Our television network is dying, and we need a new hit show to bring us back...

>Our television network is dying, and we need a new hit show to bring us back. Give me your pitch before you I kill you and then myself!

True Detective except with Steven Seagal, Jackie Chan, and Jean Claude Van Damme

Host exclusively reruns of old cartoons and anime.

A plane full of millenials crashes in the middle of nowhere so the 12 survivors need to learn to cooperate and leave behind their bad millenial habits.
When they finally reach civilization, they desperately plug their phones in the chargers and tweet about what had happened

Lost 2

A film with a male lead and a sidekick and a female love interest and there are quips and action scenes.

This made me irrationally angry.

A character has special abilities and helps the police.

its a show where emily blunt steps on my balls

American Psycho with more quips and dance scenes.

sexy actress dance in panties

This is literally an ongoing show retards, it's a Lost parody called Wrecked and they make the "technology" joke like a dozen times an episode.

I'm and I didn't knwo about it, don't be so rude

a show about people desperately trying to make a show about people desperately trying to make a show

he was riding his bike when he was hit by a lightning strike, now he reads real fast, he's good at science and math

black doctor!

It's a prequel to Stranger Things, called Not as Strange Things

Schaedenfreude about a hot girl who lives alone and can't get laid for some reason, despite her best attempts.

Nearly every episode ends with her getting cucked and listening to her crush fuck another woman while she cries alone in her bed.

it's a silly littl' comedy duo about these two girls who are broke so they work as waitresses.

You're the one going "lol look at these stupid kids these days"

>confirmed for only watching the first episode

They make the joke a bunch the first couple of episodes but after that only one guy even references that shit. Rest of it is just them trying to survive and dealing with the crazy people. Not to mention you say "this is LITERALLY an ongoing show" when the last bit of what the user was talking about hasn't happened at all.

My friend, that's what kids these days are saying. Look at the stupid kids these days, constantly on their phones. They even say it while they're on their phones. Kids today like to be hypocritically critical. I'm not saying it's good or bad. I'm a business man, all I'm saying is "how can we bank on this"?

He's a tough as nails Israeli security officer, she's a freewheeling Palestinian resistance fighter, but some times opposites attract! Coming this fall to ABC Family it's Occupy My Heart!

a TV show about a neet loser who goes to spend the summer at his aunts beach house, where his aunt is flirting with him and asking him to massage her feet constantly

is she really flirting with him or is it all in anons head?

So like 21st Century's Lord of the Flies?

Ok boss, this is a superhero show pitch, cause they're all the rave right now:

>STARDUST:
>A group of 18 year old teenagers in a small town discover hidden unusual supernatural abilities, allowing them to fight.
>Ned is a short effeminate looking kid, not fully androgynous but almost there. He's mostly shy and quiet but proves to be brave and assertive when the need arrives. He can raise any tipe of plant-life on any surface, white roses appear in his hair whenever he uses his powers.
>"Ace" is the nickname given to a ghetto-born "troubled youth" who managed to get scholarship into a richer white school. She's tough and has a take no bullshit attitude, she has unsual blue eyes for her dark skin. She can increase the velocity of any part of her body, allowing her to punch extremely fast multiple times, she tries to run fast but is never able to fully control it.
>Sam is the qurky nerdy shut-in for the manchild audience. She spends most of her time in the school lab, which will turn into the HQ for the team. She can manipulate light to it's most impossible levels, either generating it or taking it from existing sources. Creating hard-light barriers, shooting small lasers and whatever she can come up with.
>Tom is a cocky and overconfident buffoon, always tries to steal the spotlight. He releases a small wave from his hands that turns anything around him invisible, except him.
>Max is a dumb kid with a short temper, he can combine any non-living material and create a contraption with it. Basically he can MacGyver anything, it just needs to make the minimal amount of sense.
>After a red moon shone into town, they discovered their abilities but kept them secret. They all fight together when a kid with the power to shorten almost any distance starts to cause havoc in the school. They unite to fight against more powerful people that start popping up in town.
>For season one, the main enemy is Kosmos, a priest with the power to take away someone else's powers.

A man who fell into a cavern while skiing in 1996 was miraculously frozen and preserved by ice. When he is found by a couple of park rangers and unfrozen he has to deal with the amazing social and technological advancements that have happened in the last 20 years

so jojo?

so captain america without superpowers? So basically futurama but current times?

A show about a young muslim man who just wants to jihad, but his terror plots keep failing and nobody takes him seriously.
In the end he finally manages to pull off the largest terror attack ever, but all the media ends up talking about is how it's the wests fault

so anime with fan service?
Mr and Mrs Jones but with jews and Palestinians?

Adam Sandler is trapped on an island but also can talk to coconuts.

So literally any girl sticoms?
So the flash but not a superhero?
So seinfeld?
porn?
?
IZombie? literally most superhero shows?

>porn?
no not porn theres no nudity

So just cuckery? There's no central plot line other than you get to watch show girls but not see what's underneath?

Man I get that you're being autistic for fun, but you're being too autistic to be funny. It's more annoying than anything.

So teen titans go? So clarence?

This, this this and oh yeah, THIS