Things that could never happen in a cynical post 9/11 world

Things that could never happen in a cynical post 9/11 world

you getting laid

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Top kek.

>implying it could happen pre 9/11

Fucking savage
How will OP ever recover?

S A V A G E

epic
best.post.ever

Oh fuck burnt

T. Virgin

Ahahaha.

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poor OP. thanks god this is a user board

delet this

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>implying

AYYyyyyyyy

OH LAWD THIS A FAMILY BOARD YOU CAN'T BE SAYIN DAT

damn

XD put me in the screencap fellow Redditors.