There's a soccer player named Kaka

>there's a soccer player named Kaka

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If I remember correctly, there is a little fella (10-11 yrs old) named Pipi too..

>misspells "caca"

soccer players r dum

IIRC it's because his brother had trouble speaking and couldn't pronounce his real name Ricardo, but called him Kaka instead, so he started using it as his day-to-day name which is a nice sentiment.

Pero no perro

There's a Danny Shittu and a Mario Turdo as well

Also the entire Argentine NT did a steaming shit on the middle of the pitch last night.

There's an American Football player named Rudy Gay and Dick Butkus

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ralf_Minge

Rudy Gay plays Basketball

But it's pronounced kaKÁ, not KÁka, so no one thinks it's weird though

Whoops meant to say Randall Gay.

There's a Kevin Perro playing in the German 5th division

>sale Kaka por Elano

Exactly. That's why nobody laughs at Mike FeeSEAS

Why don't you stop caring about JFs and worry about what's going on in your league?

kagawa means shitting in brazil

Also Ha-Ha Clinton Dix

Actually his real name is Hasean

We've had buddies Arse shaving (Arshavin) and Jerk off (Zhirkov)
Also i remember Nicky Butt and he should definitely call his son "Dick"

From this year's draft alone:

> Forrest Lamp
> Storm Norton
> Taco Charlton
> Chunky Clements
> Ironhead Gallon
> Weston Steelhammer

>and he should definitely call his son "Dick"

>mfw they didn't name the kid Dick Butt

Aren't Martin Jol's brothers called Dick and Cock?

there one named Kike too

>steelhammer
Based

Hey thats actually pretty nice of him

>tfw I got my current nickname by removing the letter R from my real name because some primary school friends had trouble rolling R's

there is unironically a goalie named Jamal Blackman as well

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jamal_Blackman

Was on loan at my club a few years ago. Arrested for drunk driving after losing a derby 5-0.

Cunt desu

Uhhh no?

China has Wang Gang and Wang Shouting

Probably the only worthwhile things they'll ever contribute to the sport

If we pronounced his 'w' as a 'v', it would sound like "cagava", the imperfect past for to shit, but no one pronounces it like that.

>Kaka
>mfw

>mfw an american mocks other peoples names

Juju Smith Shuster
Jeremy Sprinkle
Taco Charlton...TACO
Harry Colon
Rudy Gay
D'Brickshaw Ferguson
D'Qwell Jackson
Barkevius Mingo
Craphonso Thorpe
Coco Crisp
DICK TRICKLE
Boots Dare
Dick Pole

He's actually perro caca's father.

imagine being so butthurt you actually waste time researching athletes' names

>researching

Most of them are well known lol

What's wrong with Coco Crisp and that's not even his real name.

>Whats wrong with sounding like a disgusting unhealthy amerishart breakfast

My friend's second name is Dick :v

>it's SEAman

Dick Pound is a well respected anti-doping official

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You should be ashamed that you forgot to mention pic related

Meanwhile in rugby