WE'RE IN THE PIPE FIVE BY FIVE

WE'RE IN THE PIPE FIVE BY FIVE

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Cameron ripped that off StarCraft.

Lady Gaga?

she should have said "In the event of a water landing, you WILL be used as a flotation device", but then Blizzard would have sued Cameron.

Aliens pre-dates StarCraft by over a decade, son.

I can't fucking believe you fell for that

Take a moment to reflect how fucking retarded you are

My gf says this when she's pegging me.

wew

If there's ever a porn parody of Aliens I want her character to be played by Ashley Fires and while she's bent over getting fucked up the ass I want her to say "You're up my pipe five by five".
'twould be great

>five by five

What did she mean by this?

>HEHE LOL I OBVIOUSLY KNOW THAT'S BAIT LOL I'M SO CLEVER xD

Jesus fucking christ

more like StarCraft ripped it from him

Is it the 80s version of 5 of 5 stars?

P sure Starcraft was first

Cameron does rip a lot of shit off, and 90% of Sup Forums aren't driving age. Bait and tardposting becomes indistinguishable.

Oh fuck you, now I can't unsee it

>you browse Sup Forums with people this stupid and humorless

>establish that there can't be more aliens than colonists
>only about 100 colonists
>add useless motion cannon scene where the aliens keep throwing themselves down the hallway for 10 minutes until the guns run out of ammo
>still an unlimited number of aliens

what did cameron mean by this?

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>implying it was funny
>implying it isn't counter-bait
>fuck you

You're reaching, there could have easily been less than 100 aliens throughout the film. The marines only kill a handful throughout, the automated guns probably only kill a dozen aliens if that and Ripley only kills 2-3 herself.

LET'S ROOOOOOOOOOCK

>hurr durr I was only pretending to be retarded

There are 158 colonists.

The colonists could had pets.

Who is more retard? The retard or the retard who follows him?

h-hey guys, listen, guys, listen, i was only p-pretending

no guy, r-really, i was only pretending to be

Everyone on this board is a fucking retard by default so what does it matter anyway

>Aliens was shit
>Alien3 was underrated, muh Assembly Cut

He ripped from the Starship Troopers book, in fact Aliens is largely ripped Robert Heinlein concepts.

even Sup Forums has rudimentary standards

Nothing. Cameron wanted a phrase that sounded what the military would use in the future to signal a good approach but not one that was being used now, so it was created.

Jokes on him, everybody started using it in modern time.

Is this the first time you ever saw it?? Really??

Did you even read the book? Heinlein's bugs have an actual society, they're less individualistic than humans but it's more of a communism analogy.

Cameron just took the iconic monster from Alien and applied terrestrial insect biology to it. Like ants or bees :^)

That scene got deleted though, but it's an awesome one.

I didn't mean that Cameron ripped everything but some of the dialogue of the Colonial Marines ("another bug hunt") was taken straight from the book, also the drop ships, Ripley fighting Queen Alien in a Mecha suit,..

>drop ships
I don't really remember how it worked in the book but IIRC MI worked by low-orbit insertions since their powered armours had jets.
>Ripley fighting Queen Alien in a Mecha suit
Unarmored power loader is the farthest thing from MI armour, which is basically a roughly human shaped jet with nuclear armaments on board. At no point in the book are MI engaging in hand-to-hand combat, I think the closest thing to short range weapons described there was something like "plasma flamethrower"?

it's back in the special edition, which is somehow now the definitive version despite being way too long. in fact i couldn't find any public torrents of the theatrical, so i had to download the SE and cut out the pointless scenes they put back in myself

I really hate how it takes an hour before they even get inside the base. The pacing is terrible.

It is actually proper terminology for doing that job.

It means the communication signal is as clear and good as possible.

yeah the biggest thing for me is the newt's family scene. all useless filler, the audience knows what's going to happen. and the motion guns. they might be cool but it's literally just 5 minutes of them staring at a screen and then going, "well fuck"

you sound autistic

of course i do, user. eeeeeeeveryone's autistic

nice post dude look all the bites you got with that basic lure.

And StarCraft ripped it off 40K who ripped it off Starship Troopers who ripped it off Sumerian stone carvings of space men.

>WE'RE IN THE PIPE FIVE BY FIVE
this means she was fucked up her shitpipe by five guys with 5 dicks.

bravo lucas

Halo:CE copied literally everything in Aliens. Even the prop designs are near identical.

>Aliens
>has the alien from the first movie
>has an alien from AVP
>has in fact NO alien from Aliens save for the teeth in the background

>implying the SE isnt worth it for the Ripleys daughter scene alone

Autistic "humor" isn't funny son

I can't fucking believe you fell for that

Take a moment to reflect how fucking retarded you are

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In retrospect, out of all the movies in the franchise Paul W.S Anderson's Alien vs Predator is the most faithful continuation of Aliens. You could even say that Cameron is responsible for it.

You do know that was all cut originally, Those were deleted scenes put back into the directors cut.

why did those thingies at the top fold out like that
what were they even
missiles?
whats the point of missiles on a drop ship during a search and rescue operation

in fact why were they prepped for fucking war when nobody even believed ripley in the first place
why take her along when nobody believed her
why then dont listen to her

it makes sense theyd pack some arms just to be sure but
>Hey Ripley, don't worry. Me and my squad of ultimate badasses will protect you! Check it out! Independently targeting particle beam phalanx. Vwap! Fry half a city with this puppy. We got tactical smart missiles, phased plasma pulse rifles, RPGs, we got sonic electronic ball breakers! We got nukes, we got knives, sharp sticks...
was he lying? obviously the sharp sticks comments made no sense so why the hell would he lie about having nukes and "phalanxes" that could vaporize half a city
and if he wasnt japing, why bring that kind of shit to what basically amounted to a recon mission

Bait.

Newt's family scene was cut? I didn't know that. I thought it was cool enough to begin the movie. Reminiscent of the scene in Alien where they search the ship.

Motion gun scene is intense. The ammo counter just keeps dropping but the aliums just keep coming. It's like the calm before the storm.

WE'RE IN THE KIKE. JIVE BY JIVE.

Aren't you confusing the formics from enders game with the arachnids from Heinlein's book? I read years ago but I don't remember him describing their society, aside from being industrialized and having ships of their own

He did bashed communism and democracy in the lectures Rico had in class though

>reddit poster

That's the most retarded weapon i've ever seen. Not only is it impracticle to use there were a lot of goofs with it. When the sgt confiscates all the ammo she hands over what appear to be small battery objects but the scene in your image clearly shows it's a belt fed weapon.

anyone played pic related, its on sale this week on steam

would you recommend it?

Your post is the most retarded post I've ever seen.

>5 minutes looking at a screen

Oh come on , it was barely 3 and the importance of it is their cheers at the start and slowly decaying into despair, it's not simply some people watching a counter drop and when it reaches zero exclaim "well, there's that"

youtu.be/Dv7Mjxb6iCU

Unless you say that's not the scene and they actually added another way longer than that

This game was such a letdown after years of AvP2 multiplayer. Cinematic kills? QTEs for basic movement? Fucking hell, man.

Bill Paxton's character is such a joke.

He didn't confiscated their ammo, just a part of the weapon to prevent fire, which she had spares for

Classic tough guy attitude that in reality is a coward that hides it by acting tuff

That shit does happen

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True. My favorite line is
>WHY DON'T YOU PUT HER IN CHARGE!?

The delivery is just so comical

The Smartgun is using electric battery for working, without it you can't pull the trigger. Vasquez keept one so she can fire at the aliens.

If you're talking about the scene where you actually see her family, yes. That was all cut. In the original version, you don't meet Newt until the Marines discover her hiding in the vents. You never see her family.

The automatic guns footage was also cut. The theatrical cut just had them sealing the tunnels. There was no mention of Ripley's daughter.

"Where's the damn beacon?"

THE GAME IS OVER MAN, THE GAME IS OVER!

>whats the point of missiles on a drop ship during a search and rescue operation

Probably because that's what the standard outfit for that ship is. Why would they remove them?

>in fact why were they prepped for fucking war when nobody even believed ripley in the first place
>why take her along when nobody believed her
>why then dont listen to her
The Company was doubtful when Ripley gave her statement, but they started believing after Burke sent the colony specific co-ordinates to search, they found exactly what Ripley described, carried out scientific analysis, and it went dark in a short space of time.
They just didn't acknowledge anything because they were covering their asses.

>casting a coal burner in his own porno

Rico comes face to face with skinnies in the first chapter of the book, close enough to describe what they look like and throw a grenade at them.

ikr? when i was in the army we always had to take our bolts out of our guns and store them separately. stupid officers, our guns shot bullets from magazines, not bolts lmao

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ITS

it's okay. probably worth the 5-10 bucks they're asking for it

GAME

ONCE TOLD ME

OVER

yeah, but still

>It means the communication signal is as clear and good as possible
This guy gets it. 5/5 clarity and 5/5 signal strength (one of those may be wrong,its been a while since I thought radios where neeto)

no it's IM ALL OUT QUARTERS, MAN!

>tfw you will never facehug gaga

How do I get out of this chicken-shit outfit?

Hey Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man?

nuke Sup Forums from orbit, it's the only way to be sure

YOU SECURE THAT SHIT HUDSON

Kek

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The gun basically aims itself, which is why it has that harness. And the thing the Sergeant confiscated was a battery pack that let the weapon fire, not the ammo itself.

Supposedly they were foreshadowing the coming of dawn with this but I am not sure I believe it.

I loved this show in high school.

"Just move it, Spunkmeyer!"

>Luke, did I ever tell about the time your father fell for weak bait?
>he was a good retard