In hospital

>in hospital
>nurse walks in
wat do?

Spread my legs for the prostate massage.

looks like a shlomo here

also absolute worst kebab in the business

pull my pud out and start violently tugging while grunting loudly and staring making my fuckface

Is she the one with the hair pussy? Also, is Xev pregnant now?

shes the one with the meat flaps. and yes

What are you going to ask her?

>GrandNubian
FUCK OFF

gawsh, i would be too nervous to ask anything

I'm new to Mommykino. All I know of is Xev, Mistress T, and Kelly Hart. Give me some recs.

ask her to pump up my morphine intake, try to feel her up, then pretend to pass out

I'd ask her watch she thinks her unborn kid will say when he stumbles on her work when he grows up.

Lady Fyre

depends what you like. myself, i like long, drawn-out, realistic, and not overly lewd scenes. so i like tara tainton.

Tara Tainton vids are 90% talking and 10% "here are my saggy tits". She doesn't even show her pussy anymore.

well if aesthetics is what you're after, then stick to lady fyre or rachael steele. tainton is the thinking man's momfu

>the thinking man's momfu

yes... that's correct...

helloooooo nurse

Damn who is this. Asking for a small, stiff friend.

Fascinating. I'm going to have to keep watch for this

ill give it to you in clues

coke-addled sister of a jedi

P________ L___

When will she take a BBC?

Her twitter got reported and temporarily closed when Carrie Fisher died, she got it back but I was just surprised at the butthurt someone would have to do something like that

Who is this qt and what's her pussy/pit hair status?

Fuck me, not that it took a whole lot longer, but WHY in the HELL would you choose that as a porn name? Makes it hard to look you up and "buy" pornos. Seriously, pick something that doesn't already have 7.5 billion google results.

It's so that only patricians with discerning taste will find her.

well, depends on the search engine. on the right ones, you only get her results

what do you think of ham sandwiches?

It's really fucking easy to get a google search of only her stuff. You'd have to be a fucking idiot to not get her twitter, site, and various videos on the first page.

cry because ill fail the penis inspection due to being circumcised

>what do you think of ham sandwiches?
If you're saying that she has big labia, I love that, as long as the pussy and asshole are hairy.

Why can't these 2 release a full video of nothing but lesbian action? And no I don't mean a vid where the first 5 minutes are lezzing out with a dick following it, I mean a literal, no dick, just them, at least 10 minutes of licking pussy and making out and grinding.

Full blown roast beef mate

Just looked her up, very nice. Shame about the braces.

>she does meta scenes

wew lad calm down now, I can barely bang my booger hook on the button field, Mamma didn't teach me 'bout no efficient Google searchin' and shit.
I literally typed the name and "nurse" and got a torrent, but none of that other crap.

How do I be a Google-fu master like you, sensei-kun? desu~

>Shame about the braces.

>google "princess leia porn"
>twitter
>site
>various videos

You are the biggest fucking retard I've seen all week

you're in luck mate

Why? I prefer imperfect teeth.

hide my shit so it dont get stolen

>act like a secret ninja wizard
>all he did was type porn
That was literally my next move after "nurse".
Seriously.
Plus, I had assumed that typing
"princess leia porn"
would have brought up 10,000 episodes of Star Wars: Death Star Gangbang
and 1,500 camwhores in a slave outfit.
Pull your head out of your ass user.

Looks great. Did she ever do anything with unshaved legs or pits or is this it?

i dont believe so, but in every scene she has noticeably hairy arms

I've seen her on a few things, she's good but by fuck OP could have used a more flattering picture.

>leia has a big vagina

poetry

Good, I'm downloading some handjob thing where it seems there's lots of arm closeups.

You ain't 404ing on me slut.

>be in hospital after a surgery
>nurse walks in
>"On a scale of 1-10, what is your pain level?"
>"I don't know, 4?"
>"Want some morphine?"
>"Sure"
>gives me morphine

based nurse

guys what will happen when the kid grow up and see his mommy movies?

I NEED THIS! NOW!!!

>plebs are just now finding out about mommy joi videos

I lmao at you

I have moved past it