>Oh user, you're so funny. And I can't believe how much we've got in common! I don't remember the last time I felt such an instant connection with someone!
>Hey, did you have any plans for tonight? I've got an extra ticket for the Iceage show and I'd be really glad if you came.
>Maybe afterwards we could go back to my place? I could make us some coffee, we could listen to my Burzum records and talk about Bataille and Nick Land.
How do you respond?
ART HOE BEGONE
wanna get married move to a french farm house and have 6 kids?
>look I posted it again
*teleports in front of you*
you look 16 and tryin to be le so cute too hard, go home, chat with your facebook friends about shitty memes and upload some lewd pictures of yourself onto instagram to get attention, you're out of my league but it's alrite m'lady.
*tips fedora* nothin personel kid *dissapears*
"Sorry, concerts hurt my ears and I prefer to listen to music alone."
im asian
If a cute girl liked me and all she wanted was to spend time with me at a concert or listening to music, how could I possibly refuse? I'm lonely.
Sure, I've nothing to do, so it'll be fun!
[spoiler]Oh God someone help me I'm in fucking ruins inside[/spoiler]
when is the streem?
tonight
>all she wanted was to spend time with me at a concert or listening to music
Why, dude, why?
>talk about Bataille and Nick Land
I-I hope blasting some jungle bangers is part of your plan too b-bb :^)
youtube.com
Techno would probably be more up her alley since it's Varg-approved.
Mmmh oooh yeah let me cum on that pretty face baby, oooh fuck yes your feet smell wonderful baby, i'm going to unload while i smell your pretty soles and nylon stockings. I love you baby. Kiss my cock while i cum on your cute face.
If she would really be into Nick Land, I would play her youtube.com
I would also ask her if she knows how to get some good speed so I could more intensely form the first stage of bodily destratification by sharing my 'snake-becoming' with her, if you know what I'm hinting at ;)
im asian
That's all she wanted...
no your a lame forced meme desu baka senpai
She isn't even cute
I know you're all losers but have some standards ffs
She's pretty cute
im asian
She has a cow face but I'd let her suck my benis
show bobs
art thots are my achilles heel
Okay oney, we can do that but then you must be fucked by my bullnigger to make you pregnant while i watch it with my benis in chasity belt.
I prefer Vår and Damien Dubrovnik but sure, sounds like a good time.
...
>Burzum
>Nick Land
Reactionary? I don't think so. Next time I'll be seeing you is lined up in front of the wall day of the revolution, bye bourgie bitch
Nick Land is based before like mid 2000s
here's my dick
now go to town
who is this? she makes my dick hard.
I dont see the big deal. This girl isnt bad looking but she looks goofy with her big ass anime eyes
she's really fucking cute dude
lol potato nose
6/10
Her skin is the color of cum
>he doesn't like pale girls
I do.
Pale and black hair is the best.
I was just making..and observation...
land is a meme philosopher. only slightly above rand.
BEGONE THOT
I respond by running because nobody fuxking talks like that. It's obvious she wants to murder me.
you are paranoid laddo
That's what a murderer would say. But seriously, have you ever met a girl that talks like that?
Art hoes don't listen to Burzum or any metal because it's problematic
>tfw no goth lolita gf
>ywn introduce her to C93
her expression makes her look retarded
She looks dead I like that
>I've got an extra ticket for the Iceage show
Didn't know it was still in theaters desu, crazy how long of a run it had.
How do I get a gf like this
6 figures, 6 pack, 6 feet
this
you're like a 4/10
Fuck everytime I see that face I cringe. She looks like a boy. A stupid boy.
Come on, that girl in the picture is not at the level to need all those things.
It's 2018, you need all 3
Is this bait or are you blind
she has the face of a pudgy little boy
Not to get a girl like that. With those three things you'll get far better girls if you're not insecure.
realistically this bitch probably just wants weed and some guy to feed her and text her shitty tumblr memes when she's bored.
that's a cute pudgy little boy
Agreed. Pudgy little boys are cute and so is she, but I wouldn't date either.
Dominant nose is dominant.
>not a tambourine nose
iwouldsuickherbeniswhynot
I want to impregnate this girl
All those bands are fucking gay
me too
who is it
She's cute, you people are homosexual
cadaverqt on instagram
Cute is what you call animals and children. I don't fuck cute things. You are a homosexual for wanting to fuck animals and little boys. Weirdo creep.
she looks like she fucks black guys
So
she's not fat or blonde
you dont fuck anything hehe
>art is my life but I don't create anything original ever
Her art is actually really nice.
no, your mind has just been so warped by Sup Forums that any white millennial female "looks like she fucks black guys"
you are literally a beta
I don't even know who this person is, I was just generalizing art hoes. It is a nice picture.
How do you figure this
Fuck off you premature birth looking ass bitch
Cut off your penis, little BOY.
bitch unless you got a big ol cock swinging between them legs i don't even want to know you
The only metal they listen too is black and drone metal. So yes they listen to Burzum, I've lost count of all the hipsters I've seen sporting Burzum shirts.
What's the best introduction to Land? I heard that he discusses the evolutionary mechanism as something much bigger and more important than its biological context alone, and I've been thinking the exact same thing recently. Is that true?
How do I get a girl like this? Or any girl with a beating heart for that matter.
She has social media, ask if she knows them.
You stupid fucks average girls are the best hot ones don't even talk to me. Jesus I hate meeting girls online that are actually perfect then they turn out to be dashing IRL and not only in the profile picture and they start ignoring me so hard the only thing I have left is to cry on the pillow listening to brave little abacus
>Burzum
no thanks. uh you're cute but, I don't date racists. goodnight honey.
She's ugly.
Then what does that make me?