kek you are one bitter bastard

no like i did the one for the orioles.

red sox fucking suck, holy shit

Wait judge has a higher OBP, more RBIs, more HRs, more total bases than altuve

why do people think altuve has a chance?

How do you have .060 higher average than a guy and still have nowhere near as much on base percentage of him?

>DisAstros buy a whole bunch of free agents
>now they're "good"

I fucking hate these payroll babies

he hit into a double play, he sucks situationally