How does anyone live anywhere warmer than the dark yellow zone? I would die

How does anyone live anywhere warmer than the dark yellow zone? I would die

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idk? maybe they are black

hehehe

>There are places even hotter than here
Jesus fucking christ, i doubt they even count as humans anymore.

Are you too stupid to open a window?

>open window
>hot, humid 40C air flows in

ah yes... problem solved

Pinochet didn't go far enough.

Just open a window

ALLENDE
ALLENDE
LA GENTE SE DEFENDE

>South western Chile is an inferno death zone

>3C
>might even snow tonight

ahh yes, cold is so much better amirite fellas?

Open a window from the north.

Anything hotter than 25C is too much for me.
You can always put on more clothes.

Annual average doesn't say anything about seasonal changes or extremes though. England with 5C in the winter and 20C in the summer will have the same average as a place with -10C winters and 35C summers.

>northern Brazil

This tbqhwy family.

>still falling for the copypasta
it's a good copypasta. enjoy it with white wine

Open up a nice bottle of cold Canadian air

>most of Brazil
Even the southern tip is warm as fuck. You have to go halfway down Argentina to get to tolerable temperatures.

ahaha you lightweight
germans actually live in the red part

>Wüstenfelde

>never had thermodynamics

In this picture you can see how Poland is protected from heat by God

The problem is that this map shows solely the average. In our case thermal amplitude is huge, so you can literally freeze to death or die from insolation depending on the season and dayhour.

thanks I will

That is a big Antarctica.

Hello newfriend

>thanks I will
Please don't. I don't want someone dying from hypo or hyperthermia here.
[just joking, I got what you meant.]

you can get hypothermia in the Sahara/Arabic deserts... at night

hello there my sudaca friend

Sweet Jesus. She's the perfect blend of sexy, cute and girl next door.

well i don't know if they're germans, polish, lithuanians or whot
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A downfall of the equirectangular projection. Greenland isn't half as big as Africa either.

she's the daughter of our God Emperor btw

>Living in Central Europe
>Average Temperature is colder than many places in nordic countries

Nice meme

I'd fuck her mom too. Poland truly is the hope of Europe.

Well, it makes sense - specially if you consider the Sahara is *on average* colder than the African jungle.

You can clearly see that the lower averages occur around mountains. Also nordic countries may have cold winters but further from the coast they also have hot summers. 30C at the height of summer are nothing unusual in Finland and inland Sweden.

>tfw i live in a green area

Can you even breathe without a mask or coca leaves?
...well, temperature-wise the Andes are GOAT.

Baltic sea keeps us warm pretty long into the winter.

Natural, since you're on the Alps. Also, is right, coastal regions are usually a bit warmer.

>30C at the height of summer

lol what? The record this summer is 29C here lmao

yeah, green is still not too high, our andes are i think the lowest ones, it starts to get really high in Peru and then you start having breathing problems

I dont live around the alps though, i'm right on them. According to the map i'm in a light blue area.

>Anything hotter than 25C is too much for me
Anything COLDER than 25C is too much for me. No joke, I spent my vacation on some nearby hills and at 22C the early mornings were so freezing I had to wear a jacket, and so did most non locals there.

Nordic countries are pretty warm actually due to oceanic climate

Air conditioner

Makes you said to realise that though :(
I always dreamt of moving to a nordic country cause the summers here are too hot for me. Turns out they have similar summers though

This summer we barely got over 20C in the south.

14-18C isn't too hot for anybody

Yeah, I was in Viena in the beginning of August. I almost died. We had 10°C in the beginning of July

Yes please, gib gib

Vienna is a whole different story. I'm so glad i dont live there, it's too hot.
I'm from western Austria

drugs and violence
innovation comes from nations from the north
manpower and wealth come from the south

throughout history its alwayus been like this, anywhere on earth (in the northern hemisphere)

t. carioca

not well

move to Scotland.

it's the most miserable weather country in the world. we get i'd say 5 days maximum a year of genuine warmth. the over 360 its either raining, completely grey sky or cold.

Austrians are welcome here any day.

>Middle ages
>innovations, wealth and manpower coming from arabs and persians
>North europeans don't wash and burn books

Oceanic climate best climate.

how the fuck does anyone live anywhere warmer than the light greenzones

never leave the house
t. florida

Where are you, famalam?

maine

tfw the tropics will be btfo so hard by climate change they literally won't be liveable for humans

>he doesn't have extraflags
Cabeça chata here. My city was hottest one in all of Brazil in 2015, 44C.

How does anyone live colder than the dark yellow zone?

dumb brown poster

Washington master race here. Cool northern America is best comfiest America.

Yeah, and we will enjoy climate refugees

By dressing appropriately. It's not hard. If you're from someplace hot you'd probably dig it once you got used to it.

>grey sky
>bad
Where does this meme come from? I'd rather have grey sky sweatshirt weather than hot as fuck Mediterranean weather unless I wanted to go to the beach or something like that

>Southern Chile = purple as western europe, good
>Central Chile = red as mediterranean, decent
>North Chile = ugly shithole: same colour as Africa, SHIT

It makes sense

I cant wait for canada and russia to become the worlds new breadbaskets while the middle east/tropics becomes literally too hot for humans to live in
global warming ftw (and the great lakes coastline wont move an inch when the oceans rise)

Riyadh is already hitting around 40°C during summers and they're still alive. Being a soldier who runs around the Middle East wearing long sleeves and 25 kg of equipment must be hell, though.

i live in the cloudiest, rainiest shithole in Europe(Glasgow)

today it was the warmest day in August, and it averaged 14 C.

Fucking hell, I don't mind the heat but 40+ is plain suffering

Sounds great. You didn't mention the heroin and stabbings and shit though. At least that's if the memes are to be believed.

the heroin thing is a meme because of trainspotting. there is a really big drug culture amongst the youth in scotland, but its primarily just coke, MDMA and ket.

In that case I may be on board. I love cold gloomy weather and I love coke. And the stabbings?

Petrolina or Bom Jesus?

Anyway, 10°C less than that and we literally had hobos going to the hospital with hyperthermia here. And you guys have it through the whole year yet.

And do you live in a valley or on a mountaintop? The map only contains a finite amount of pixels. Mountains are all the colder but blur with valleys on the map.

I'm calling a bit of bullshit on this map, not just because it's clearly old as fuck (Yugoslavia, USSR? kek) but also that agricultural suitability depends on crops, and it's clearly biased towards stuff like wheat and rice. Pic related for corn, note how Arkansas and the likes are actually better than you'd expect from this pic.

TFW in the green zone but it's currently °93

doesnt matter how you measure it, the lines are moving north *and south in australia/argintena I guess)

>tfw tropical country
>tfw still live in cold place