GTA "GAYS ARENT NICE" VICE CITY

MY NAME IS TOMMY "POP THEM LIKE CONFETTI" VERCETTI.
FOR THE NEXT POSTS I WILL DO SOMETHING LEGENDARY.
I AM TIRED OF THESE ROLLER BLADING FAGGOTS AND ITS TIME TO PUT A STOP.

GOTTA CHECK THAT THE JEWS DONT VIOLATE MY OPEN CARRY RIGHTS

THIS ONE IS HAVING TOO MUCH FUN

DANCE

IN

HELL

SEE THE JEWISH STARS AT THE TOP RIGHT? THAT MEANS THE JEWS ARE PUSHING NEW GUN LAWS NOW

THE COPPERS ARE TRYING TO STEAL MY GUNS

My job here is done.

Pic related is me a few days ago. I drove a cop car towards water and then jumped out. Then to have another cop run me over and land here in top of this car.

This is why I never browse the catalog alone. You shills are fucking insane and should probably kill yourselves.

k... keep me posted.

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>Vice City on mobile

Disgusting.

>never browse the catalog alone

This. You should always have a browsing buddy.

>This. You should always have a browsing buddy.
Do you have your browsing buddy?

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Where do you want to browse together friend?

>Browsing literally with Satan
Maybe I'd look for another browsing buddy...

Take it Sup Forums faggot

saged

FUCK

I GUESS THIS IS IRREFUTABLE PROOF THAT

SAM HYDE

IS MASQUERADING AS A MAN CALLED TOMMY VERCETTI

What the fuck is going on

Popped like confetti like your latest prolapse

>What the fuck is going on
Do you have your browsing buddy?

N...no...

FEAR ME MORTAL

I AM HEAR FOR YOUR SOUL

We're all going to gay jail now thanks

When are you going to confirm your allegiance to allah?

I'll be your browsing buddy.

>not an AR15
>spread it around for the triggering

You had one job OP

I nostalgia'd a little. Thanks OP.

Thanks, friend.

>tfw no browsing buddy

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>tfw satan and noone will be your browsing buddy

>2017 - 1/2 a year
>not having a browsing buddy

I MEAN CMON

Is that some iPad version of Vice City? i remember the PS2 version being more crowded.

Haha, stay buttmad Lucy.