It's okay for Doc Brown to get advanced, futuristic plastic surgery

>It's okay for Doc Brown to get advanced, futuristic plastic surgery
>It's not okay for Marty to use the Sports Almanac to make money

What the fuck kind of logic is this?

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Did doc use the sports almanac to pay for it?

No?

Then make like a tree and GET OUTTA HERE

Do things like Sports Almanacs actually exist though? It seems like something only a time traveler would want to buy

>Doc goes into the future to fix Marty's family problems and eventually Marty's personal problems
>Doesn't tell him about his Parkinson's Disease

>Do things like Sports Almanacs actually exist though?

No user, the Sports Almanac was inside you all along.

>It seems like something only a time traveler would want to buy
Why do you think they exist?

Well for one thing Doc didn't use his plastic surgery for petty financial gain.

He did, however, use his knowledge of 20th century technological advancements to seduce a woman

one of those alters the timeline

>20th century technological advancements

Yes, it's called 'google'

>Doc flies around fucking with the timeline changing shit
>gets mad when Marty thinks of doing it

did you lads know rick and morty is based on doc and marty

Yeah well Marty didn't invent fucking time travel

really ignites the old neutrinos

Doc's exactly the kind of cunt that would get salty if someone else used future knowledge to cheat death like he did in the first movie.
If Marty pulled that kind of bullet proof vest shit, Doc wouldn't hesitate to whip out a pistol and shoot him in the face, for the integrity of the space time continuum of course.

>we have to go far into the future in order to prevent something bad that would possibly happen

This makes absolutely zero sense. Why not just tell Marty now? It's not like you are in a hurry.

Wasn't that Doc from 2016 getting surgery to look like Doc from 1985?

this thread is about as useful as a screen door on a battleship.

Make like a tree and kill yourself

and then he breaks the rules again with a big ass train time machine, which they use to have wacky adventures in the cartoon.

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bum bum bum ba daaaaaa

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