Obama cinematic universe when?

Obama cinematic universe when?

>work for 8 years as POTUS
>still can't get your daughter a job
Can't niggers do anything right

CHAQUITA BANANA
CHAQUITA BANANA
OBAMA

(((Weinstein)))

Isn't he a notorious womaniser that's known for preying on teenage girls?

He's literally gay.

C-colonised?

> *teleports behind you*
> *poisons your well*
something wrong, kiddo?

Yes he was also charged with groping a model a couple years ago.
BRAVO OBAMA

>we will make you president if you sell your daughters to us
>>DEAL

When Trump said Obama was terrible at negotiating, I didn't know he meant this.

WE

WUZ

NEPOTISM

this man is one sleazy sick fuck
he's only famous because he has (or had) an uncanny talent to buy out good or decent films and squeeze out an easy profit

For the greater good of God's chosen people, user. Reminder that the term for a non-jewish woman is "Shiksa" which means "pig-whore".

>"interning"

checked and JEWED

i wud fug her

Guess which nigress is getting some pee in her butthole?

WEINSTEINED

I've got the perfect idea for their first film

>This summer witness Barrack Obama and lady liberty fall in love. In 2008 Obama won over her affections. The words "Yes we can!" came out of her math. But when lady liberty gets sick Obama must put together an affordable care act before it's too late. Unfortunately the republicans are standing in his way. The Weinstein Company proudly presents Obama Cares. Leaving theaters on January 31st.

Would impregnate Malia and usher in the end of days

I thought Obama at least knew what's happening in Hollywood what with having being the president and all. Why is he willing letting his daughter get dicked by Harvey?

its started already

malia cute

...

Just imagine the type of hardcore liberal brainwashing movies she will be making 20 years from now

I wonder how many of these are going to aknowledge all the bombing he did. Based bombobama

business as usual then

Harvey is a huge shill so he probably won't touch her

come on pixar

>cops finally uncovered marijuana dealing scheme that involved uni professor and a black student
>swat in campus
>professor wells enters obamas room
>"they are onto us"
>hands him fake birth certificate
>"run! barry, run!!"

I wanna fuck that Michelle