>>play video games
Not since about 2002.
>watch anime
Same, been a long fucking time
>browse /r9k/
Not even once
>are depressed
Used to be, but that was when I was a NEET
>are virgins
Lost that shit once I stopped being a NEET
>are out of shape
Started lifting in the early 2000s, don't eat shit food, so I'm in better shape than 99% of Americans.
>have shit music taste/have strong opinions on music without actually listening to any
What qualifies as shit music? Used to love small-label indie rock in the 90s, then electronica, then underground hip-hop, now strictly metal. Meh, purely subjective, and I don't give a shit what anyone else likes.
>are generally unsuccessful
Own 2 largest businesses in my niche field for retail, could have done a lot worse.
>are unemployed
When a post-school NEET from 1992-1994, yes, but that's been a while.
>if you are employed, working a shit nobody job
Pulling in a nice salary, luxury vehicle paid for by company, rarely ever pay for a meal, work about 30 hours/week whenever I'd like, could be a lot worse
>are under 20
Just over twice that
>have adopted your world views to justify to yourself the complete lack of success and happiness in your lives
Nope.