Why is Dutch so fucking horrendous to listen to?

Why is Dutch so fucking horrendous to listen to?

Are they really human?

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no we're AI

Stay away

Through your post, I know Dutch language is exist now

you're supposed to hear it underwater

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best dutch coming through

lol xD

still better than g*rman

Do they even know how mucj their language is disgusting ?

>An english teacher says this

It sounds like an English person mumbling their words with a cold.
I guess they call it flemmish for a reason. Heh. 8)

Almost as horrendous as Japanese. But not quite.

>speak to a dutch backpacker
>she starts spitting on me as she talks

I think that's just backpackers, you develop this kind of thick spit when you're hiking and you can't talk properly because of heavy breathing

Netherlands = sea Germany
Switzerland = money Germany
Austria = mountain Germany

Is it right?

>Oh look job opportunity in Brussels!
>Visit the city, horrible dirty city, full of moroccan thugs, streetart like pic related.
>meh I mean it can't be that bad..
>hear people speaking dutch

Fucking hell dude, I feel dirty inside when I hear dutch, it's as if there's sewer water dripping inside my soul. Now I understand why in Amsterdam most people speak english.

Actually, Franks are not humans, they're machines.

>hear people speaking dutch
>Brussels

I am skeptic.

Most people in Brussels speak French though.

itt: pussies

>Brussels
>hear people speaking Dutch