Is it Conor McGregor? A Barboza kick? Diaz blood, A smile that shows A toothpick?
Is it holding on tight When the ref's reaching in? The moulding of blight With the breaching of skin?
Is it bleeding or breaking? Or wincing in pain? Is it needing; mistaking The anguish and strain, For the feeling of heartbreak As though you're invested In this fighter's vaporized Blood that's ingested?
When that Which will bring us all back Till the end, Is the violence, It binds us. We can't comprehend How this beautiful canvas Could not be loved dearly. Our differences vanish; The passion so clearly Embracing our shitposting Habits on /heem/ As loving, sincerely? As though we're a team?
Our OPs so spiteful and full of bad blood, But this poem, delightful, was made for you, bud. We all bleed together and thus behove strife, In nefarious weather, /heem/ is love. /heem/ is life.
apparently picks guy only uses his autism during the NFL off season
Blake Jenkins
I'm too autistic to do that thing where you put your hand in the middle with your pals and then shout something on the count of three.
Who /me/ here?
Jonathan Reyes
isn't calendar permaheemed?
Colton Scott
No he took picks on Wednesday.
Juan Phillips
I don't get it was he heeming at God ?
Leo Wilson
glad i'm not the only one who think Andrade is cute
Adrian Rogers
...
Dylan Turner
did lee shit talk 10p? Who is his bjj coach?
Caleb Evans
Someone post screens of lees dick and ass pls
Nolan Scott
Where do I find the Bec nudes?
Andrew Diaz
whens the 217 presser
Daniel Morales
joanna makes me irrationally hard
Liam Sanchez
Got any cute pics? I wanna see yours.
Jack Campbell
Did Lee make it?
Cameron Butler
UFC strawweight #1 contender here unironically literally pictured with her wife and son.
Who should she fight next if not JOANNA?
Juan Lee
Have this my friend
Nathan Gomez
Who hits harder: Rumble or Black Beast?
Nolan Robinson
Lee is a goof
Lincoln King
...
Adrian Campbell
Maricones!
Eli Walker
NO DICK?
WHAT!
David Peterson
No-Time
Matthew Torres
I guess she could fight Tecia Pennington, right, guys?
Nicholas Wright
...
Luke Edwards
...
Brody Barnes
this is the correct answer
Jack Price
>he fell for the BBC meme
Wyatt Gomez
Post Rogan weigh-in memes, lads
Jordan Clark
...
Jason Myers
>Tecia Pennington
Aaron Powell
You fell for the Bisping is natty meme
Jaxon Watson
Bisping is natty tho
Carter Barnes
>that flag Yup
Owen Martinez
Don't worry, it's not easy being a Bisping fan
Daniel Wood
...
Jace Gray
Thanks for agreeing with me m8
Easton Moore
lol
Kevin Howard
comfy
Hunter Garcia
i don't have any, post yours
Bentley Jenkins
...
Evan Cruz
why doesn't she get her teeth fixed? go to the guy claudia went to
Owen Fisher
>flag checks out
William Reed
I also don't have any....
Ryder Nguyen
>has 10+ pictures of another man saved on his computer faggot
Hunter Morris
Holy shit lads Lee is broken already Talking all that good shit and had to face the scale straight faced
Not only is he drained to shit, he's techincally not as good as Ferguson. Expect a mauling tomorrow, TF, Technical Fault, Tony Ferguson Knockout
Jaxon Campbell
lmao
>its a rogan spergs about weight cutting episode
Blake Walker
I will be there either
Wyatt Murphy
this cocksucker isnt even german. I bet he is also the bulgarian scat poster...
Landon Harris
The confrontation on the Ultimate Fighter that led to the infamous brawl between Chael Sonnen and Wanderlei Silva >streamable.com/wkbx3 The confrontation on the Ultimate Fighter that led to the infamous brawl between Chael Sonnen and Wanderlei Silva >streamable.com/wkbx3
Mason Gray
Sorry bubs, Bisping is an American.
Daniel Allen
Scheisse auf mich, scatposter
Carson Parker
>jakeymoss: English man living the American dream, dem yanks be mad based Jakey speaking truth
Mason Jenkins
Kek, wenn ich dich heemen soll sag bescheid
Jaxon Bailey
weight cutting actually shrinks your dick
Alexander Kelly
CANDYLAY, I AIN'T GON NOTHING, BUT 500K
Grayson Baker
>What now? What now? What now? You have to stop.
Cameron Howard
he abandoned england to become a millionaire in america, jakey is seething
Gabriel Jackson
No it does the opposite. Cutting all the extra fat makes your body skinny making your dick look large.
David Gutierrez
do we have a title fight or what
Benjamin Ward
You must be a notorious weight cutter then lmao
Luis Johnson
das einzige was geheemed wird ist dein anus jedes wochenende.
Damn this faggot is really german. Im ashamed folks!
Levi Campbell
Yeah we sure are mad that Bisping's qt daughter will be taking BIG AMERICAN COCK soon
Luke Cox
whos your underdog pick /heem/? I'm thinking Black Beast, Werdum is looking old, fat and also got BTFO by Tony this week
Evan Roberts
i'm sure theres some on her instagram or something
Daniel Myers
Mfw she brings home a cuban
Nathan Walker
Yeah, but Ferguson is gonna finish Lee inside 3
Lincoln Watson
did you not see the Lewis vs Hunt fight?
Werdum is a lock
Jason Richardson
>tfw literally looking forward to Overeem/Ngannou more than Christmas
Matthew Hughes
>soon ahaha
Sebastian Cooper
*revs up sperg*
Daniel Perry
Lee comments on weigh in
Colton Taylor
B O R G O R G B R G B O G B O R
Cameron Jackson
Little pasty britbois sit in their shithole island surrounded by pakis and jihadis meanwhile all the best looking britons move to America and surrender their hot daughters to real American men
Isaiah Ward
Cub Swanson not renewing UFC contract after Ortega fight: ‘I want to get paid more’
Daniel Howard
...
Evan Miller
based. /heem/ utterly btfo
Dylan Richardson
Warum mad brudi
Juan Young
Hunt did well against Werdum before the big knee, also its a HW fight, no such thing as a lock
Brandon Nguyen
who is your favorite female fighter?
Aiden Sanchez
Right here
Colton Rivera
>Tony always trying to play up his Mexican-ness saying shit like "can't keep a brown man down" and trying to speak crappy spanish >apparently also takes pride in his Aryan looking son what is tony's deal
Daniel Nguyen
Wrong, sucks the water right out of it
What the fuck was that? Was that meant to be funny? If that what you normal people consider humorous? Tragic, you're weak and your emotions will be the thing that causes your downfall. Humour won't help when you're fighting me, an emotionless savage, in the cage.