/heem/: Schaub, Poetry and Anger

Is it Conor McGregor?
A Barboza kick?
Diaz blood,
A smile that shows
A toothpick?

Is it holding on tight
When the ref's reaching in?
The moulding of blight
With the breaching of skin?

Is it bleeding or breaking?
Or wincing in pain?
Is it needing; mistaking
The anguish and strain,
For the feeling of heartbreak
As though you're invested
In this fighter's vaporized
Blood that's ingested?

When that
Which will bring us all back
Till the end,
Is the violence,
It binds us.
We can't comprehend
How this beautiful canvas
Could not be loved dearly.
Our differences vanish;
The passion so clearly
Embracing our shitposting
Habits on /heem/
As loving, sincerely?
As though we're a team?

Our OPs so spiteful and full of bad blood,
But this poem, delightful, was made for you, bud.
We all bleed together and thus behove strife,
In nefarious weather,
/heem/ is love.
/heem/ is life.

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Who is your favorite woman fighter of all time? Any division. Any organization. Be honest.

POST ROSE

chun li

Jessica Andrage. Most cute to me. At flyweight. I would love to roll with her all night.

fallon fox

Fabulous Moolah

CHAMP CHAMP CHAMP CHAMP

Heem is a flat circle. Everything we've ever posted of will post we're gonna post over and over and over again.

Brandon K on now
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sasha banks

Your poems are pathetic

Your mom's a fan.

where the squad at though? we did it baby

Where are the picks???

Your mom likes them actually

this is a good post

calendar had to wait until kevin lee weighed in

apparently picks guy only uses his autism during the NFL off season

I'm too autistic to do that thing where you put your hand in the middle with your pals and then shout something on the count of three.

Who /me/ here?

isn't calendar permaheemed?

No he took picks on Wednesday.

I don't get it was he heeming at God ?

glad i'm not the only one who think Andrade is cute

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did lee shit talk 10p? Who is his bjj coach?

Someone post screens of lees dick and ass pls

Where do I find the Bec nudes?

whens the 217 presser

joanna makes me irrationally hard

Got any cute pics? I wanna see yours.

Did Lee make it?

UFC strawweight #1 contender here unironically literally pictured with her wife and son.

Who should she fight next if not JOANNA?

Have this my friend

Who hits harder: Rumble or Black Beast?

Lee is a goof

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Maricones!

NO DICK?

WHAT!

No-Time

I guess she could fight Tecia Pennington, right, guys?

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this is the correct answer

>he fell for the BBC meme

Post Rogan weigh-in memes, lads

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>Tecia Pennington

You fell for the Bisping is natty meme

Bisping is natty tho

>that flag
Yup

Don't worry, it's not easy being a Bisping fan

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Thanks for agreeing with me m8

lol

comfy

i don't have any, post yours

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why doesn't she get her teeth fixed? go to the guy claudia went to

>flag checks out

I also don't have any....

>has 10+ pictures of another man saved on his computer
faggot

Holy shit lads Lee is broken already
Talking all that good shit and had to face the scale straight faced

Not only is he drained to shit, he's techincally not as good as Ferguson. Expect a mauling tomorrow, TF, Technical Fault, Tony Ferguson Knockout

lmao

>its a rogan spergs about weight cutting episode

I will be there either

this cocksucker isnt even german. I bet he is also the bulgarian scat poster...

The confrontation on the Ultimate Fighter that led to the infamous brawl between Chael Sonnen and Wanderlei Silva
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The confrontation on the Ultimate Fighter that led to the infamous brawl between Chael Sonnen and Wanderlei Silva
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Sorry bubs, Bisping is an American.

Scheisse auf mich, scatposter

>jakeymoss: English man living the American dream, dem yanks be mad
based Jakey speaking truth

Kek, wenn ich dich heemen soll sag bescheid

weight cutting actually shrinks your dick

CANDYLAY, I AIN'T GON NOTHING, BUT 500K

>What now? What now? What now?
You have to stop.

he abandoned england to become a millionaire in america, jakey is seething

No it does the opposite. Cutting all the extra fat makes your body skinny making your dick look large.

do we have a title fight or what

You must be a notorious weight cutter then lmao

das einzige was geheemed wird ist dein anus jedes wochenende.

Damn this faggot is really german. Im ashamed folks!

Yeah we sure are mad that Bisping's qt daughter will be taking BIG AMERICAN COCK soon

whos your underdog pick /heem/? I'm thinking Black Beast, Werdum is looking old, fat and also got BTFO by Tony this week

i'm sure theres some on her instagram or something

Mfw she brings home a cuban

Yeah, but Ferguson is gonna finish Lee inside 3

did you not see the Lewis vs Hunt fight?

Werdum is a lock

>tfw literally looking forward to Overeem/Ngannou more than Christmas

>soon
ahaha

*revs up sperg*

Lee comments on weigh in

B O R G
O R G B
R G B O
G B O R

Little pasty britbois sit in their shithole island surrounded by pakis and jihadis meanwhile all the best looking britons move to America and surrender their hot daughters to real American men

Cub Swanson not renewing UFC contract after Ortega fight: ‘I want to get paid more’

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based. /heem/ utterly btfo

Warum mad brudi

Hunt did well against Werdum before the big knee, also its a HW fight, no such thing as a lock

who is your favorite female fighter?

Right here

>Tony always trying to play up his Mexican-ness saying shit like "can't keep a brown man down" and trying to speak crappy spanish
>apparently also takes pride in his Aryan looking son
what is tony's deal

Wrong, sucks the water right out of it

What the fuck was that?
Was that meant to be funny?
If that what you normal people consider humorous?
Tragic, you're weak and your emotions will be the thing that causes your downfall. Humour won't help when you're fighting me, an emotionless savage, in the cage.