AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA JUST C U C K MY SHIT UP

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA JUST C U C K MY SHIT UP

Fake news. Move along.

>gay
>cuck
>own goal scoring
>probably blew ibra

bet he got mad at her for speaking spanish as well, fuckng fuccboi

bullshit

>closeted """""""""""""""""defender"""""""""""""""""" who's been stealing a living thanks to messi and co. getting BTFOd even more

good

Picuck won at life the moment he was born, unlike other footballers that started as poorfags. Being a footballer just boosted his success.

Breaking up with someone makes you a cuck now?

>Hot
>White
>Rich
>Successful
>Star soccer player, but plays tall position
>White

He can literally have anyone

Though if you're straight, I can imagine her being incredible in bed

Why are you on that website, OP?

maybe she doesn't agree with pique about catalonia's independence

What's Alyssa Norwin's opinion on the Catalonian independence?

>Implying normie girls don't visit Sup Forums

Athletes are hot, also most girls are secretly cunts who like to laugh at other people and start shit.

>fucked prime mommy shakira and left her before she turns to be an old hag
good decision tbqh

se queda xD

she's lebanese

imagine how rich Guardiola is because he got to ride with prime Messi Xavi Iniesta
goes to buyern and does fuck all, goes to city and does fuck all, but already a multi-millionaire

Finally the time has come for me to make a move on her.

I just have to convince her to get rid of those children.

Lmao, what is it with women? They're never satisfied.

>picuck

>ended her relationship with soccer stud Gerard Pique

hahahhahahhaahhahahahaha when you can tell something is written by a woman

Shakira is like 52 years old. Her children will likely develop clinical autism. Sad!

shakira is on the market again
nice

Good for him tbg

El PIQUEtino

El PiKEK señores

Wasn't Shakira caught getting busy with Messi a few weeks ago?

Come to Manchester!

Shs part catalan too

Lovely cheeks

Grown men gossiping like bitches. Pathetic thread

Everyone knows these celebrity marriages are scams. Strictly business.

>Spain and Barcelona winning everything
>Shakira marries literally who that happens to play in both
>Spain and Barcelona fall from grace
>Shakira divorces literally who

I ain't saying she's a gold digger...

Ramon Arellano?

Sure. Nothing gets the old cootch juices flowing like an turbo autistic manlet. This is why I score on average 3-4 Shakiras each weekend.

>literally a week before Pique becomes the first national hero of a prosperous European country and will be remembered as a curageous freedom fighter for generations to come

not a good move tbqh

>Picuck

welcome to Sup Forums

bet he couldn't shut his mouth up talking about politics all day long
anyways shakira's an old hag

>se queda

>78740690
Kek

kek

my sides

...

THE FACE OF A MAN WITH NOTHING LEFT

...

LMAO

golden kek

>Shakira breaks up with a guy she's publicly said is extremely jealous and protective

Oh boy I can't wait for the tell-alls.

Looks like he finally gets to separate

this, he is a gay boy also