Cast the Donkey Kong movie

Cast the Donkey Kong movie

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diddy - obama
dixie - michelle
donkey kong - flea market montgomery

lanky - donald trump

Leslie jones in all roles

Done

Idris Elba

Idris Elba as Donkey Kong.

me as lanky kong haha! dont believe me?? hey just watch this *streches arm* woo-laa-hoo!! :) NYAH-HAH!! >:( oops heeere comes the hand stand!! WOP WOP WOP WOP WOPLAH but whats my deadlist trickes? shooting grapes with my shurt tube phew phew! oh ow thats gotta hurt!!
(hmm what did i mean by this..?)

gary oldman as king k. rool

Ungrateful Kong

Every kong played by good VAs.
Tara Strong for Dixie Kong?

these games suck

>tfw we will never get kongkino
youtube.com/watch?v=J67nkzoJ_2M

tacky music to go along with a tacky visual style. perfect

DK: Will Smith
Chunky: Idris Elba
Diddy: Jaden Smith
Lanky: Samuel L Jackson
Cranky: Morgan Freeman
Wrinkly: Whoopi Goldberg
Funky: Donald Glover
Candy: Halle Berry
Swanky: Eddie Murphy
Kiddy: Michael Clarke Duncan (CGi)

Help me out with Dixie and Tiny.

What are you talking about we already got it
youtube.com/watch?v=5F0to-ATnrQ

You do know Hollywood would cast every monkey as a white person to not imply racism right. Idris Elba would probably play K.Rool for diversity sakes. Look at the Jungle Book cast.
>Mowgli
Indian but makes sense
>Bagheera and Baloo
True to original
>Monkey
White guy to not imply racism
>Kaa
Women to not imply sexism
>Shere Khan
Idris Elba for diversity sake
>Wolf guy
Hispanic for diversity sake
>Wolf Women
Role only made to include more women

The original Disney classic was all white except the Monkey that was played by a black man. In our current era thats just not acceptable anymore. Overall the movie is terrible compared to the original. A DK movie would also be terribly cast.

>hating stuff others like make me smart
>look mom i used buzz word again!
stop

The joke

Your head

>watching the DK cartoon
>all black voice actors
what did they mean by this

You will pass this year, Miyamoto-san

>Kaa
>Women
Hypnofetishfags are gonna have a field day

it already exists youtube.com/watch?v=_2yG3DSlDcc