Official Belarus - Netherland Pre-match thread

Let's laugh at our misfortune edition
Game starts in 1 bong and 17 bings

What's on the line: A rise in Swedish nationalism and the future of Dutch football

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Who /lifelong/ belarus here?

> 'Zweden wint niet met 8-0 van Luxemburg. Wat is dat nou voor stomme vraag? 8-0, dat geloof ik echt niet. Ik denk niet dat ik onverantwoorde risico's neem als Zweden ruim voor staat. Het is een misvatting dat je aanvallender speelt met meer aanvallers op het veld.'
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It's like the dark years of the early 80's, we just can't stop fucking jinxing ourselves.

KEK

Anneke = GOAT

youtube.com/watch?v=RTIRTUGqlJ8

how do you know dutch?

it's like german, but much more retarded

the danish version of german

>Babel in the starting eleven

France can still lose guys.

who wins

Is this a must win?

Out if you lose?

The girl on the right

my ancient relatives were expelled from slutsk for financial irregularity. I am from there.

I hope holland cries tears of defeat and does not join japan at the world cup.

Christine Michaels, she’s a pornstar
So does team oranje have a chance to make it? Be real with me guys

>So does team oranje have a chance to make it?
like a 1% chance

BELARUS STRONG!

me on the left

If France loses 2 games to nobodies it could happen. The chance is this

Belarus is already out.

Is this the official laugh at netherlands thread?

Not going to lie, I feel pretty good. Nothing against you dutchies of course.

Please stop hating on us

Gratz on your 8-0 victory. I guess we are boned and will likely not qualify or make the playoffs.

>Advocaat
hahaha

Fuck.
>tfw no more based cut inside man

We need to clean sweep the KNVB and make Dutch football fun again. We used to have the most innovative coaches and star players. No we have yes-men in three piece suits and an ageing Robben who is almost brought to tears when reporters keep asking him why the Dutch national team is so terrible.

When the media starts pointing fingers and wondering if Blind should go, remember the real reason football is shit. Suits with zero football knowledge sucked the fun out of it and killed it by focusing on the bottom line. Not a single kid wants to play football anymore. Football has been hidden away by expensive subscriptions, and the only people who still watch it do so out of club loyalty, not because they give a shit about the sport.

Van Gaal and the Dutch football association hate eachother's guts.

Van Gaal looked at his players and the qualities they have, and then he builds a formation that optimally fits those qualities. The football association, who are just a bunch of guys in suits, leave very little room for the coach to actually coach the team. They insist that we play a 4-3-3, whether or not our players have the technical skills to do so. As a result, the coach is just a figurehead who lines up the eleven most popular kids in the association approved 4-3-3, and the suits wait in the skybox with bottles of corked champagne wondering why this random lineup of amateurs and hasbeens isn't producing Barcelona tier tiki taka.

End of an era desu.

Now we'll once again be stuck with mediocrity for about a decade since LCIM likely isn't going to stick around for the next tournament.

No star players left.

At least we still have Lieke ;_;

Perhaps you guys should go down the French route and harvest a selection of African refugees into world class players?

>make Dutch football fun again

No, you're wrong. That's why we fucked up. There's no reason think we can play fun football with shit players.

I dought we will ever qualify again for any tournament.

Ajax FC used to do that, till some EU / sports judge ruled that it was illegal to do that.

We need to go down the German route on how they redeveloped their football.

Where is that autistic fucker when you need him to link that retarted video.

Even that I don't really like the dutch team, i feel sorry for you lads. Would be nice that you guys had a good team again and be back with the best of europe, and maybe have another epic match.
But it's not only the national team, the Eredivisie is total bullshit too (compared to other european teams). I think the whole dutch football association needs to start from 0, otherwise you guys have it fucked up.
I still miss the 90s Ajax and all the good old dutch players: Davids, Van Nistelrooy, Blind, Vd Sar, Cocu, Seedorf, Makaay, etc.

Like i compare what it was and what it is nowadays, and i don't know how the president of the KNVB hasnt killed himself yet

I'm positive we will qualify for the next Eurocup. With the amount of teams in the current format the amount of immeasurable dick sucking required to miss it twice in a row should be impossible.

r-right lads?

Me unironically.
t. Dad is from belarus

Belarus (4-2-3-1) Chernik; Rios, Yanushkevich, Politevich, Volodko; Dragun, Maevski; Balanovich, Karnitski, Stasevich; Signevich.

Netherlands (4-2-3-1) Cillessen; Janmaat, Van Dijk, Rekik, Blind; Wijnaldum, Vilhena; Robben, Propper, Babel; Janssen.

>the state of the Dutch starting line-up

>Rekik
>Babel
>Janssen
>Vilhena

It's ogre

aka
>LCIM and the literally who's

Did Anyone listen to the Totally Football Show pod?

The guy on the phone was pretty harsh when talking about Holland but made some interesting points

>mfw when Blind is the player at the 'best' club after Robben

I wish we imported some great blacks like you guys did. Our team is shit.

At least no terror attacks in Netherlands so far I guess.

>Who is Cillessen

The KNVB wants attractive and beautiful football like the Spanish, instead of winning football.

where's the france bulgaria thread?

Yeah, was a really interesting listen desu. I'm sorry to say I would have to agree with the lad
Should've added something about regularly playing

>Janssen over based Kramer
baka

FC Barcelona 3 isn't that good m8.

I believe in you Netherlands

>Kramer

We're going for most goals, not most cards.

I hope Advocaat used his Russian ties to pay off the opponents.

>tfw drunk Brabanders flock our big screens supporting the Belgian team during the WC

Please score 10 goals

>attractive and beautiful
>spain
pick one

indeed, who?

How are you enjoying your new BMW?

I drive a range rover desu

So you really lost 8-0? No matchfixing involved?

you got that wrong

he used his russian ties to fix the match and make THEM money

we dem boys

> Wanting africans on his team
Wew lad, I enjoy every game we play without immigrants on the field. We have fielded a 100 % Swedish team alot lately, loving it.

i really hope to see a 0-11 here

Bit of a conflict here lads. Have two options.

A: Go out and watch the game with a group of friends.

B: Go to rather qt Chinese tinder girl who's invited me over to take truffles (which I've never done) and quite possibly spend the night as she's going to Berlin tomorrow. Important side-note: I'm a virgin, obviously. Wouldn't say I'm a sperg lord at all but grew up very prude so only things I know about sex is based of the internet and films.

Sorry for the blog

I'd go with the girl.

Chinese girl obviously.

Truffles are fun too, just roll with the flow.

Ga zuipen met je vrienden

Inb4 we lose

B

Go for the Chink

Go eat some Chinese vag la

Mmmh, coincidentally, Sweden is doing pretty great....
Really made me think

I'm predicting it now!

Belarus 3 - 1 Netherlands

It's actually an accomplishment that you're able to field 100% Swedes if you look at the state of Sweden atm.

Its not like the game matters anymore, go for the grilll

So Netherlands is 14 goals behind Sweden now right? Twice 5 -0 isn't enough to go to the qualification? ofcourse france will take a win in its next 2 games

What does Holland need to qualify?

Next game is vs Sweden, so if we beat them 5-0 we would gain 10 goals on them

go to her
and remember,
just be yourself

Bulgaria beat both us and Netherlands at home. This is not a sure win for West Africa.

>so if we beat them 5-0 we would gain 10 goals on them
ah yes, hadn't thought about that, that's right
So it's still somewhat possible

I sound like a real pussy but I don't know if I want her to be the first girl I fuck.

The Dutch need to send more talents to Serie A imo. The ones that have gone have, of all the Dutch players, turned out the best. Only good non-Serie A player is Virgil.

The problem is that the players are too greedy. They would rather have dirty oil money from EPL, Russia, Turkey, or whatever than develop.

Eredivisie is okay, but EPL is too much of a step up. Bundes, Ligue Hon, and Serie A should be where they want to go. EPL destroys careers.

Unfortunately, dumb niggers want money over development

If they don't win by at least 7 tonight, there's no fucking way it'll happen.

What is your fucking age?

first one is to lose your v-card, then it will get easier to fuck the girl you really care about

Don't fuck her then, but just have fun and kiss her

Gewoon ff regelen pikkestijn

Just go drink with your mates already, you homo, why even ask in the first place

stick it in her pooper, it doesn't count

Do you even have a dick you sperg lord?

Are you gay? If you're gay go with your friends. Kind of pointless to ask really.

just go lad, regret is worse

Gay is what you sound like actually, if you want to go out "drinking" with your friends instead then do so.

Fuck this team, not even the guts to play on their half. So tired of watching this team. We need a purge.

You should go drink sperm with your friends if you really in doubt about this.

>6-0 against belarus is required
>3-0 against sweden is required
please end our suffering

Belarus jersey is beautiful 2bh

straight men dont give a fuck about that kind of shit

that's a woman's line of thinking

France scored

You need to be over 18 to be posting on 4chin. How old are you lad?

>doing truffles with a random tinder chick

For what fucking reason? Sounds like a shit time

not if you secretly spit out your part

what are the best dutch players right now?

>need to score 150 goals
>spend 10 minutes doing nothing
good going, netheretards.