USA vs. Panama: Matchthread #3

3-0 at HT

First for Bobby Wood, the best black/Asian athlete since Tiger Woods.

First for Bradlel out

Panama wins 4-3

ALTIDORE IS GOAT

post yfw argentina doesnt make the worldc up

Y LAS VELAS PA?

thread is fast

this sport is pretty popular in the US really

>tap in
>take Wood's penalty
Fuck off Niggerdore

Fucking American commentators man its painful to listen to him

Why is Pulisic so obsessed with that "swing my feet around the ball while I run" trick?

Ogre, no USA-Australia or USA-Syria qf

american slag's

>losing 3 - 0
Friendship ended with panama, now Mexico is my best friend

This

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I

Apoligize

>mfw Messi doesn't even get a chance to let his team down in the WC

>not listening in Spanish

Reminder USA will get BTFO by the first real team they face

>tfw no usa-syria qf

BOLILLO OUT

He looks like a neanderthal wtf.

>swing my feet around the ball while I run trick
The absolute state of America.

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>Back in college
>All the girls are landwhales
>The ones that aren't are married or have a bf
usa wins

Thanks for not fucked up, burgerbros, now we can't let rest our A team against Honduras

(1/2)

says nicolae

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>mfw Bruce Arena is 2-0-0 in the hex when leading at halftime

agreed.
>Altishit

if you're watching the same stream as me, then one of those commentators sounds suspiciously british 2bh

but maybe he's just faking a british accent since americans love hearing it so much for some reason

what?

>me (unidentified fan) on the left

I'm sad we won't see a US-Australia playoff
That would have been cool

how is this an appropriate outfit to wear outside?

Those are stepovers. They keep the defender guessing, it's not just a trick. It's kind of like crossovers in basketball.

That shit is cash if you're good at it

(2/2)

We have to be understanding, user.

It’s getting pretty popular. The success of Atlanta United in MLS pretty much demonstrates this. In about 10 years it’ll be way bigger than it is now. If only the USMNT wasn’t mediocre as fuck, then it’d be even more popular.

>the MLelS defence force

kek cmon guys im not saying they are a bad side, im actually quite fond of them. But to say they are good is quite a stretch. How many trophies have they won? How many players playing in top euro sides?

who /pulisick/ here

>that shit body type
only a brazilian would cast this

he's english

was gonna fuck my sister before she left to help flooding victims tomorrow.
game rescheduled plans go to shit and ill be in the office watching it tomorrow...

sister leaves due to heavy rain/demand for personnel and won't be back until Monday...

I miss her already bros...

hey how is the canadian team doing

>tfw an Irish guy is disgusted by your drinking

Arena pls

No, just Sicilian.

>showing your tits
>that shit on the head of the girl coming in after her

>fashion

>that smug grin
fucking kek

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Weird ass body. Waist too small, hips just a little too wide, thigh gap too large. But she has incredible legs, and nice tits (though they seem kind of fake).

Pretty large leap from 1 to 2

>an ad for the army
the absolute state of ameripropagandas

just a matter of time, i'm surprised a player of pulisic's cast has emerged already

BOOMER GENOCIDE SOON

UMA

guys my wife's son wants me to buy him an altidore jersey, should i get a pulisic one instead since he has an arguably better future?

>Not wanting another fascist empire
baka Texas

me :3

Is 3-0 a dangerous lead?

They said that last World Cup, and we almost beat out Belgium

>not liking GAP
no, not the retailer

that pulisic player is quite good what round was he drafted in?

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Dude, i swear you pop up at every thread, shut the fuck up about atlanta already. SHiT.

Can you even imagine how being a Panamanian must feel?
If I were one of them I'd head to the nearest hardware store to buy some rope and hang myself

not buying a Ronaldo shirt...

thank you based USA OVERLORDS

if i were a centraca i'd kill myself too

Does US go through if they win this?

>the city of filthadelphia
even their women are haggard

Never played for My Little Sawker.

>mfw

wew lad

Is it your full blooded sister?
How qt is she?

Could be when looking at your team, your defence is not doing so hot and you are wasting a lot of golden occasion, that said panama attacker's are in the same situation

I want a GF with good titties. Not big orangutan titties that hang low, no small titties, but a nice C with perky nips

Not automatically. Need to beat Trinidad as well.

Does Panama have an army? Not joking btw

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>head to the nearest hardware store
>buy

lol thinking Panama has stores and buys stuff.

61 (sixty-one) yards

grab it

Ok Americans, rank the following 20 cities by overall goodness (quality of life, economy, safety etc.)

Los Angeles
New York City
Dallas
Chicago
Houston
Miami
Orlando
Philadelphia
San Diego
San Francisco
Seattle
Detroit
Baltimore
New Orleans
St. Louis
Atlanta
Minneapolis
Washington D.C.
Memphis
Boston

They're actually clones of each other.

Fucking based

> that said panama attacker's are in the same situation
Was going to say this.
The threat is non-existent.

she's from cali fgt

stop listening to colin cowherd

>Asians with big tits

pretty much, its only their 3rd win but its a comprehensive morale boosting win that theyve been looking for. still one more game left and if they carry the momentum into that they will smash through.

what does gf feel like?

is it just me or does messi look like robert carlyle?

Do you think the us just fought against private security or something?

Atlanta is good though

bags of sand

what's it feels like having a shit coach?

>cities
>good
I can tell you that Baltimore is the worst.

use this chance to smell her panties