Licked and fingered my gf's asshole last night

>licked and fingered my gf's asshole last night

nice

that's fucking gross

isn't asshole fingering pretty standard sexual conduct? it's pretty much vanilla. asshole licking however is something i don't think i could bring myself to do unless she was super attractive and could fool myself into believing that her asshole would taste pleasant

That was me in a wig faggot

I literally puke.

>pretty much vanilla.
i don't think so

most hook-ups get mad if i try to bring the ass into play

That's kinda gay

groce

pics or it didn't happen

gouda is the best dutch cheese

eww I bet your finger smells funny you better not be touching shit op

it's not vanilla for a hookup but it's bound to happen sooner or later if you're dating

fingered my own asshole today haha

good post

Next step, have her cut her asshole with a knife and take blood shit in toilet while you watch over a cell phone video

what are girls assholes acutally like though? like do people ever touch it without the girl having just had a shower? because even without hair i would assume they still have microscopic shit particles and smell on it like everyone right

it smells kinda dirty but arousing at the same time
then again, americans don't have bidets so unless i knew for a fact that she used baby wipes i wouldn't do it to an american girl

They smell good, unless your a faggot

Think of a male cat sniffing a females cats asshole, same thing, and you know your cat isnt a faggot

girls assholes taste like skin aka nothing. u gotta do it nigga. then u fuck em in the ass and bust a nut inside her tight rectum. doing that is the equivalent of breaking a wild stallion.

no feel quite like it

>pusey caca

how can an asshole taste like nothing

Well it tastes like shit but you pretend it taste like nothing

it tastes like sweat dude. wtf? do you not wipe? also girls have no ass hairs so there's nothing to contain the scent. only way the bhole smells is if she ate beans or beef or something.

It really doesn’t. It’s not like you’re shoving your tongue in as far as possible. I’ve licked three girl’s buttholes. No taste or aroma. I’ve come across more smelly vaginas than buttholes. Most females who enjoy assplay take care of the region. I’d eat a butthole over sucking toes any day of the week.

how is it physically possible to shit out of something using only dry paper to wipe and you claim it "tastes like nothing"?

and yeah the hair question is mainly what i meant, if it helps them

Girls don’t poop idiot.

I've eaten quite a few booties and they haven't tasted like anything. just go for it. i'm getting 60-40 positive-negative reactions

also: don't eat some hoe booty though. she's gotta be a pure honey. if it's the town tart get away from the ass.

stop eating man ass justin

I remember when this was I was 14 too

>chile
>fingers own asshole
Doesn't surprise me

do you eat ass after a girls long day or night of a party, or like do they have to shower beforehand

eh no hard rules. usually with a girl i've slept with before and just a regular date/netflix & chill night. alternatively, take a shower beforehand and fuck and ask her then. girls have rimmed me too after that.

t. afraid to explore his sexuality

>all these ass faggots
Can't believe what I'm reading on here. Degenerate as fuck. I've been married with my girl for 12 years, 3 kids. Anything with the ass is gay. Find God.

this
im a pure virgin

I have diarrhoea please don't talk about asses

If I find God can I ask him why he put the male g spot in the ass>

So you can control you poop, retard.

Protestants would be much pleasant to be around if you didn’t have that holier than thou attitude. You’re not much different from a raging feminist or vegan

This has nothing to do with sports you retard. Reported.

If you have any moral standard whatsoever you have a "holier than thou" attitude. Do you look down on pedophiles? Would you tell them it's wrong? Holier than thou. You're just upset because we won't affirm whatever perversion you're into.

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But...the poop

Jarita please don't fuck it up on tuesday
thanks

>girls have no ass hairs
watching too much porn bro

So... This is the power of American Sup Forums.

maybe they pluck em or something. hell if I know dude I just eat em.

Canadians are dirty and it's awesome. They know a lot about ass eating. I licked a strippers asshole once while she was giving me a lap dance. She laughed and was surprised but I could tell she thought I was the man for doing it. It smelled and tasted like nothing. She did miss a single anus hair though and I remember feeling it on my tongue right on her rim.

DEY EAT DA POO POO

lads, dont finger your gf's anus. it will totally ruin the moment foi her even if she wont show

>licked and fingered my gf's asshole last night
No butt sex

>licked
11 diseases possible from doing that.
all of them fucking nasty.
enjoy.

My favorite sport

>tfw that Ugandan pastor was right all along, but we didn’t listen
Now EVERYONE eat da poo poo

don't most people take a shower after they shit or am I the only one?