>So user have you been enjoying your time in England?
So user have you been enjoying your time in England?
*unzips dick*
*teleports behind them*
*grabs that redbull*
*turns 180° and runs away*
>"enjoying" and "England" in the same sentence
Nice
So user this is the school oval would do you think?
what's this?
lol
its a door you fucking idiot
Lewd! >_
No your country fucking sucks.
Fancy a dance, sweetheart?
It's a shitty indoor tv aerial
How many channels you get with that thing?
Those aren't antenna, they're fucking door handles.
don't know bout you lads but I'd go out and share some ecstasy with them before fucking one for hours
god I need to fuck under E it's been so long
also since I'm getting cocaine this week what's it like to fuck under the influence of it?
how can your entire populace be horse-faced?
god did indeed punish england
>turns 180°
newfag
Once when I was in Eastbourne a chav girl with weird orange hair, awkward teeth and dressing as if she was wearing a pyjama asked me in the bus stop how to say "willy" in Spanish, I truly was weirded out because I never saw someone with such a look and also for asking that out of the blue, I was just 16 or so
fuck of Abdul
>drugs
You can tell the one on the right isn't English by the fact I can look at her without utter revulsion
chebs
>England
look at these fucking posh bints
they're not showing nearly enough leg to be proper slags
>Swedes
>Calling anyone horsefaced
The only thing horsey about our women is their teeth (on occasion), and I like buckteeth.
las malvinas son argentinas