Couldnt focus on the rest of the movie after this milky hot piece of ass appeared

couldnt focus on the rest of the movie after this milky hot piece of ass appeared.
how many of you had to go knock one into the sink after she showed up?

I WASH OUR DINNER PLATES IN THAT SINK YOU GRUBBY LITTLE SHIT!

NO DINNER FOR YOU FOR A MONTH!

JUST WAIT UNTIL I GET MY HANDS ON YOU YOU LITTLE GOD DAMNED PERVERT!

bathroom sink, you stupid sack of shit.
it has a door that locks; kitchen doesn't.

How do you think Newt feels, knowing that he got cucked by a fat muggle and will never be with best girl?

Also why do you jack off into the sink? I find jacking off while standing up really uncomfy.

>Newt liking women

just needed a quick release.

then i went back to the movie to see how much more of her there was.

Newt seemed to not really know his preferences, if you know what i mean. i doubt he thinks he got cucked at all...

Who will Newt fuck then? Credence?

>"apple pie or strudel
>strudel has a phallic shape
>pie is old timey slang for pussy

What did Rowling mean by this?

I jack off into a cup then empty it in the sink.

>not drinking it
>letting your precious zinc and protein go to waste

I didnt jack off but she certainly caught my attention. Really hot lady. Post lewds.

>he doesnt have his own pocket dimension filled with housegoblins to jack off into when he needs a quickfap

Mugglecucks have no shame

>his load fits in a cup
What?

this is redmayne's character right?

maybe.

>It is rumoured that Honoria, the aunt of Albus Dumbledore, called off her engagement to a wizard because she was shocked to catch him in the act of fondling some Horklumps (although she insisted it was because he was cold-hearted)

What does this mean?

Redmayne looks transgendered normally I don't know how to describe it.

both beastwaifus were top quality in different ways

>tfw you will never see Newt and Queenie having lesbian sex
>tfw you will never watch them gently caressing, kissing and fingering each other and listen to their soft moans and giggles

Apparently she looks exactly like my cousin. She's ok not amazing.

My senpai has god tier genes.

nigga why would you fondle a mushroom

Post your cousin

literally made my dick hard in the cinerma, especially with that accent

I honestly thought from the thumbnail that this was a semi-ironic trap-Redmayne post

I jacked off to both anyway. Not in the sink though, that's fucking inefficient. If God had wanted us to cum into sinks he wouldn't have made hands so good at holding cum

>watching Fantastic Beasts with sister
>Eddie is onscreen
>mfw sister puts her hand down her panties

>Went to see this with some cousins,
>this scene happens
>look over at my cousin
>Fantastic Breasts and Where to Find Them

She's fucking perfect
Her and the fat muggle were the best parts of the movie, and I'm disappointed in the lack of lewds of those two.

He canonically marries Tina

pics dont do her justice in showing how insanely hot she is in this movie.

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