OFFICIAL MICHIGAN STATE SPARTANS @ MICHIGAN WOLVERINES GAMETHREAD

BATTLE FOR THE PAUL BUNYAN TROPHY

>battle

heisman house commercial was cute t.b.h.

luv u timmy

Tebow needs to work on those acting skills

You both suck

First for D'antonio pouting when he gets blown out

Fuck Sparta

IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT

>chokelahomo

Anything can happen in a rivalry game.

So you not remember Michigan choking on a thousand dicks year before last?

>captcha

>fake tits

lmao @ those barbies
she should get her husband's money back

whats that?

reminder:

>phone posters

a shitty shop

so, both terrible?

Is FBI had a task force to investigate Adidas scandal, I am sure the have a field office dedicated to Ohio State.

Breaking your hip sounds like a nghtmare

a guy that sexually abused a female and will be suspended before the season is over

nah it's fun

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why do i like kirk herbstreits analysis so much
and fucking hate his fucking voice to death?

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stugotz army checking in

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he's a company guy aka a douche

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hold me bros

Okorn got rekt

THat;s like a 7.2 over here.
In America she's like a 6. FUCK BRITAIN.

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BASED
HarbGAUGHD

I broke mine and my pelvis when I got ran over by a truck last fall. It wasn't as bad as you think.

Why can't Harbaugh recruit a good QB?

bigtime 4th and 1 conversion

McCaffrey's brother will be good... Maybe

>using a timeout 5 minutes into the game
Bad coaching

hey look another michigan qb bitching to the refs

kys yourself

Do you think Teboq is still pure?

wowie

ofc dont u dare blaspheme the timster

I never know the answers to the trivia questions

Even if he's gay he's still pure.

try reading a book for once user

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Drink a shot every time Autismo doc is on screen tonight. I guarantee you won't survive

t. ABC ad exec

>Americans can advertise other products simply by using a burger

hmmmmmm...

I would never. I hope Jesus does come back soon if only because Teboq deserves it

burgers are (literally) in our blood. it's federal law that all newborn babies are fed a cheesebubber immediately upon birth

how bad for liver is getting drunk 2 nights in a row? will i die?

I HAVE AUTISM NOW LET ME GIVE YOU A PROSTATE EXAM

Is John O'Korn one of the whitest names possible?

who remembers this?

What a glorious time on Sup Forums

Kids, jesus christ.

i work for an education company and let me tell you, from 2000 on, if it ain't a permutation of "aiden," it ain't white

>McDoom
pretty good name desu

Nah. His first name isn't Hunter or Tyler.

>march down the field because MSU can't stop the run
>get in the red zone
>pass with a backup qb

ESPN probably won't exist 30 years from now but I'd love a 30 for 30 on that whole ordeal

Bitch got knocked the fug out.

>he's not an alcoholic
lmao

kek i remember seeing that and completely losing my shit

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I've never seen someone drink 5 hour energy

this. i often wonder how they're still in business, seems like a money laundering scheme to me

yeah, rip in piece dude

fuck espn3

same shit government commercials over and over again

is maria taylor the perfect black woman?

>1997

>147
whew

why are they called spartans? what does that have to do with michigan?

Based Dr. Wily

i have yet to find any black women remotely attractive. am I racist?

I feel the same way, also with asians

yes m8 you will die, might as well swallow a few cyanide pills just to be sure, make sure to wash it down with a shot of clorox

something to do with agriculture

Rashida Jones?

>the city of east lansing

I was thinking the exact opposite of that.

The perfect white woman?

she's mediterranean i thought

>black

she's black?

her dad is one of the most famous american record producers in history
read a fucking book, jesus christ

Her dad is Quincy Jones

but if he produces records shouldn't I listen to a record instead of reading a book?

SPICY FUMBLEAYA

Quincy Jones isn't black, he's asian.

>isaac

>that student section
oh my god the michigan student body is almost as ugly as stanfords

Didn't Leveon Bell play for Michigan State?

lol

the people that go to michigan are the worst kind of fucking dweeb self important high school valedictorian. I say this as a michigan fan

Yes

they are ugly, and "classy"

>not allowing shittalking in a rivalry game

Hockey is the best

>the state of the city of the entire state of michigan