Lord Vader, can you hear me?

Lord Vader, can you hear me?

No

yes... wait why do I sound like Mufasa now?

yeth masthder

>two most powerful sith ever
>couldn't sense that Luke had been sent to live at Vader's home

>Sensing a force sensitive half way across the galaxy

yeah, so easy to do right?

You abandoned your pregnant wife so I set your helmet voice to nigger

DO NOT WANT

sheev could probably do it. he could sense anakin on mustafar which is beyond tatooine in distance.

Luke, you're a criminal just like yo real daddy.

SECTION RATIO GENERAL

"Your focus determines your reality" - Qui Gon to Anakin

I think it depends on what they focus on. Palpatine didn't know about the kids, so there was no reason to sense them. Vader believed they died with Padme, probably.

The moment they become aware of Luke, they start sensing him, as evidenced in Empire/Jedi

...

Kek

>Thanks, Mr. Palpatine!

Imagine

>Half of your body and organs being destroyed and replaced by really heavy cybernetic limbs and robot parts tearing at your flesh everytime you move

>Not being able to eat anything or remove the suit

>Being constantly depressed and angry at yourself

>Not being able to enjoy life anymore

Palpatine was really an asshole wasn't he

Is Vader the last Jedi?

Someone needs to make a webm with the audio

>where's the wuuduu hide?

>I'm sorry I do not understand "lard void star do you fear meat".

But why did he kill all the children?

Sheevs got bantz.

He was a good friend

this.
Anakin couldn't handle them.

WHERE IS... PADME?

kek

>Where is Hillary? Is she President? Is she alright?
>It seems in your anger you...got Trump elected.
>No! She was going to win, I felt it!
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

to show that he was evil now duh