Ask a Hungarian anything

Ask a Hungarian anything

How hungary are you today?

>hairy arms

almost thought you were the youtuber "kittensinurface".

hello magyar

I just ate a pizza so not much

>Tfw your whole body is hairy like an ape

Can I get another pic of that little fluffy future roomate that doesn't pay rent?

Do you guys really eat goulash? Is Hungarian goulash really considered the best? How do you guys like the idea of living in Eastern Europe considering the shitty countries you have as neighbors?

Maybe he could czech the fridge

What's your favorite type of beans?

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Why do the admins in the JokeAlmighty CS 1.6 server never ban cheaters? I swear it takes them 30 minutes to ban even the most blatant cheater. That server is literally the only good thing about your country and its admins are fucking it up.

how good does pic related feel?

Has the migrant crisis and your country's response to it affected you in any significant way?

Your AK rifles. How does one read the serials on the parts? Mine is GM XXXX

Yes we do it I actually ate it yesterday

I live at the trio border and it's fairly nice here
White kidney

Bojler eladó

I live about 5 minutes from it and saw muslimes tried to throw children through the fence and they broke their bones but couldn't be deported the police who was there just ignored the kid and pretended they don't know it's there

Thanks OP, reminds me of my cat before he grew up and became a dick.

post more kot peas

>just ignored the kid and pretended they don't know it's there

kek

I got banned from a CSS Hungarian server for not liking Pacal
I live next to the border so when I'm bored I uh usually go out and watch muslims but sadly there isn't many left

Fucking hardass Hungarians, why are you the best Europeans?

Thoughts on Romanians?

Ok this sentence doesn't make sense at all

>I live next to the border so when I'm bored I uh usually go out and watch muslims but sadly there isn't many left
>sadly

Maybe like this.

Q: Hungary out when?

There's too much useless hate between Romanians and Hungarians imho

There are some decent ones here the guy lives next to me is Romanian

How are Hungarian women? Are they trashy whores like most europoor women? Do they like American men?

Hallo

Do all hungarians have loud sex? The few that I knew here in states did- and when I spent time over there- over hearing people having sex was common.

koszonom

also- how many forints is a tall Soproni now?

I'm guessing you know nothing about the serials on the FEG AKs

Well yeah they all took the Croatian or Romania

Pretty good

Are you too a son of Attila?
Do you cut your horse to drink its warm blood, feeling the beats of its heart as life flows from it into you?
Do you put ananas on pizza?

>Somersby

miért? What do people like in that stuff?

Because they're BASED. I never met one that didn't seem decent and that's both at home and traveling abroad. Hungarians just seem down to earth and just keep to themselves. They don't wanna get into others shit unlike others in that region.

The origin of the holy Hungarians:

As the legend says, there were two brothers: Otilo and Ari. But through the history, people have forgotten the third brother Hunyad.

Otilo and Ari got fed by the female horse, but they didn't leave space for Hunyad. Hunyad was hungry, so he found a male horse and started to suck on it's cock. There comes the name hungarian (hung means loose, which refers to penis). After Hunyad killed Otilo, to avoid death he went to Europe, but on the way there, he met a wagon of turks. He joined their family and became their leader.

Source: Gesta Hungarioum

Pic related: Ancient depiction of an ancient Hungarian.

Been thinking about visiting non cuck euro countries. Hungary seems pretty cool. You guys tourist friendly? I'd be coming alone as well.

my experience with hungarian women as an american that could speak enough hungarian to flirt was that they are not generally trashy whores...maybe I didn't go to the right places.

They didn't seem impressed with american men desu- maybe all the sex tourism in the 90's fucked it up for westerners now.

I only had one hungarian FWB when I was there- but polish women were tons easier.

Nop

I do

I guess they are fairly fine from most part mostly no feminist or sjw cunts or degeneracy

post toebeans

Why are there so many pornstars in Hungary? Are they or the industry mainstream in some way?

I'm sorry
Budapest is extremely tourist friendly but other places are like mordor with no English,maybe Szeged

K

Can you please post a picture of your cats teeth?
Genuine reason, not trolling.

Was that your lunch or dinner?

itbegins.exe

In the capital there are more feminists and SJWs every day. I moved to Budapest a year ago and I was shocked how many of them are there here. Rural parts are fine tho.

Eastern Europe is full with pornstars due to the fact they can make half a year of salary with a single shot

MUST..... RESIST.....DUMPING...... MY ROMANIA FOLDER!!!!!!! GWAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!

Do you drink Unicum Zwack on a regular basis? Also, besides Unicum, what are your main exports?

kek

What is like living with wrists?

Pecs was alright when I visited there, they had the wine tours at least. I only wish I could go again with one of the guys I met from there- he offered to host me and share from his family's wine cellar...but I did not want to impose.

he did always have the best hazi palinka

Cat is somewhere outside couldn't find it
I live in a fairly rural area and I honestly felt less safe in Budapest in the daylight then walking here alone at midnight

the eternal cigány has arrived

Jewish quads of ethnic dissent.

>Cat is somewhere outside couldn't find it
Don't lie to me, user. Post the pic and stop being lazy.

does shit actually go down in budapest at night? I stayed in 9th district and would go skateboarding at night, never ran into any issues.

Now that I'm in chicago- fuck that shit. I hear gunshots a few times a year. And some of my friends were shot at just last week by idiots that thought it was funny.

Well he probably comes from Ardeal. But damn the south of the country hosts some assholes. They are good people it is just statistically they are less educated and more obnoxious. Thanks Hungary for the civilisation and infrastructure.

I drank it a few times but it's not my kind of thing
Fairly fine desu
Tokaj is really nice for wine tour every house has wine for sale written on them and the family I met refused to take money after telling them some story and had a great time they told me we are friends now so they can't accept money,i left 20$ for them anyway

Imo in rural areas people are really welcoming

>Now that I'm in chicago- fuck that shit. I hear gunshots a few times a year. And some of my friends were shot at just last week by idiots that thought it was funny.

Gun control would solve this.

Sűrű füst fog felszállni, a vészhelyzet nem olvassa a törvényt.
Az egész dolog elbaszódik egy csomó "géniusz" miatt.

What's the cats name?

HAH

I wasn't talking about safety, but I agree, it can be scary sometimes, especially in some specific districts, however compared to Borsod/Miskolc where I came from its not much of a difference.

Chicago has some of the strictest gun control in the US lol. Nice try though.

I'm being fairly honest this thing disappears for hours then just comes back
Well I guess it's not too bad compared to the us but to the small town I live in its a lot worse

Shut your whore mouth. Don't make me call your father.

It sure worked great in DC.

Triangle

I live near Szeged and I feel fairly safe here even in the city

Budapest is pretty safe if you are not a cuck

kek

Top kek

Kitty :3

there are already too many guns on the streets here. Our city has some of the strictest gun laws in the country, it's incredibly difficult to legally attain a gun. But to buy a gun illegally is very easy- since people just go to neighboring states and buy and transport to chicago.

maybe gun control + other strategies would work.

my poorly informed opinion is that we have to fix the extreme poverty problem in certain areas in chicago before it will fix itself. Banks and lenders targeting blacks in the 50's and 60s has created ghettos that still haven't recovered.

Damn Canada, if I knew you were that hot I would never have made fun of you all these years.

Also a question

What do you guys think what will be the end game with the mass muslim important I'm talking about long term consequences

You play osu?

Also Eger. Most beautiful place on the country imho

I wanna go to Budapest some day. How is it for students? Are there any panhandler problems in the capital? Really dangerous red light district places?

What's your opinion on the Serbs? I saw earlier in the thread that you said you live close to the border so I'm guessing you have to deal with Serbs quite a lot. Thanks.

Another holocaust obvs

Szeged is pretty awesome. Also, ate the best burrito of my life near some bust station where there was one guy making them in a booth while he was high as fuck and had to wait for an hour to get it cus there were so many people. Totally worth it.

How old is kitty?

Why do your women like Cubans?

I thought Vlachs believe that Hunyadians were also Vlachs

Yes
There is a fair amount of beggers just like in every capital

It's fine for education and pretty friendly for outsiders

District 8 is known as the ghetto

Hello CXUSHOE :^)

People are ok government is retarded

They are suing us for human rights violations as we beaten up some mudslimes on Serbian clay supposedly

countries that don't have cucked gov'ts will have the ability to push back with popular support.

Other countries will experience brain drain once middle class money can no longer insulate you from the problem. The middle class that can't use their skills to emigrate will be polarized to the right. The extreme rich will profit from cheap labor.

Do all your women look like Enji?

Hello last thing I expected to be recognised here
5 week old the previous owner attempted murdering it so we took it

WTF the only Hungarian girl I ever knew looked exactly like this...

HM?

Looks a bit like my sister

district 8 might be ghetto- but last time I was there 4 yrs ago now- it was safe during the day and at night- just ignore people, even if they don't "look" sketchy.

I had one american friend that someone attempted to jump with a knife- but he just ran away from slow homeless guy. I was also followed home by someone while walking from A38, but I made sure not to look too drunk and he turned around once I stared him down. As with anywhere- don't be a target.

Canada has some insanely hot women user. Unfortunately quite a few are SJW feminazis though.

Does she have god tier hips too?

I wonder how many people here actually know what the fuck osu is kek.

Soros is all your fault you stinking Hungar

When will you fix your gypsy problem?