Hate all metal

>hate all metal
>hear first half pic related
>wtf I love metal now

What's some more like the first half of filosofem

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Take your pick, nu-male

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haha super funny XD, all popular metal is nu male haha XD

This chart only contains the dullest and most predictable hipster metal albums though, it's not about popularity.

I know your trv3 kvlt group has rejected burzum since more than 3 people know about varg now, but burzum is literally the only good thing in there. How about some genuine recs?

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If it was a popularity contest, it would be covered in black sabbath and metallica

la creatura...

how hard is it to go on rym and look up the charts?
nvm losers like yourself are too lazy to do anything
off yourself leech

>I'm so productive I can.. Go to a website and make 3 clicks.. Woah

Rym is shit.

Guys, stop stealing my charts for these please

>i communicate exclusively via memes

You used meme arrows to say that, ironic.

>"trve" black metal
>not predictable and repeatitive

you contrarian plebs don't know what to complain about anymore.

>im such a loser i can't figure out how to find similar albums
lay down and rot.

Guys it's ironic and meant to piss people off calm your tits.

>contrarian plebs
So which one is it, brainlet?

No, not really. It's painfully clear it's mocking people who listen to entry-level RYMcore.

wow this is actually not bad

Plebs who strive to be contrarian, thereby remaining plebs.

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Again, rym is shit. What, they'd recommend something like bathory or mayhem?

>first half

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This shit is repellent to me. I sincerely believed that my PC speakers were malfunctioning when I heard that horrible static shit.

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>muh whiny mystical faggotry soy ambient

Yes only the first half is good

lmao are you that illiterate that you think rym only has one chart system?

RYM is shit. A site like that is only as good as its community. And the community is trash. Do you have any recs? If not, please leave mythread ugly faggot.

Burzum is the absolute peak of metal. Maybe listen to his previous album, Hvis Lyset Tar Oss. It's just as good, but a little heavier

>mfw the nasty riff blends perfectly with the drumming on the first track

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Imagine having a taste this basic
Might as well watch MTV lad

he even confirmed the single take recording "tomheit" took longer than writing it

it's not metal
it's goth rock

i rec you drink bleach.

>it's not metal
>it's goth rock

Do yo even know what metal and goth rock are?

see it doesn;t work with a trip

I dont think people like you "get" metal.

Metal doesnt want to be mainstream.

It doesnt want to be popular.

Metal wants to be hated, metal is abrasive, metal is brutal, metal is like a band named "holocaust abortion" with an album called "legalize murder" and the front cover is a zombie ripping a baby out of a womb.

Everytime metal goes mainstream metal heads hate it.

Hair metal, nu metal, fucking disasters that brought in hordes of normal fags.

Metal is the only genre that hasnt been swallowed and destroyed by pop, and the only genre that retains its orginal ethos.

Punk music died the second it went pop
Real rap is dying as we speak because they wanted to become top 40 clowns.


Metal marches on.

You will never hear this shit on the radio and they want it like that.
youtube.com/watch?v=d48amP2HONE

You may enjoy Paysage D'hiver

youtube.com/watch?v=9lBCPM95YYg

It seems jimmies have been rustled, which was the point of the chart.

I would know since I made it

How many people listen to Burzum only because of all the Vargposting?

not exactly like Burzum but you might like this

youtube.com/watch?v=iZdsNdNRJPg

Sup Forums

Stop shilling this piece of shit

You are obviously underage OP

but i have to agree with you that rym is shit, but you could have easly find something yourself

Why can't you neckbeards stay in your general?

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If you liked burzum, check ulver. They are pretty good.

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Only about half of these are actually nu-male metal.

If you think RYM is shit you can use MetalArchives faggot

I actually do enjoy a few Burzum albums unironically, but the Vargposting adds to my enjoyment I'll admit.

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burzum sucks

Besides Burzum and Emperor that chart is pretty spot-on.

A LOT of metal has gone mainstream, even black metal. Don’t act like it’s some last bastion for artistic creativity

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the best kind of metal isn't anywhere near to mainstream tho

The best metal is not mainstream. It's to filter out the plebs real fast.

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This is coppy pasta right?

right?

>Rust in Peace
>Soy

>basic life form

Burzum, Dark Throne and Dark Fortress are the only black metal bands I truly like. There are others that made a few songs which I like, but other then those three bands, I just can't get into black metal.
Probably my all time favorite black metal album: youtube.com/watch?v=C9HVudtW1as

people who like filosofem are the biggest faggots on the planet
listen to burzum s/t, it has the best shit varg has ever created, which isn't even that good compared to every other bm band on the planet

>no mention of Dissection yet
reminder that Storm of the Light’s Bane is the best black metal album ever created.
youtube.com/watch?v=Q78Teqr2T6E

>the best black metal album ever created

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The song An Excerpt of X by Gorgoroth sounds like a tribute to Dunkelheit but I can't find it on YT.

The album it comes from (Incipit Satan) is great fun but other than that track it sounds nothing like Filosofem.

That's my least favourite Arkhon album. Hell Injection made an impression on me.

black metal for people who don’t like black metal
fuck off

No one likes black metal. Not even people who listen to black metal.

This thread is further proof that metalfags are the most autistic fanbase in music without competition

REEEEEEEEEE

>Iron Maiden with harsh vocals

Which makes it better than any other black metal album. Even Varg agrees.

>le other people enjoy it so it's bad
autism

metal archives is only good for band cataloging. Mods there are very biased and get easily ass blasted of differing opinions

>soyver

>Fartcum
>not NON, Blood Axis, Genocide Organ

first two tracks are great
rest is pretty much pic related

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Let's be honest, the chart is right but at the same time all genuine metal is shit. It's like when people say the same stuff about Horror vs movies like Don't Look Now and Wake in Fright, maybe it's not "real" horror but real horror is always garbage.

the other songs turn me into an anime girl? good to know

I'm basically the same as you OP. I tried metal a couple of times and couldn't find anything I really loved. Then I found Filosofem and I love that. Since then, I'm far more encouraged to try metal, but it's still rare I find an album I love. My other favourites are Paysage d'Hiver - s/t and Darkspace - Dark Space III. Give those a try

Lmao holy fuck.

Erblicket die tochter des firmaments is my favourite track on the album though

>this thread
wow Sup Forums is fucking trash now

>now
it was always trash

>Megadeth
>Death
>Cynic
>Type O Negative
>Pantera
How are those nu-male though? Also, Opeth and Dream Theater seem more fedora than soy nu-male Sup Forumstant if anything. The rest of that stuff is pretty soy-tier though. (A lot of it is still good though desu.)

There is NOTHING like the first half of Filosofem. No other bands has come close besides "I Shalt Become - Wanderings"

Definitely my favorite band and album to come out of Sweden. The fact that they had ties to the MLO was what really got me into them.

This album is literal garbage. The reason you like it is because it isnt really metal music ands actually a lot closer to something that could be considered lo-fi ambient\industrial

Varg was a depeche mode fan.

>This album is literal garbage.

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> Type O Negative
> Nu-male

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Its official; you have terrible taste.

Agreed. My all time favorite metal album.

>nb4 my first black metal album

>actually a lot closer to something that could be considered lo-fi ambient\industrial
Assuming that's true, how does that make it garbage?

i've tried to get into this multiple times and i still can't get into it, enlighten me user

If we're going to play the soyboy card, burzum is pretty soy.

it's not metal tho

>burzum is pretty soy.

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>tourists discover atmoshit

well I mean if you're arguing that the stuff listed on that 'nu-male metal' chart is mainstream and popular... that's a bit of a stretch

I mean I guess a band like ISIS or someone like Burzum are relatively well known but in the end your average normie isn't gonna be familiar with any of that music

Tripfags dont get to act like this. No matter how bad anyone else's taste is, you will always be more suicide-worthy

I think that's their best album. It's still really good though.

>Everytime metal goes mainstream metal heads hate it.
or if it goes in any experimental direction, like depressive/atmospheric black metal or metallica's Lulu

>actually a lot closer to something that could be considered lo-fi ambient\industrial
its noise rock with harsh vocals, at least the first half was