The last jedi new lightsaber

Now that we have the title, any thoughts on if and what the new lightsaber design might be. Gotta have one to sell more merchandise!!

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Luke: Since I can't tell if Luke even has a lightsaber on him when Rey meets him, I'm thinking he either still has his Green saber, or completely abandoned his weapon long ago. Maybe he will use his old blue one in this movie. Maybe Luke will be so strong in the force that he doesn't even need a weapon.

Rey: She will either just use Luke's old blue one or I can see her constructing a retarded double bladed saber.

Kylo: he will still have his red crossguard saber

Snoke: we won't see him use a lightsaber

Knights of Ren: They will have a bunch of interesting weapons made for fighting lightsabers or maybe have some interesting crude sabers like Kylo Ren.

Benico Del Toro: Maybe he is another Knight of Ren or apprentice under Snoke. I'm sure he will have an obligatory red saber if he is.

Either way, expect to see LOTS of lightsabers.

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Rey is getting a double sided yellow

This actually exists as a toy.

Yes user. As a toy. Get over it.

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A weapon to surpass the metal gear.

Yeah this its the only logical conclusion since she uses that staff. Probably will be yellow too.

I hope to see some of these with built in helicopter rotors which can twirl the baldes fast enough to create lift

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A Mandalorian will show up using the Darksaber.

Possibly even Sabine, although if it is, we probably won't see her face.

Her ass is big

Blades shouldn't have enough mass to create lift.
They literally weigh nothing, only the hilt has weight to it.

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Disney's new canon says the blade does have weight. I have no idea how that's possible, but they established it in Rebels.

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Shouldn't there be a small saber rotating sideways to keep them from rotating along?

he remaining IG-88 uploaded his consciousness into a computer core destined for Death Star II. He succeeded in being uploaded, and was preparing to activate his program to take over all droids in the galaxy when it was destroyed. With his consciousness in the Death Star II, he would literally become the Death Star.

Emperor Palpatine was the only known person on the Death Star to suspect something was wrong after the uploading of the computer core with IG-88 inside. Before the station's destruction, he noticed a series of doors in his throne room opening and closing sporadically. IG-88 did this to show the Emperor that he was not all powerful. However, IG-88 was utterly baffled when it appeared that Emperor Palpatine used some unseen force to attempt to push the doors open. However, IG-88 exerted more force and was able to continue to keep the Emperor locked in, until he grew tired of the game and unlocked the door.

it's fictional nonsense technology in what might as well be lord of the rings in space

what a silly thing to get hung up on

They pull their dicks out and spin them.

that makes sense

Kek, came here to post this.

>the only logical conclusion
You Star Wars fans are fucking sick in the head

Literally what is being a sci-fi nerd

Oh. My. GOD

what about curved light sabers?

Curved lightsaber

>Manage to stealthily upload your consciousness to the Death Star
>Try and make Palpatine notice you are there
What an idiot.

lightsaber porn when?

>become the death star
>act like a ghost in a shitty horror movie

I DON'T CARE. Are there going to be any sluttty dressed woman in the next film like this ? Thats all I care about. Nothing more.

I CLAP WHEN I SEE NEW LIGHTSABERS

I CLAP WHEN I SEE TITS IN FILMS, AND ONLY WHEN I SEE TITS IN FILMS.

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What the fuck?

I can't imagine how you would do this in a way that doesn't look completely awful.

DUAL

DOUBLE

SIDED

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Do they even know how helicopters work? This is so fucking stupid.

Repulsorlifts in the handle. The lightsaber spinning is just for show.

>Practical merchandise

This is how you do it. None of this plastic lightsaber shit or bumperstickers.

The blades are made of plasma, they're not entirely weightless

>Blades shouldn't have enough mass to create lift.
>mass to create lift
how exactly do you think mass connects with lift in a rotor?

That's actually pretty cool.

Even admitting that the blades have weight (yuck), are they even shaped in the adequate way for their spinning to carry them upwards?

What the hell is happening.

Save Bastila for a pre-prequel instead of fusing her with Rey

You know you want one admit it

I'm assuming that they figured out how to fly using the Force and they're just using the spinning lightsabers to look cool.

The impractical Lightwhip

I'm okay with the idea of there being weird variants, but why would you ever want that over a gun or normal lightsaber?

FUCKHEADS

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she looks good the way she is

please no double bladed sabers in this movie

You would think with all the unnecessary flourishes with light sabers that you would think it would be more practical in using them in fear of getting a limb chopped off

to catch them off guard, try defending yourself against one of those.

also it isn't designed for duelling

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Something something the blades give off heat and it generates propulsion? idk

Only worked for Krell because he was a big guy.

why would they focus on her trademark staff without sticking a lightsaber blade on?

>LOTS of lightsabers
This makes me sad

That's no staff.

It was a dildo she formed out of scrap.

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That episode is so cool. The part at the end where Dogma shoots him through the chest while he's acting all smug is awesome. Gives me chills every time.

Rebels and TCW are good shows, you fucking shitlords

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They're great, but are totally killing Star Wars. I hate thinking of them as canon.

>Rebels
No
>Clone Wars
Yes

they're both canon, get over it

>killing Star Wars
>muh they are having new ideas and not sticking with that same thing over and over again.

really hard to suck one, put one in your anus and fuck the dog too.

No shit. Just saying that half of the retarded stories they give us make the Star Wars universe a bit lame.

I never said they weren't cannon, but TCW is objectively better than Rebels.

Tfw no rich socialite character whose trained for years fencing and bought a rare lightsabre on the black market and chalenges jedi to duels since he sees himself as a cultured gentleman

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Nothing wrong with new ideas. These just all seem to be shit.

well, yeah... but still

post the whole graffiti you hothead

>its all canon
>in other words, I have to believe that all this stupid shit happened to the characters before the movies
This is why prequels don't work as a concept
Star Wars should have stayed in the 80s

I'm hoping luke wont even have a lightsaber, like he's so in tune with the force that he does not care about some dumb laser sword.

unlikely though, disneys gotta sell dat merchandise.

>However, IG-88 was utterly baffled when it appeared that Emperor Palpatine used some unseen force to attempt to push the doors open. However, IG-88 exerted more force and was able to continue to keep the Emperor locked in, until he grew tired of the game and unlocked the door.

ho

and how he will fight with whoever he fights??

kylo and his knights

Jedi would tell him to fuck off. Sith would murder his ass

Rey had that staff thing she was trained with in force awakens; I would really enjoy seeing her still have a staff, but with a saber on the end. Something different and makes sense as she was already using something similar.

Did I ever tell you guys I had the titular line in Star Wars?

This.

Leave double blades and dual wields in the games where they belong. Keep the battles old school Plinkett-style with no wirefu. Each strike is with power and skill and the fear it might get through, not endless blurry tink tink tink until someone goofs when the director looks at his watch and decides it's time to move on.

FUG

Nope. You need some serious skill to make a double bladed lightsaber look good, that's why darth maul was just a stuntman covered in facepaint
Daisy would look ridiculous. I don't even remember her using the staff onscreen

Sabine is dead

I wouldn't mind a pike lightsaber for Rey

>gothsaber
Such a stupid concept.

by using the force to push them away and push their own swords into themselves

Prequels can be done right, it's just that writers/directors don't know when to stop with things that could potentially ruin the continuity.

>Luke will have his green (and blue) saber
>Rey will probably have a white/light blue (double bladed/pike) saber by IX, still using the blue one in VIII
>Kylo will have a red crossguard again, unsure if it'll be unstable
>Snoke... dunno, probably not

She's only 16 in Rebels. She wouldn't have died of natural causes between Rebels and TFA.

>There not sticking to old ideas and making new ones
>(((JJ Abrams))) copied The New Hope script then replaced the name Luke with Rey

Really fires up the ole frontal cortex lobe.

I could see that actually being an effective type of shield in universe. Its kinda surprising something like that doesnt already exist in the movies

Shit Im sorry I thought Sabine was the name of Obi wan gfs

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I don't think Disney would do that. Pink is stereotypically a girl's color.

Having Rey be the only Jedi to use a pink lightsaber simply because she's a girl would be viewed as sexist and supporting gender roles.