/nfl/ general

Will this be the week Tiki starts cutting himself? Edition

LAC:Mike Williams (back) to debut in Week 6
OAK:'Good chance' Derek Carr returns in Week 6
TEN:Hamstring injury to cost Mariota 2-4 weeks
PHI:Wendell Smallwood not expected to play Sunday
FA:Josh Lambo to work out for Bucs on Monday
GB:Aaron Jones worked with first team this week
TEN:Titans expected to be without Marcus Mariota
OAK:OAK 'preparing' to start E.J. Manuel Sunday
PIT:Martavis Bryant will play Sunday vs. Jaguars
OAK:Marshawn Lynch in line for heavy workload
SF:49ers RT Trent Brown could get offseason deal
GB:Davante Adams cleared, likely to play Sunday

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Oh hey Tiki, how's it going?

Pantsers aren't ready

Truth biscuit on prime time against the league's best D - what could go wrong?

if you missed the pics in discord already then that's too bad i'm not reuploading them

things to note from Chulula Hotsauce on my penis:
- It didn't burn like I thought It would
- all it did was make my pubes sticky
- not a good enough punishment

Tiki does so much for this general and this board, i think it's time we start appreciating him

time to btfo some jagoffs

>tfw 5-11

It's not fair, bros

trying new stuff, go here, we'll recycle this thread

For future reference I've heard IcyHot is bad

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Worst /nfl/ OP I've ever seen

our passing D is legit so say goodbye to antonio brown.

literally who?

packers vs cowboys - which team will hit 40 worst?

I only want two wins, Jets and the Chargers, just to show we're getting better. Plus, 2018 draft will help.

jets are good though. if kizer could hit an open target maybe you'd have a chance

Fuck 10am games.

Our running game can beat your run defense, your pass defense beats our passing game. If Kizer is throwing, we're losing.

bell's gonna do some work today i bet
might be a fun game

pls try my thread

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You may only respond to this post if your team has 16+ home games per year

what running game? crowell running it up the middle for -2 yards?

>480 posts early

Tell me about EJ Manuel. Can he at least hold the fort until carr's back?

I think he's good, but not being used correctly by Hue. Plus we have Duke. I think we have a chance, but most likely Hue will stick to Kizer, and you'll get 3 interceptions.

Zeke is gonna Feast today. Watch out puckers

I'll never understand the Browns or any bad team having a win first mentality. You suck develop your QB for a season, draft well next season and field a real team. Instead.

>draft young QB
>alright guys we're going to sit him and develop him we expect to be bad anyway
>OH FUCK WE'RE BAD HOW DID THIS HAPPEN
>throw the young QB out their with 0 o line and an adequate receiver
>FUCK OUR YOUNG QB HAS BEEN INJURED AND HAS 0 CONFIDENCE
>repeat

Go easy on us our quarterback is one of the worst in history

you can at least banter a lil, wtf browns fans can only think of the most negative outcome

my Seahawks need to get this W. Schedule does not get easier.

>Kizer
>Keenum
>Glennon
>Flacco
>Bortles

They get every game this season gift-wrapped.

Worried about the boys but Hitchens and Irving are back. I expect Dak to actaully play well. It's a toss up anytime you play Aaron Rodgers. Fuck him,

exactly how many points do you think you're going to lose by today?

might be easier to predict how many injuries the Rams defense is going to induce

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didn't think about that. holy fuck not a single top 20 qb in that mix

So many good games today. i for one am most excited about the #1 pick owl (clots vs nanners)

Redskins were really slept on. I'm worried they will win the division this year desu.

>Patriots
>16-0
every time

>browns draft 3 players before a QB
>most expensive o-line in nfl
>will most likely get qb more weapons with 200 draft picks we have

user, the Browns are over here playing 4-D Chess. Just give then a year or two.

Continue to doubt, it makes him stronger

Sweet jesus they’re still mentioning Cam’s “casual sexism” on sportscenter

Plz feel better

Stick to local radio, or NFL Network if you need to watch something, SportsCenter is cancer.

but are they countering with the reporter's rayciss tweets?

Have you noticed the 'casual uptick' in female commentators/reporters? :^)

I'm praying that the Giants lose this game

NOPE it’s some dumb bitch complete trashing him right now like saying how she know routes just as good as any male.....

Hue will probably make Kizer throw on most plays again. The fucking guy is going to destroy the kid's confidence. I don't even think Kizer should be starting at all, let alone throw 40 times a game

Go browns, going with my dad today

d'aww

hope it's a good one browns bro

>a crucial catch
a.k.a. a thing that no current Browns receiver is capable of

Well we're fucked, EJ is starting

>Marcus Mariota expected not to play for another week at least
The only good thing going for us is that if Cassel manages to be somewhat decent most of the teams we play next are beatable.

white boy should have bent the knee

d-leet dis

dont hate on browns fans they hate on themselves enough with their loyalty, leave them be

jealous as a jets fan. may the worst team win!

Carr won't be able to play until Mariota is healthy

>be browns fan
>live is wisconsin
>want to watch a football game
>$200 to watch a packer game
>could get a browns ticket for $20
>LOLANON ISNT PACKER FANBASE DA BEST?!

Man, enjoy it you lucky bastard. I'll be listening to the game on radio.

Iggles pls dont choke

These tickets were $100

>Losing to the fucking Bears
Truly has my noggin a-joggin................

>NFL Network Insider Ian Rapoport reported Sunday morning that the 0-4 head coach is not at risk of any brash mid-season firing after stumbling to a disappointing start.

>"Ben McAdoo is not in trouble," Rapoport reported on NFL GameDay Morning. "The Giants believe he is still a future very successful coach. He actually went to the playoffs last year. This is expected to be just a blip on the radar for the Giants."

I just want you guys to be good so the 2020 Lions Browns Super Bowl can shake the NFL to it's core.

>tfw Kizer is the new Tim Couch

Not again

>eagles

I am a Browns fan, m8

user, I would cry tears of joy if that happened.

I laughed when Rap said "This is not a team that makes quick decisions."

What's the most kino owl matchup

Welcome Giants to your decade of despair. Enjoy as management makes retarded decisions as they stay loyal to guys who fail at their job and trade away your entire future for flashy moves. Steelers will be following you shortly.

Browns lions

We'll always have the 50's.

Rams v Bills

>we'll

Texans Cowboys

Jets Cowboys

Lions Bills

Both teams would want to win but would be happy for the other if they won

>Ford owns the Lions
>family worked for Ford
>parts that my family made for Ford help pay for the Lions

maybe thats why they both havent because they're total cucks

Why is it that Euros are so good at not posting in generals, and making tons of soccer threads, but NFL fans always just keep it to the general? It might be worth it to not post in this general so much and make more football threads on their own

We're getting the number one pick and there's nothing you can do about it

Texans vs Cowboys in Texas. Any other answer is shit. His will he done.

Cowboys-Chargers if Chargers gain any traction in LA

because they have only 1 (one) sport

Raiders Cowboys

some particularly good ones

>eagles/steelers

The inter-state matchup is hard to resist. But this is of a higher quality than matchups you would find in Florida or California. Pittsburgh and Philly are very different and have totally different cultures. Plus, the coloration would be grand

>Giants/Jets

Pretty similar reason, the matchup here is just very tasty. And, again, the combination of uniform colors would be fantastic.

>Packers/Patriots

Fun as it is to hate on these teams, it's hard to deny this matchup wold be irresistible and a must watch.

>Raiders/Vikings

I just like the names. Raiders vs Vikings

you just KNOW

chiefs redskins
savageb owl

Winning is all that matters in an honorable engagement of the only true nonmeme NFL BROSHIP.

>The Bills' uniforms in its first two seasons were based on those of the Detroit Lions at the time. The team's original colors were Honolulu blue, silver and white, and the helmets were silver with no striping. There was no logo on the helmet, which displayed the players' numbers on each side.
>Ralph Wilson the Bills long time owner was originally a minority owner of the Detroit Lions

>yfw both teams wear throwbacks in the OWL

Titans/Cowboys

How is Aaron playing for two teams at once?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I think Texas would explode in excitement.

How is it even possible to be that bad for that long?

>chargers have lost 12 one possession games since 2016

That's the real gem here

>Rasm
Jeff Fisher

Hmm

one is Rogers, the other is his Discount Double, why do you think he always checks for it?

>tfw bye week
>but it means >our defense gets a chance to be brought back to life
i guess im happy?