Melodeath edition
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Parker Lewis
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Jordan Sanchez
Metal band tiers:
>Gojira tier
Gojira
>God tier
Agalloch
Cult Of Luna
Neurosis
Boris
>Top Tier
Isis
Wolves In The Throne Room
Weakling
Rosetta
Electric Wizard
Sleep
Godflesh
Altar Of Plagues
>They actually lift tier
Blasphemy
Type O Negative
>Good tier
Ne Obliviscaris
Metallica
Opeth
Cynic
Burzum
Deafheaven
Pantera
Converge
Esoteric
Enslaved
>Meh tier
All other metal bands not represented
>Boring bands
Death
Slayer
Motörhead
Necrophagist
Speedboozer
Iron Maiden
Akercocke
Darkthrone
>Garbage so utterly, bad, boring, and banal that people only pretend to like it
First wave black metal
NSBM
Landon Barnes
Insomnium discography rank:
Winter's Gate > One for Sorrow > ATWW > Across the Dark > SOTDS > STDIACD > ITHOA
Camden Foster
Where does Sup Forums rank Uncle Acid?
The Sword?
Jaxson Taylor
>plays boring three note riff in your path
Jace Young
>melodeath
Jayden Adams
Reminder than if you don't like every album on this chart you need to leave
Thomas Perez
>boring tier
>Death
>Slayer
>Motorhead
>Iron Maiden
>Darkthrone
Jesus kid
Blake Butler
bait/10 taste
Henry Gomez
>dad metal
>good in 2018
Alexander Barnes
Why don't you listen to Blood, /meal/?
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Juan James
Michael Bailey
hi dad
David Williams
theyre boring
Thomas Taylor
Needlessly heterosexual riffs. I'd rather listen to some non-problematic metal like Gojira.
Christopher Lopez
ATWW > STDIACD > WG > AtD > ITHAOA > OfS > SOTDS
Grayson Nguyen
Take the DMU pill
Xavier Wood
Noah Moore
Why don't you listen to Mekong Delta, /metal/?
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Jack Martinez
What kind of metal do bisexuals listen to?
Eli Williams
why SOTDS and OFS that low?
Xavier Ortiz
rec me any albums that sound like nile
Jaxson Baker
>it's actually pretty good
After Redeemer, Books of Souls and 13, I almost gave up on classic heavy metal ever making anything solid again. What a pleasant surprise.
Liam Baker
black metal (bc it's pretty gay)
also post boipucci
William Richardson
Landon Morales
>heavy metal
Grayson Diaz
sludge metal
atmospheric black metal
blackgaze
prog metal
stoner metal
Landon Nguyen
>Book of Souls
>13
>bad
Nigga seriously?
Joseph Diaz
blackuck metal
Chase James
Their formula got a bit stale
Jackson Nguyen
As a bi person this is pretty accurate
Logan Reed
what a mindjob...
Nolan Peterson
Heavy metal is soyboy repellent
Jacob Young
>soy, the post
I'm starting to think melodeath and soyira posters are just lurkers that don't even listen to metal
their whole existance orbits around spamming in /meal/ threads, getting called soy, derailing the thread until the new one is made and do it once again like the oroboros eating it's tail and ass
like black salami fucking himself
we glance and suffer from the sight that finds us
also if anyone has some good grind to recommend I'd love some very much
Brandon Davis
Autism
Samuel Cruz
[thing i don't like] is for soyboys
[thing i like] is a soy repellent
(please upvote)
Noah Peterson
Why do people like Darkthrone so much? I've listened to BitNS and UaFM but it's not clicking. Most tracks have the same drum pattern and the guitar sounds like distorted shit because Fenriz and Culto are so obsessed with their low-fi cassette aesthetic. Vocals are alright though.
I'll stick with Mayhem next time I want to listen to 2nd wave BM
Zachary Scott
t.
Chase Williams
What was your 2017 AOTY?
Landon Brooks
Nu-males love soythrone because it sounds like shit
Nathaniel Watson
Landon Hill
>incel, the post
I'm starting to think soyboy and nu male posters are just lurkers that don't even listen to metal
their whole existance orbits around spamming in /meal/ threads, calling others soy, derailing the thread with politics until the new one is made and do it once again like the oroboros eating it's tail and ass
like black salami fucking himself
we glance and suffer from the sight that finds us
Eli Sanders
stop arguing about soyboys right now and give me some recs for any tech death that sounds even remotely like nile
Adam Hernandez
they riff hard and have excellent production. darkthrone did necro better than every other band
Thomas Walker
what are some brazilian extreme metal bands? aside from sarcofago and sepultura ofc.
I'm still impressed by how fun they are
Jason Myers
13's mastering is so fucking godawful I legitimately cannot stomach listening to the entire album past the first listen. Some of the tracks were alright (God Is Dead, Damaged Soul I enjoyed), some are bland filler (Loner) and some I can't help but think are just fan service - Paranoid had Planet Caravan, so let's do that song again on this album as well, see Zeitgeist. I would rather have another Ozzy solo album than this dumpster fire.
Book of Souls is a 90+ minute album that does not have 90 minutes of ideas. Ironically, it's the shortest songs (still 5+ minutes) that were the most boring to me, while something like The Red and the Black were pretty fun. Not bad, and not exactly disappointing either since new Maiden has never been very good, but it's still a 6/10 at best for me.
Henry Rodriguez
R.O.T
Jose Kelly
Of the big four popular Darkthrone albums, every song on each album is very similar to one another. So it ends up becoming a pretty boring album experience. It's better to take like the best song from BitNS, UaFM, TH, and PF then just listen to that playlist..
Jayden Walker
vulcano
Luke Davis
>check metallum
>the most voted similar artists are Behemoth, Suffocation and Dying Fetus
lmao
Connor Lewis
check everything on cogumelo
Jason Smith
Post rock > Melodeath
Landon Howard
metallum is soy: the website
Asher Long
There is nothing wrong with Suffocation and Dying Fetus
Jayden Morales
But they are not similar to Nile at all
Jack Richardson
Vulcano
Holocausto
Mutilator
Mystifier
Impurity
Grave Desecrator
Expulser
Power From Hell
Necrofago
Goatpenis
Insulter
Necrobutcher
Cavalry Death
Deathcharge
Bode Preto
Witchhammer
Into The Cave
Dorsus
Perlokus
Phossatery
Gomorraa
Bentley Wood
What metal does he listen to?
Noah Wright
atmosludge
Colton Anderson
He spends more time calling others soy than actually listening to metal
Chase Thompson
metallum is nu-male
Cooper Carter
prog metal
Jeremiah Moore
This
Dylan Howard
metal
Gabriel Wilson
Entombed, Judas Priest, Gorgoroth, Mayhem, Enslaved, Morbid Angel, the list goes on
Ethan Russell
John Martinez
13 is fucking great
Caleb Ortiz
>duscission
soyboy detected
Juan Morris
Post god-tier guitar tones
Noah Wilson
this demo sounds fucking S A V A G E
Evan Bennett
oops, I meant 9, by mercyful fate
Christian Adams
power/symphonic and fringe metal by fringe I mean the weird shit that doesn't quite fit into any other metal genre, stuff like van canto, and I classify rockgrass as also being a form of metal
Owen Morales
Gavin Moore
>normie facebook memes
Benjamin Wilson
>normie
9gag/reddit terminology
Landon Butler
What do you guys think of whipstriker?
Kayden Bell
I listen to mostly raw/traditional black metal and dungeon synth.
Michael Wilson
warning: it's not good though
Adrian Torres
i like their new album but the others are meh, i thought it'd be speedboozer type shit but its just boring "sleaze and satan LOL!!" metal
Nicholas Anderson
grindcore, powerviolence, crust, d-beat, hardcore
Justin Evans
Are you cute?
Sebastian Edwards
KILL YOUSERLF SOYBOY, THOSE GENRES ARE GREAT!!
Brody Gutierrez
Carson Walker
give me your sickest ECHs, BLECHs, URGHs, ÜGHs, ÖÖGHs and everything in between
Justin Miller
Can't speak for bi but I'm full homo and I mostly bop various black and doom subgenres, with a big focus on DSBM and doomdeath
Josiah Richardson
So like Midnight
James Reyes
>bop
you're that grimes fag from a few threads ago aren't you? lmao
what death doom do you listen to? if its the gothic fag shit then u can kys
Caleb Davis
Speedboozer is sleaze and satan, too. It's just that their riffs are not on the level of the other bands that got on the bandwagon, being much more straightforward.
Hudson White
speedboozer is bikers, nukes böoze and poser killing
also boozer riffs are way better lol
Ayden Cruz
>gothic fag shit
>implying early Katatonia and MDB isn't the best death doom
Gavin Hall
Not that guy sorry.
If you mean Peaceville Three style deathdoom, I'm fine with it (don't dig PL that much tho) but I prefer it outside of that style than within it, I'd say Dance of December Souls but that's more blackdoom than doomdeath, but think along those lines
Luis Scott
you meant Mourning and Cianide?
Dylan Edwards
Hunter Reed
>speedboozer is bikers, nukes böoze and poser killing
Just like these bands have been doing.
>also boozer riffs are way better lol
Nah Boozer riffs have like no sense of rhythm to them. Speedwolf and Chapel have actual riffs for example. Same with Midnight.
Wyatt Hall
Not really, I just have a big dick. I'm a top desu.
Dylan Richardson
midnight is venom for pussies
Cooper Phillips
>Nah Boozer riffs have like no sense of rhythm to them
BRO what do you mean
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even the fuckin insomniax track riffs hard
chapel's boring but speedwolfs fine i guess
Juan Cook
how bout some riddly diddly
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Andrew Rogers
Getting DUDE WEED'd for the first time in six years tomorrow. Metal for this feel?
Levi Turner
in crust we trust
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Ryder James
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wtf I love stop masturbating guy now