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China Open quarters/semis
Shanghai Masters next week

Can it be January already?

caro gacia

Ha lep

hope zverev wins only so kyrGOAT wipes the floor with him next round

>Former player-turned-spiritual guru Pepe Imaz will continue working with Novak Djokovic in the 2018 season

based pepe

You're wasting your time if you think anything is going to happen other than Nadal winning

how much is uncle toni paying him?

idk but money best invested ever

i said I'm hardcore
hard court

Nole might as well become another guru who ends a player's career

Oh hey, I was just talking about how I'm gonna win multiple slams next year.

Top kek
>You will never have to deal with DjokoWinzLOL again

Arrogance is not attractive. Why don't you win one first?

Actions speak louder than words my dear

Sorry lad /ourlanklet/ is winning this thing

>Implying it isn't the beginning of the kyrGOAT era

He is a mental midget

>i really really like The Tennis

He's so inconsistent that I don't think it's even possible

Where is the product placement?

wtf I love WTA now

>tfw he actually wins and you can't ironically call him kyrGOAT anymore

"genie pooshart™, model" is the product

*Laura Robson is currently masturbating to this photo*

sports illustrated is the product

Poogenie doucheshart

>Tfw don't find Bouchard attractive desu

who dose?

Rublev looks like a stunned fish

She's already peaked. Beating a vastly superior talent like Ostapenko twice in the same year will remain her career highlight.

Why does Rublev hate the first set so much?

fixed bets

Made me some money tbqhwyf so kudos to the lad

>one month ban
why do janny’s hate fun so much

She said herself this one is slightly different.

>now

Lel why?

Luberev is kill

feel bad for him but Zverev - KyrGOAT will be a fun match

i made a thread about cinema
was expecting a 1-2 days ban since im going on holiday this weekend but omg 1 month lmao

Rematch of Toronto or Cincinnati semi final I can’t remember which one, but it was a decent match

Rublev's making some great plays from time to time but still not consistent enough. too many errors + Zverev playing a solid match
'twas Montréal. KyrGOAT will be looking to prove himself

Jannies Catalonian confirmed

Aunt just died, hold me lads.

im sorry gabe

was it the hot aunt?

F my condolences lad

Rublev just won't lay down, what a lad

sorry fäm
Zverev's choking helped

Thanks lads.

No, it was the old aunt with heart problems. I think it was for the best, in the end.

I'm pretty fucking hyped for the semis and the final

To think a chink slam would be this spicy

next week will be spicier la. Anyone know if Roger will be playing?

still sorry to hear it lad

nearly time to FlyWithCaro. get your wings on boys

*flies*

What to put on my pizza?

Nduja sausage

green pepper onion and bacon

Salami

really, really rate Caro and think she'll have a big year next year. please don't laugh at me again

>wozzles will win anything again

not talking about wozzles you fool. Im talking about the good Caro. Caro Garcia.

It's ok muri we almost believe you now

Do you think that wozzles - now that she's shit and realizes that she's never going to win anything of importance - is so broken she would accept if I propose her?

BASED EBAM
this guy will be a great pundit one day

He is already as boring as one, for sure.

best commentators official rankings
1. Jim Courier
2. Mary Pierce
3. Sam Smith

Goodall and Koenig.

best experts ranking:

1. Kim Clijsters
2. Barbara Schett
3. Andrea Petkovic

powergap

900001. Boris Becker

Why

because they're the only 3 in the tennis world that seem to do research before matches start (well on uk tv anyway)

Commentary is about the only thing Becker does well.

if they let him in the country that is

fuck svito

I would fuck her if you know what I mean

this pusher bitch is really grinding my gears.

He was recently commenting on a Goerges match and literally admitted that he never saw her play.

Why does caro look so nervous on serve today, literally shit tier at the net when she's been perfect for 2-3 weeks now

lol no. see ...on the other hand Penko is a notorious choker too. The question is whose choking will prevail.

also >wta

caro :3

Penko isn't really a choker. She just has no serve and high risk style of play.

ok m8 nice stats from 1 match, where you could of picked the match against sharapova or even the first set against Rybarikova before she retired.

acutally who won the bracket contest for USO?

Nobody

she will go on to win now

Pot Knight at one and let the rest be and goat list

fuck whale svitolina

dw every time caro gets papa down she wins the next game

>(((Svitolina)))

>fatolina

based mike

told you

*pushes the whole match*

Nothin' personal kid

is serving a disadvantage

i see no stand out redeeming qualities of Shitolina's game. literally pushes the ball into play and waits for an error. She would really, really be the worst number 1

>(((your mother)))

...

no u idiot

looks like it is in this set.

hate to be that guy but
>WTA in charge of serving
holy shit

>the double you tee ayy
lmao