Character mortally insults mob boss

>Character mortally insults mob boss
>'I like this kid, he's got balls'

I legit hate this one two op

>other character accidentally slightly disrespects same boss later
>instantly killed

Different people react differently to a scenario. Although I have to agree the scenario you are describing has been over-used.

Except for this guy

>Character mortally insults mob boss
>'I like this kid, he's got balls'
>Beats character
>"But don't think you can talk to me like that"

>mob bloodies up protagonist
>laughs

>trips
WHO'S THE LITTLE PRICK NOW TOMMY?

>two men are arguing

>stronk no nonsense woman tells them to stop their dick measuring contest

>mob movies

>characters eating at a dinner table
>mob boss walks in
>someone takes a bite
>boss makes a big deal out of it and throws his food on the floor

"Mortally insults"? He insults him so hard he fucking dies?

>I like you, kid. You remind me of me when I was your age. You're hired!

"You trying to steal from the Don Bot?"
"Trying to, but he's not making it easy."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAH

>When do you need this task to be completed?
>Yesterday.

>How do you know this is going to work?
>I don't.

>YOU DISOBEYED A DIRECT ORDER COMING HERE TO HELP ME
>But thanks.

>dorky nice guy beats the mean Chad bully and gets the girl in the end

Four Brothers

>the quantum reactor needs fixing like this and that!
>how much time will it take?
>60 hours!
>you got 2!

>Character mortally insults mob boss
>'I like this kid, he's got balls'
>Boss tells his guards to kill him.

>You wearing a wire new guy I just met
>No
>Great welcome aboard

Why don't you go fuck yourself, Tommy?

In a van.

>scientist explains something in Spanish
>"In English, doc!"
>"L-lo siento."

>Bright light shines
>It makes a sound

>Character ejaculates all over mob boss
>"I like this kid, he's got spunk."

>Character vomits all over mob boss
>"I like this kid, he's got ooze."

>Character gets stabbed in the stomach
>"I like this kid; he's got guts."
They were inside him all along!

>Character vomits unknown substance all over French mob boss
>"I like this kid, he's got a certain je ne sais quoi."

>Character mortally insults mob boss
>Henchman: "you gonna pay for this!"
>Mob boss: "Don't touch him... I like this kid, he's got balls"

>Italian character mortally insults mob boss
>"I like this kid, he's got meatballs"

do people mention balls in current year movies?

>Character doesn't insult mob boss
>"I like this kid, he's got low testosterone."

>Baby goat insults mob boss
>"I like this kid."

Why don't you go fuck yourself, OP?

>anons post mob boss tropes
>"I like this thread"

Who was in the wrong here?

>Character insults mob boss
>"I like this kid, he's probably a republican"

...

>Character insults mob boss
>"pizza pasta spaghetti!"

>Underage character insults pedo mob boss
>"I like this kid's balls."

Rewatched Batman Begins today. Nice one, OP.

Name 4,358,822 kinos where this happens

>two characters of similar strength and skill are fighting
>they just punch the absolute shit out of eachother
>meaty impact sounds and generic fight scene shots
>a couple of quips here and there
>they should both be bloody piles of pulp by now

Mob Boss Insult
Mob Boss Insults 2-4,358,822
they are classics i can't believe you've never seen them

>mob boss rips characters organs out
>"I like this kid, he's got guts!"

>Mob boss shows up to dangerous meeting

>Character insults evil villain
>"I like this honka honka
>Let's his girl fuck the character

Really?

>"No sir, it takes a man to say I'm with her."
They aren't even trying anymore

kekd

>Character assumes mob boss's gender
>"I like this kid! But it's not my place to decide if he has balls or not"

>'Am I right Vinny? Look at this kid, he ain't aftaid of nothin'!'
>'I dunno boss, I wanna shoot this slimy son of a bitch. That's right asshole, you think you're tough sayin' that shit here?'
>'Woah there, calm your tits. I wanna see where this goes.'

I like this

HE'S GOT BOOLS

>one of the villain's cronies says something
>villain slowly starts laughing
>all cronies start laughing
>villain suddenly stops laughing and bangs his fist on the table, angry

Gababools

underrated

>Travelling ball salesman insults mob boss
>"This kid has way too many balls, to be perfectly honest."

Joe Pesci was always in the wrong in this movie.

If two men are arguing in front of a woman it's usually to impress her. In such a case it's a good idea to shut them up.

>*FWI-ZOOSH*

>mob boss insults character
>"This mob balls has boss"

>redditrama
*tips fedora*

lmao

>character insults mob boss on social media
>"I like this kid, he's got likes"

haha my mom bought me this same shirt wtf

You should consider getting out of that relationship as fast as you can

>Character mortally insults mob boss
>"Peecha chakka no wookie boonowa tweepi solo, ho ho ho"

Kill yourself

>If two men are arguing in front of a woman it's usually to impress her

Not everything is about you, sweetheart.

>Not intentionally telling the captain a longer time than actually needed..

Are women really so retarded they actually think we give this much of a shit about them

I'm not saying men don't argue in the absence of women. Sup Forums is proof that they do. I'm saying if they're arguing in front of a woman it's usually to come come out as a winner in front of her than just win the argument.

I say this as a man who loves to argue and will go on to demonstrate that by replying to every reply to me. So it's best to not reply and concede.

cucks do

>it's impossible for two guys to just be arguing with a woman present

Could you be any fucking gayer

Deneiro
>You let him get away with that?
He knew he was crazy and still pushed him on.

>I say this as a man who loves to argue

Could've fooled me. You sound just like a conceited woman.

>token black gangster does something stupid
>gets whacked brutally

Every fuckin time.

>Low level orc insults head orc
>"Looks like balls are back on the menu, lads!"

Pic related is you

Nice typo faggot I bet you stutter and get all flustered when you argue too

It's definitely possible. But the mere presence of a woman makes the argument about coming out on top in her eyes.

It's the same as playing any sport. Men play sports without women present all the time. But as soon as a woman is present and watching the game will become about impressing her. Unless of course you're doing it professionally.

>coming out on top in her eyes
you might not be that gay after all

>Character morally insults mob boss
>'I like this kid, he's got balls'
>mob boss unzips his pants

>But the mere presence of a woman makes the argument about coming out on top in her eyes

I don't usually say this because it's a petty insult, but you legit sound like a thirsty virgin.

>But the mere presence of a woman makes the argument about coming out on top in her eyes.

So you're acknowledging that women are conceited retards who think everything is about them, and the men aren't trying to impress her.

>Mobster shakes someone's hand
>pulls out a knife with the other hand and stabs him

Where?
Sure. Only nu-males have ever implied that sexual power plays dictate our behaviour.

Pretty sure Jimmy just thought the kid would catch a beating not get gunned down

GOT EEEEEEEEMMMMMMM

>Woman goes into the bedroom with character
>woman takes all her clothes off, revealing her nude body to the character
>'I like this kid, he's got balls'

>character looks in the direction of a mob guy the wrong way
>mob guy gets butthurt and kills the guy's entire family and dog

kek

Holy shit go back to redtit

Only a numale would defend how retarded women are and act like it's the man's fault.

Watch it, Spider

gtfo faggots we're about kids balls in here

Lol. I get it. Unless it wasn't intentional and tou are dumb.

>"and will go on to demonstrate that by replying to every reply to me."
>only replies to like 1 person despite having 6 million replies
weak

>weak loser character cheats his way through difficult contest
>means of cheating are suddenly taken away before finale
>wins anyway

not funny
where's the punchline?