Why do the sports gods hate us?

Why do the sports gods hate us?

I don't know but I love it

Why? We don't have any rivals lol

>us

DC people drink too much

Can confirm

Currently sitting at brunch drinking bottomless mimosas by myself just because it's saturday and I was at the game last night and it was fucking miserable. Rendon can go fuck himself for that error and our entire offense can fuck themselves too for not producing anything. Stras deserves better, hopefully gio can deliver the same performance tonight

Redskins Cowboys is one of top rivals in all of sports. Caps Pens too but thats totally dominated by Pens.

>at brunch
>drinking bottomless mimosas
>by myself

one of the saddest things i've on here

Fuck knows, probably because non of them are sports.

*read on here

Nigga my roommate is hungover as fuck from the game last night and didn't want to go.

I'm not going to pass up bottomless alcohol for nothing. What are you doing today faggot

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brunch and mimosas are a DC tradition

>Nigga
>faggot

unnecessary

your city is the seat of corruption; it deserves worse desu

Bryce Harper is insufferable, R******* is pejorative and Dan Snyder is an ass. Don’t know much about the other two, but John Wall seems fine. Overall seems like a fun city though.

>redskins is perjorative
>they’re people of color!
what did he mean by this?

Is DC considered the south. It's south of the Mason dixon line

We're cursed.

Then why does Boston and Chicago win so often?

Nope a bunch of liberal faggots there until you reach certain areas of Fairfax county and everything below that is southern excluding the major cities.

Atlanta is like that too though.