In this thread we mock americans by calling them fat :D :D :D also general discussion about obesity and martsharting in...

In this thread we mock americans by calling them fat :D :D :D also general discussion about obesity and martsharting in US :DDDD

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How's being depressed, socially reclusive, suicidal alcoholics going for you

Here comes the first burger :D :D:D:D:D your tears are the most delicious because they are melted butter :DDDDD pls post ur martshart stains

>American banter

imagine being this butthurt

Not bad, could be worse. What's it like to get shot?

US constitution says following:
>A well regulated burger, being necessary to the obesity of a free State, the right of the people to get and keep getting fatter, shall not be infringed.

Fun Fact: Americans are so fat that they need Havel's ring to move around.

Americans have huge burgerbutts so they can get infinitely butthurt.

what's it like having your cultural history being ripped away from crazy lefties?

US population is 323 million only because they count fat people for two.

I 100% support tearing down monuments to traitors

Look what happened to this poor japanese town after a burger called "Fatman" stumbled off a plane and fell on it :DDDDDD SO FAT :DDDDDDD

Americans try to be as heavy as possible because they want no Hurricane to be able to lift them Up.

look at how socially reclusive finns are that they're afraid of even being near one another at a bus stop

Those people may be spread out but they still take less space from the street than average fat american XDDDDDD

maybe they're all just really hungover

say that in the swedish an ethnic minority forced you to learn

If you have nukes, launch them at us.I suffer in this Cesspool.

>Cultural history
>American monuments
>The South
Nothing of value was lost

do they drink because they don't have jobs?

It looks like you have suffered a burger induced stroke :DDD eat another burger to remove fat clot from brain :DDDDDD

Underrated.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mandatory_Swedish

BASED fennoswedes oppressing finns

stop bullying america

>
youre fat

The Un*ted St*tes was a mistake.

finland why aren't you as happy as sweden?

Have honestly never seen somebody get this triggered over so little, good job everybody

Its more productive to learn swedish than being a fat martsharter :DDDDDDDDDDD

Wal-mart is so dumb omg.

fat anime virgin spotted :DDDDD

he's fat so ofc he gets triggered and he probably voted trump because trump will defend his right to bear burgers :D:D:D X--DD
:DDDDD

Not enough butt sex

Anime is fucking garbage why do people love it so much.

russia gibe back our clay or we will drop americans on your cities :DDDDD

i dont know because im not a manchild :DDD

The Un*ted St*tes is the modern day Sodom and Gommoreh.Cancer on the world.

BASED negros oppressing sharts

>Netherlands

wew

Please don't bully America. For all their flaws, they're nice people still.

Why dont Americans dont celebrate easter?

>Australia that low

Then tear down all the fucking George Washington monuments

Your entire nation was founded by traitors

Why come to an anime website if you're a piece of shit normalfag?

>usa

>diagnosed

>Portudrunk

holy shit ameriniggerca blown the fuck out

Yeah but don't tear down joanne d'arc, she's my historyfu

isn't this the ultimate anti-gib way of doing it?

I mean, you'd only consider individual merit, instead of being inclusive enough to minorities.

kek

OH SAY DOES THAT SHART STAINED BANNER YET WAVE :DDDDD OVER THE LAND OF BURGER AND THE HOME OF THE FAT :DDDDD GIVE ME BURGER OR GET SHOT :DDDDDD X-----DDDdd

most states are no-bans. furthermore, during the course of decades, the SAT scoring system has been redesigned so that more and more performers get lumped into a single pile whence the students are chosen by draw; the idea behind this being that this method doesn't make as sharp a distinction between very gifted students (proportionally less Blacks) and student barely getting in (proportionally more Blacks)

Wew, butthurt

I am burgers :D:D:D

>if it was americans with the same space their bellies would touch

They would collapse into burger singularity

>anime website
When this ugly meme will die?

>banter an amerifat
>DONT COUNT ON US SAVING YOUR ASS AGAIN EUROPOOR WED NUKE YOUR COUNTRY IN A SINGLE DAY OOOOOOOOOOOORAAAAAAAAAH

Thanks for coming to our rescue based finn bro.

Traitors to your Podunk, cum-gobbling sham of an island, laddo. They were patriots to the American cause and thus patriots to humanity.

>banter american
>"b-b-b-but *looks at flag* your country is dumb!"

>podunk
Literally no idea what this means
Is this ebonics ?

They were are marketsharting fatties :DDDDD probably sharted a bit on the constitution :------------------DDDDDDDDD

That's right, burger is MY right and my right only as an American citizen.

PRAISE MACDOLANS AND COKES COLA :DDDD

I swear to fucking god I hate all goddamn foreigners

Hello, ebin fat murricans.

I swear to fucking god, goddamn foreigners hate you too.

When did Murrica ever save any of European states, lol?

>be finnish
>get shot (by yourself)

Ive learned that long ago you cock sucking faggot

WW2

If it wasn't for the US, western europe would have been "liberated" by the soviets and be as shitty as eastern europe

why america cross road ??? :-D

on other side are burger xDDD

You did nothing during WW2.

>Portugalcoholics

CLEARLY THE LACK OF BURGER HAS MADE YOU IRRITATED :DDDDDD EAT A BURGER FATLORD

THEY WERE TOO STUPID TO FIND THEIR WAY TO EUROPE UNTIL 1944 AND THEN THEY WERE TOO FAT TO DO ANYTHING :DDD X-DDD

THIS! :D :D :D

Kill yourself

>AHHH HELP ME MR ROOSEVELT IM OUT OF BURGER OH GOD I CANT FIGHT WITH EMPTY STOMACH PLS SEND BURGER CONVOY TO YOUR BRAVE GI IN FRANCE

:DDDDDDDDDDDDD USA IS SO FUCKING FAT IT HURTS :D :D (their joints) x---DDDD JUST NIGGERS AND FATTIES :DDDDDD

Why can't americans handle banter? Is it part of your culture?

SO WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO CHANGE THE TITLE OF "PRESIDENT" TO "BURGER KING"? :DDDDDD

...

Russian Historian Boris Vadimovich Sokolov
>On the whole the following conclusion can be drawn: that without these Western shipments under Lend-Lease the Soviet Union not only would not have been able to win the Great Patriotic War, it would not have been able even to oppose the German invaders, since it could not itself produce sufficient quantities of arms and military equipment or adequate supplies of fuel and ammunition. The Soviet authorities were well aware of this dependency on Lend-Lease. Thus, Stalin told Harry Hopkins [FDR’s emissary to Moscow in July 1941] that the U.S.S.R. could not match Germany’s might as an occupier of Europe and its resources.

Nikita Khrushchev
>I would like to express my candid opinion about Stalin’s views on whether the Red Army and the Soviet Union could have coped with Nazi Germany and survived the war without aid from the United States and Britain. First, I would like to tell about some remarks Stalin made and repeated several times when we were “discussing freely” among ourselves. He stated bluntly that if the United States had not helped us, we would not have won the war. If we had had to fight Nazi Germany one on one, we could not have stood up against Germany’s pressure, and we would have lost the war. No one ever discussed this subject officially, and I don’t think Stalin left any written evidence of his opinion, but I will state here that several times in conversations with me he noted that these were the actual circumstances. [...] When I listened to his remarks, I was fully in agreement with him, and today I am even more so.

>[Stalin] stated bluntly that if the United States had not helped us, we would not have won the war.
>[Stalin] stated bluntly that if the United States had not helped us, we would not have won the war.
>[Stalin] stated bluntly that if the United States had not helped us, we would not have won the war.

YESSS THE AMERICAN DREAM :DDDD ACTUAL BURGER CAN DO THE JOB OF THE PRESIDENT :DDDD IN THE BURGER WE TRUST :DDD

I didn't learn :DDDD

This isn't banter this is genuine loathing and hatred

YOU ARE TAKING YOUR (FAT)BUTTHURT TO ANOTHER LEVEL HERE BURGERBOY XX--DDDD JUST ACCEPT THAT YOU ONLY SAT ON YOUR ASSES AND ATE BURGER WHEN OTHERS WERE FIGHTING XDDD ALSO MUST'VE BEEN HARD FOR YOU AMERICANS TO MAINTAIN THE +10000 KILOCALORIE BURGER DIET DURING THE WAR BECAUSE BURGER RATIONING XDDDD

>Sorry sir we cant sell you anymore burgers, you have already eaten your daily amount of burger :D

>WHAT??!!! I ONLY ATE 10 BURGERS TODAY!!! GOSH DARN IT I WOULD GO KICK HITLER IN THE ASS IF I WASNT SO FAT

:DDDDDDDD

>donald trump is mocked for his skin color
Racist.

feels cool man

NICE HORSE WITH STICKS IN HEAD :DDD

this is terrible banter

try harder soviet rapebabby

Amercians don't need the army to kill Arab children it needs it's citizens to eat them instead.

ASSHURT RISES x--DDDD
>soviet rapebabby
AMERICAN EDUCATION AT ITS FINES X---DDD YOU REALLY SHOULD TRY TO READ THE SCHOOLBOOKS INSTEAD OF TRYING TO EAT THEM MY OVERWEIGHT FRIEND :DDDDDDDDDDDDD

Change take a shower Dongus. All those sharts have left a huge amount of poop in your humongous ass crack

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HERE'S A JOKE :DDDD

WHY DID AMERICAN GO TO BULGARIA?`:DDD

-HE THOUGHT THE TRAVEL BROCHURE SAID "BURGERIA" .DDDD X--DDD

>Finnish """"""""banter""""""""""

>a fucking leaf

What an original comeback. Your parents must be sooo proud