"Well it's about time you found me. I almost was afraid that I was The Last Jedi."

>"Well it's about time you found me. I almost was afraid that I was The Last Jedi."
SERIOUSLY RIAN?

>Finally, after all this time, The Return of the Jedi has come

>"The Force Awakens. Have you felt it?"
...

>"I have finally become Star Wars, available at a cinema near you".

>"Finally, A New Hope for the galaxy has arrived."

>"It's him. The Phantom Menace."

Why is he wearing desert clothes on a cold ocean planet?

>The Last Jedi
8 movies without repeating any word in the title then JJ fucks it all up
This is pure fanfic

The prequels established it's the official Jedi outfit, not just something Obi-Wan and everyone on Tatooine wore out of necessity.

thank god we had the EU to show us that it was bullshit and each jedi pretty much wear what he wanted

>begun, the clone wars has.

"This truly is the Revenge of the Sith!"

Why wasn't it called the droid wars?

>He hasn't even watched the OT
>He just watched the Plinkett reviews and called it a day

>"Star"
>"Wars"
>"Episode"

Checkmate

>Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis "the Revenge of the Sith"?

Original Trilogy
>A (New Hope)
>The (Empire Strikes Back)
>R(eturn of the Jedi)

Prequel Trilogy
>The (Phantom Menace)
>A(ttack of the Clones)
>R(evenge of the Sith)

Sequel Trilogy
>The (Force Awakens)
>The (Last Jedi)

This triggers my autism

>"Look out! Its the Attack of the Clones!"

mine also
and repeating a word too
it could have been "last of the knights" or something

I legit walked outta the theatre at that point, Star Wars is so tacky now

anyone still have a link to the""""script""""?

why is he so fat if he lives on that rocky island? is it a LOST thing?

>I legit walked outta the theatre at that point
oh you mean at the end of the movie?

Uhhh no... I mean the start of episode 8 dum dum

>Ship, identify yourself!
>we're.. Rogue
>rogue one

DUDE MAGIC SPACE TREE LOL

>"General Veers prepare your troops for surface attack, The Empire Strikes Back!"

>"I think these two new droids will work out fine, they're A New Hope that I can finally leave leave this rock."

>ROTJ
>TFA
>TLJ

So, I'm going to go out and say that Luke had an extended nap immediately after ROTJ and he woke up at the end of TFA.

It's the only way it makes sense by the titles.

legit kek

It's going to be kino and the best star wars movie ever made.

It's going to be full of nostalgia and nothing new

By the leaked pics of filming it's going to be an episode of Dr. Who.

What's next? Luke Skywalker starts singing "When You Wish Upon A Star" with a bunch of muppets? Fucking Disney corporate synergy.

Wait. That already happened?! Over thirty five years ago?! How did he know? The Force?

Good I don't like New. I like thinks like they used to be. Less faggots running around. Less plebbit shits complaining about star wars. Star wars is the last bastion of classic kino.

The force awakens the last Jedi

>hangar door opens
>It's him! The Phantom Menace I fought on Tatooine.

The fact that the title doesnt have a verb like "Attack" or "Strikes" triggers mine

>the last jedi gets assraped.

Attack is not a verb in that context.

Because this movie is going to be different than any star wars movie before it.

disney thinks the last starfighter is star wars.

> he deleted his post
Continue mocking him. He's probably still lurking.

>movie is going to be different than any star wars movie before it.
>TFA

top lel

>I'm too low IQ to understand the business decision to soft reboot the series like in the TFA in order to set the stage for a brand new story

At least I'm not a shill

At least I'm not a contrarian faggot who already has his mind made up on hating something because he's a loser and butt hurt that his star wars fan ficiton didn't happen

This has to be like the worst bait in the history of the Internet, even counting the ARPANET times.

at least (you) gave me a (you)

>At last we will reveal our selves to the Jedi. At last we shall have our Episode III: Revenge of the Sith.