/hoc/ Oilers @ Canucks

Big boy edition

This is gonna be a loooooooooooooooooooooooooong season mates.

>starcam for the cantpucks-coilers game
>no starcam for the laffs game

I feel you

We have to go back, Virtanen is literally the only player drafted by Benning in the lineup. He's a bust as well.

Oilers fans know those feels. I was saying the same thing only 2 years ago

How much longer will the Sedins be around eating up cap space?

Contracts run out after this season

This season

how do i turn this game on? why do i have to keep watching this laffs game? why is sportsnet showing boreball?
fuck your shit rogers

Last two digits are how many goals mcd will score

man that audience is fucking dead.

Blueberry fuckers are still trying to charge $70 for nosebleeds to watch this shit team.

>cantpucks
Holy shit your defense sucks balls

RUSSELLLLLLLLL

Analyticfags BTFO

Oh boy.

wow thats fucking pathetic.

shit goaltending. lindenning actually found a way to make the team worse.

>first shot of the season goes in

Gonna be a looooooong season boys

Ughh why do I force this team on myself

>Letting Wops run your team

Your own fault desu

>sarcastic cheer for the first save of the night

reminder that the tripfag who shall not be named will be banished from /hoc/ forever if the canucks lose

I think I unironically see more oiler jerseys in the stadium

(can't wake up)

mcdavid is pretty entertaining to watch.

KIPPERS BTFO

What'll happen first lads? A Canucks' playoff game or I lose my virginity?

Hopefully virginity, you don't want to wait +5 years

you have about a decade

Okay now that was some legit refpuck

Can Hongcouver do anything right? Lol

2-0 incoming

seemed like it was legit but that close they are going to call it on anyone but maybe the penguins

Oh boy time for our useless powerplay

H O R G O D
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That was nice

>getting scored on by the Cantpucks
Oilers are trash! TRASH!

SCORVAT

Bo cares

Horgod literally getting the whole team going

>EDMONGOLIA PANTSOILERS

Jesus christ no

anyone else sad that Horvat is gonna waste like eazily over half his career trying to carry this team to MAYBE a few first round exits?

>Coilers

HAHAHAHAHAHA

The city of champions is shit.

wew laddie

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>OILELS
OILELS
>OILELS
OILELS
>OILELS
OILELS

god oiler's blue line is so shit.

wew that almost went over

>letting us score 2 on you

Sad!

>edmongolia

...

MAKE IT STOP

Is this what hope feels like?

my boy is gonna get 65 points this season. cap this

go 'nucks

>vancouver cucks

Why are these cameras so fucking terrible? Everything looks washed out and grainy.

Can you fucking kill yourselves Hongcouver?

why is Edler still in this league, its been like 5 years since he was last good :(

why isnt my boy playing

Because Boeser is a meme like Pulju is

>Mad at the last NHL defenceman the Canucks drafted
That's not a joke, btw

well that's objectively false

>Insulting the 2018 Calder Memorial trophy winner

canucks DOMINATING the oilels right now

Hutton was a Canuck pick

WHITEBOIS BTFO

I said NHL

feet>skates

Where tf is Beoser

oilers barely hanging on, this looks bad.

in the hyperbolic time chamber

Better be some fights incoming from all these jabs

Oilers got this shit

Brock "bench warming" boeser?

Edmonton is such shit lol

mcmeme looking RATTLED

...

DEDMONTON LMFAO HAHAHAHAHAHA

just tuned in. how have the canucks cheated? no other explanation for them being ahead

>Losing to the 2017-2018 vancouver canucks
How will McReddit recover?

lmfao

Powerplay goal and then a lucky bounce on the next one

Who will score more goals this season, Ovi or Kane?

Edmonton defense decided to expose themselves

>who will score less

>edmonton

>these empty seats

>3DMONGOL1A PANTSOILERS

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>scam talbot

Thank you Horvat for exposing the shitty Edmongolian defense!

B O
O

SHOOK

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE OILERSS

I think we might win the President's Trophy for forced turnovers

>Edmongolia has a Surrey kid for their backup
LEL

He will know all about scoring then