What will his first line be?

What will his first line be?

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>"Boy i sure do hate white people"

One from Carrie's stash.

>"Fuck Trump"

fuck drumpf and fuck white people

WE'RE IN THE PIPE FIVE BY FIVE

ITT digits

*frame freezes

"... so, you're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation..."

*BRRRAAAAAAAAPPT* "Well, better out than in as I always say!"

"Of course she did"

Are dubs canon?
Also checked

Here we go

"Jedi Ideology" *sniff* *tugs robe*

"You look so much like your mother."

"stop being judas, r-tard"

"Smells like balls."

>i haven't had sex in a very long time

>luke seems confused and sweaty
>he turns around and goes to his cuckshed
>he walks with a limp and is all hunched, looks back at Rey and goes inside
>Rey follows him and finds him kneeling facing the wall, naked with his thumb up his ass
>Luke slowly turns his face towards Rey and makes a high-pitched screeching sound
>EEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHH
/Scene

"It was all a dream"

TELL ME ABOUT REN WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK

kek

EY REY..... MASKU SUMTHIN

"let me tell you of a days of high adventure"

*DUDU DUDU DUDU...*

>My baby girl

*eyes slowly widen* "THE FORCE TELLIN ME YOU BEEN SCREWIN A GOD DAMM JIGABOO STORMTROOPER"

"Have I ever told you about your father[1]? Sheev Palpatine[2] was a Dark Lord[3] of the Sith[4] and senator of Naboo[5] who..."

SURPRISE BITCHES

will anyone take him seriously after his recent tirade of twitter tantrums?

>Rey, did I ever tell you about order 66 cookies?

I am Luke Skywalker...The Last Jedi

Gotta get the movie title in there somehow

It's gonna be a nice relaxing voice over while flying over some landscape, probably forest

"The force, surrounds us, it penetrates us.. etc etc"

Impressive. Most impressive. O.B.I. Juan has taught (You) well.

>"I don't train girls. They can never carry me on their back."
>Rey proceeds to prove her awesomness by easily carrying Luke across the island on her back.

Shrek?

Do you have a screencap?

Rey, I am the Last Jedi (tm)

"I have a bad feeling about this"

For you

...

"You're not canon."

>tirade
>tantrum
>Twitter

Need more help finding where to go?

How is it that carrie fisher and harrisson ford are like 70 years old and yet they have a 20 years old son. I doubt leia still had eggs by the time he is supposed to being born. Or will they explain it with mitochondria ?

Kylo Ren is 30

Iam the Last Jedi

Yes, please.
I'm really terrible with directions. Just ask your mum. She's always complaining that I can't find her clitoris. ;>

Dr Pavel, Im CIA

Uh, you don't get to bring Wookies.

Rey, I am your father

Dont worry, no charge for them. They work for the sith, the masked man.

>Rey, I have something to tell you... I'm...
Rey: What?
>The Last of the Jedi
>(exposition)

or something stupid like that

>Get out of my swamp

THE FORCE, IT JUSHT WORKSH

Ren?

Ren?

I kill sand-people, like my father before me.

I've been here all along, no fighting here at all great vacation spot, just hanging with dad, Obi-wan and yoda's force ghost for year after year, so glad there's no sand here.

Hello there

nice but try this

STAR CITIZEN
WING COMMANDER
THINGS I KNOW

>Truly, I have at last become Star Wars Episode VIII: The Last Jedi™

>"We're actually in hell. That's what is long long ago in a galaxy far far away."

>I hate water. It's slippery and wet - and it gets everywhere

Hey Rian, why are you shooting my scenes first?

FPBP

>Bitch, you better have ciggarettes

The flight plan filled with the Republic lists only one of you, first one get to stays on my ship!

0.0

>Niggers and jews are bad news. Liberal media has taken over. Wake up sheeple.
Rise against leftie globalism. Kill all lesser races. Take the redpill!

What did Abrahams mean by this? Seems like Star Wars is going in a different, more political direction. Pretty brave by J.J. but after all, movie making did go this direction globally after Raimi changed Hollywood completely from the ground up after he released his magnum opus 'Der Spiderman: Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Kill the Jews'.

MWWWAAAAAHHHHHHH THE JEDI

The hyperspace route I just filed with the Resistance lists me, my droids, Master Yoda here. BUT ONLY ONE OF YOU!

YOU KILLED CAPTAIN CLOWN

>Luke: Rey, thank goodness you've come! It's my starship, I crashed it when I first came to this world, it's submerged in water over there!
*Rey shakes her head in disappointment*
*raises her hand and closes her eyes*
>Luke: What are you doing? You can't lift that starship, it's five times the size of an X-Wing!
>Rey: Size matters not, Luke Skywalker.
*Luke's starship rises from the water, gently hovering over to land before settling on the ground*
>Luke: Incredible! What are you?
>Rey: I am The Last Jedi.

He'll get interrupted by Rei before he ends his first syllable.
Then she'll storm up to him, take his cloak and put it on as she says "I'm the Jedi now", then turns and looks into the camera.

"it truely does looks like in these Star Wars, the last Jedi is what I could be described as."

death sticks

REMINDER THAT THE SCRIPT GOT LEAKED

That's where i stood up, turned 720, and walked out

TELL THAT TO HAN'S SNAPPED BACK

Fucking hell, how do they let Bizarro Raimi get away with this shit?

Is he going to be chopping tree logs as well? Jesus christ...

This. Hes like that kid who never moved out and got a job. Instead he left the basement and joined the first order.

>Who are you? I thought I was The Last Jedi™

Please don't be real. This looks like it was written automatically by a Disney computer. Not like that would surprise me

The leaks were fake as fuck.

I am not sure after TFA and Rogue One

Kek

At last, we truly have become "Star Wars: The Last Jedi™".

>That's so wizard

Luke: I have cancer
Rey: No.
Luke: Your gonna be the last Jedi now

Embarrassing. Did you type this stupid shit thinking it was funny?

Care to elaborate?

>My Uncle Bin always told me that with great wokeness comes responsibility af senpai

It's from December and the Title The Last Jedi turned out to be real. How likely is that?

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"Is it nana puddin day? Always gives me the runs."

>that is exactly why we need you
Why is this phrase used every fucking where?

Cuckolding is the thinking mans fetish.

"I have feared this day would come"

"Ah, you must be Star Wars: The Last Jedi."

>Did you bring the hand?

This is just shitty enough while still playing it safe to be Disney Star Wars, I believe it.

This is fucking garbage