Andorra vs Portugal - Early Thread

>Portugal is obligated to win to qualify for the World Cup

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>implying we won't tie
>implying Hungary won't defeat Switzerland
>implying Switzerland won't be raped by us

2-0

Is this a friendly before the official qualifier final Portugal vs Switzerland?

>there are people in this board right now who don't rate a team with Rui Patrício, Semedo, Pepe, João Mário, Quaresma, Gelson Martins and Cirstiano Ronaldo

>there are Brazillians in this thread right now that rate Sporting

>implying Hungary won't defeat Switzerland
>a team that has nothing to play for against a team that's only conceded 3 goals so far, and hasn't lost a match in regular time for over a year

If we didn't like suffering, we wouldn't accept a life in this place.

It's the mandatory stat-padding match for Ronaldo at every international break

I actually saw a bong saying before the euros final that Portugal without Ronaldo was Aston Villa tier.

>mfw Portugal wins the world cup and people go mad saying we didnt deserve it

how many goals will TSU score?

these are the games he thrives in: easy statpadding - after all, in a few years nobody will ask where those goals came from

He won't even play

hopefully none, cause I don't want him playing under the risk of a silly yellow card (would leave him out for switzerland) or an injury caused by synthetic pitch or catalan lumberjacks

but of course, he'll play because he's a statpadding maniac and cannot resist annihilating tiny Andorra

hello yes is this the big game

of course he'll play
he'll bang in 4 goals and do his stupid celebration and critics will say he's the best player in the world

>the assassin of andorra

t. jealous

>imagine being this mad
>mad at goats

>le game were the turbofag is gonna score two tap ins and a penalty and will flaunt his abs again
NEJ TACK

It's ok ibra, you can watch Brasil world cup on the teeee-veeee

We're gonna get cucked by Scotland in the playoffs. Just watch

Portugal is going to win against Switzerland ez

I'm not so sure. Switzerlame have won all their matches and we lost against them in the last game.

You sound mad.

>and critics will say he's the best player in the world
but, he is

ronaldo wasnt playing tho

Since when did Switzerland become so competent at soccer? I didn’t think they had any good players at the club level

This group is really really shit. Also Portugal had their compulsory first game fuck up that happens every qualifier.

our line-up faggots

GET IN

>No TSU
Dropped.

see you tuesday

>luis neto

fucking kek

>quaresma
>eliseu
>neto

wtf why not

stream link pls

rtp.pt/play/direto/rtp1
dunno if this works there

Portgual didn’t get a shot on target till like the 83rd minute.

Well it was enough wasn't it?

>Andorra's Butcher

you gonna get rekt
screencap this

I have faith in you, faggot

I dont think so, remember MIGHTY ANDORRA

>no TSU

>I didn’t think they had any good players at the club level
They didn't really used to. Sure they had some players in relevant leagues, but nothing like now, where they make up the second largest foreign fraction in the Bundesliga. They revamped their youth academies, including how players are brought through the levels, and how their club caps are tied to youth caps at every level, and started to reap the rewards, including winning the 2009 U17 world cup. Petkovic has just helped them reach the next level, by instituting a system that makes the most of the players he has at his disposal.

Since the result of the other match concerns this thread
>Gulascshit
XHAKA

For me? It's Andorra

Frei just made it 2-0

Must win for Portugal pretty much confirmed.

fucking lucky albanians

I honestly don't get how you can fuck up that badly. Like I've seen goalkeepers make a mistake with the ball at their feet, but never like that.

You never saw someone slip?

it was absolute shit but
>Like I've seen goalkeepers make a mistake with the ball at their feet, but never like that.
this is a clear lie. or you don't watch divegrass

> being THIS mad

honestly how can you root for balkanniggers and actual niggers?

>Hungary
How many world cup finals have romania reached shit-for-brains?

Honestly how can you think you are white when you are as poor as those balkanniggers and actual niggers?

At least the albanians can play football, unlike you.

>Quaresma starting instead of meme 65min sub
>4-3-3 instead of meme EuroChampion 4-2-2 tactic
>Gelson starting
>Danilo starting
>CR7 on the bench

Why do we have such a stupid coach... JUST

Explain Zuber to me, why does he look like a gypsy, despite not being one?

Portulel, are you ready to get absoulutly BTFO at home?

>the absolute city of magyar footie
storck /out/ when?

Probably a swiss father with a trophy wife from some exotic country. Don't know the details.

Hello. Is this the Swiss game thread?

Embarrassing.
One SC? Vs fucking Andorra?
What the hell is Fernando doing?

>MUH GDP

You have like 2x higher purchasing power because communism

The price you pay is being replaced

this is the european champions thread

>tfw no comfy local Continente to buy vinho for my parents and sardinhas a grelhar

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TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUI GET IN

>4-2-2

does Ronnie come out in the second half?

It's time.

3 - 0

>no assassin of andorra
>0-0
really makes you think

>TSU needs to play for Portugal to beat Andorra
SAD

SHUT UP

>90+4 minute, 0-0
>penalty is assigned
>TSUUU is entering the field solely to shoot the penalty
>he scores
>then he scores again at 90+5
>and again at 90+6
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>gets caught up in the excitement and takes off his shirt to celebrate
>gets carded

dubz never lie

>implying ANDRÉ Silva wouldn't score said penalty

*4-0

1-0 for andorra calling it now

>pushes ref
>misses playoff match

>lets try our best and put all our trump cards and best players into play against Andorra
Portugese "strategy"

>poortugal struggling at fucking andorra
ROFL

at least storck gets btfo

>0 - 0
>Andorra

UEFA CHAMPIONS

btw andorra is full of portuguese

>argentina struggling at fucking everybody


LMAO

Are you implying that Portugal should naturalize some of these part timers for their national team?

Reminder you literally have to pay Ecuador to go to the WC.

Cmon Portugal...Any time now...

Gonna put a cheeky bet on andorra at the next euros lads

Nao a tsuuu hoje. Onde esta o Eder

>betting
Hello subhuman.

>quaresma
how does this fucking gipsy still play

What happened so far?

>conceding to hungary

Haha wtf how bad can u get

shouldn't he be like 40?

A receber o broche que recebe a cada hora de uma nordica boazona

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