So user have you been enjoying your time in England?

>So user have you been enjoying your time in England?

*unzips dick*
*teleports behind them*
*grabs that redbull*
*turns 180° and runs away*

>"enjoying" and "England" in the same sentence

Nice

So user this is the school oval would do you think?

what's this?

lol

its a door you fucking idiot

Lewd! >_

No your country fucking sucks.

Fancy a dance, sweetheart?

It's a shitty indoor tv aerial

How many channels you get with that thing?

Those aren't antenna, they're fucking door handles.

don't know bout you lads but I'd go out and share some ecstasy with them before fucking one for hours

god I need to fuck under E it's been so long

also since I'm getting cocaine this week what's it like to fuck under the influence of it?

how can your entire populace be horse-faced?

god did indeed punish england

>turns 180°
newfag

Once when I was in Eastbourne a chav girl with weird orange hair, awkward teeth and dressing as if she was wearing a pyjama asked me in the bus stop how to say "willy" in Spanish, I truly was weirded out because I never saw someone with such a look and also for asking that out of the blue, I was just 16 or so

fuck of Abdul

>drugs

>>reddit

You can tell the one on the right isn't English by the fact I can look at her without utter revulsion

chebs

>England

look at these fucking posh bints
they're not showing nearly enough leg to be proper slags

>Swedes
>Calling anyone horsefaced

The only thing horsey about our women is their teeth (on occasion), and I like buckteeth.

las malvinas son argentinas