You decided to GTFO of the United States and finally settle down in Latin America.
1. Where do you go? (country/city)
2. What do you do for sustenance? Farm? Code?
3. How do you choose a wife? What qualities do you look for so that the two of you don't raise shit kids?
fuck off
But you are never leaving Latin America
AARGIIIIEEEAAANTIIIAAANAAAAYAAAAA
How come nothing ever happens in latin america? I'm pretty sure if the continent disappeared overnight, nobody would notice
Same could be said for Jew Zealand kek
1. Santiago, Chile
2. Reggaeton musician
3. Bunda, a pulse, not a girl (male)
If money is no option, argentina or maybe chile. Realistically? Colombia
>yet another thread by the chicano obsessed with latam
>CHI WITH A PROXY
Nice post, chicano brother
I'd settle on the Falkland Islands and herd sheep
1. Wherever is ok
2. Entrepreneur, food industry, online moneyz
3. Caring, pretty, intelligent Not too shorter than me
Why Colombia?
This is a big reason why LatAm is appealing. The political bullshit in the US/Yurop is not worth the stress. I personally would rather focus my energy on building a good life for myself and my children.
Not that Chicano -- I'm an oldfag returning to Sup Forums after years away
Patagonia, set up a farm, dig tunnels to bring water for irrigation, set up a sewage system, build roads,
Don't encourage him tontin
That will take you AT LEAST 10 years
>those uninspired flags
How many pride jokes have you gotten?
You have no idea how.
I like it though. It's a good icebreaker
Why #patagucci?
There are no muslims causing terrorism in Latin America like in, the US or Europe.
This guy gets it.
I'd go to Punta Arenas or Ushuaia because they look comfy as fuck. I don't know what I'd do, but I wouldn't ever have kids no matter where I lived. Having children is supremely cucked. I'd just get a qt3.14 gf.
Disrespecting the cycle of life and pointlessly engaging in hedonism is the supreme cuckoldry.
Live for a cause greater than your pleasure.
I get pleasure from taising children.because im.not defective.
Poltards and muslims are the same shit, and will get the same response around here. We'll rekt you irl
>Live for a cause greater than your pleasure
This is exactly what makes you a cuck.
All of it is shit
Which one is the shittiest
Guyana has the world's highest suicide rate so maybe there?
>chile
>bunda
m8 I couldn't survive in the Colombian reggaeton scene
Believe me I would've chosen your country if I could
Guyana is not Latin America, stupid
Don't be a pedant
Death to America (latin)
Doesn't Chile and Argentina give away free land in Patagonia?
>stupid
El ñiño malote, seniores
Ita unpopulated with no irrigation or any systems so you would just be paying taxes for no cost of the state if you develop it.
1. Uruguay (coast or montevideo)
2. Tourism / Weed biz / Finance
3. Child bearing hips and a touch of autism
>Only pay taxes
Gotta source for that?