Authority is not given to you to deny the return of the king, Stuart!

>Authority is not given to you to deny the return of the king, Stuart!

Really broke my immersion. Why give him such a common name in a world filled with so much fantasy?

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that genuinely made me laugh, well done op

heh

sensible chuckle

>My name is Isaac Schrader

I thought his name was Hank?

Steward. Denothor was Steward of Gondor not king. The last king disappeared going to Minas Morgul and presumed dead.

thats the joke faggot
get out

>You fool! Norman can kill me!

Then why was Eowyn able to kill him?

>Steward. Denothor
Who's this Steward Denothor? That's a strange way to spell Stewart.

It's Strange.

Why didn't they just call him Stewie then?

kek

ITT LotR lines that made you cringe or roll your eyes

>"We would need at least a year to reach Mordor on foot!"
>"You have one hour."

>"No man can kill me"
>"I am no man!"
>"I like this girl she's got spunk"

you're closer than you know. The House of Stuart (Stewards) is what Tolkien was referring to.

>No CIS white male can kill me
>did you just assume my gender

Kek.

>We've held Helms Deep as long as we can, Aragorn. Their numbers are too great
>Sure looks that way. Time for plan B
>What's plan B?
>RUUUUUNNNNNNNN!!!!

...

Detecting meme potential

>Mouth of Sauron: ...
>Aragorn: ...
>Mouth of Sauron: ...
>Aragorn: ...
>Mouth of Sauron: This is weird.
>Aragorn: Sorry, I didn't know who should talk first

>I BYPASSED THE COMPRESSOR, GANDALF.

What?

And I thought he was called Nigel...

That's as much of a joke as FOR YOU BIG GUY and any cuck related shit. Jokes are funny, shitposting is not.

its funny
why you roamin here anyways?

"This is the One Ring, forged by Sauron in the fires of Orodruin in the depths of Mordor, to wield-"
"WHOA! English, Gandalf!"

someone get this hothead out of here

...

...

>The gates of Moria were designed to be impossible to be hacked by your ordinary wizard
>so how are we gonna get in Gandalf?
>I'm not your ordinary wizard
*BEEP BEEP*
>Got it! We're in

>The one ring can only be destroyed in the fire of Mt Doom where it was forged
>"How do you know?!"
>I was the one who made it

>War of the Ring scene
>It Ain't Me starts playing

>"Don't do it Mr. Frodo, if you kill Sauron, you'll become just like him"
>"You're righ Sam"
>they walk away
>Sauron picks up a knife when their backs are turned and attacks them while screaming
>he trips and falls into Mt. Doom

Jackson is a hack

>frodo gets stung by kankra
>jizz coming out of his mouth
>SHARE THE LOAD
>record scratch
>yup that's me you're probably wondering how i ended up in this situation

its like raimi directed this shit

>Nazguls surround Frodo
>Frodo slips on ring
>Nazguls step back alarmed
>"H-h-he's got a ring!!"
>Boss Nazgul steps forward and draws sword
>"You idiots! We've ALL got rings!"
>Frodo looks at camera, music pauses
>"Can't blame a guy for trying, right?"

FUCKING KEK!

>Merry and Pippin search the flooded ruins of Isengard and discover a barrel of pipeweed
>cut to a long establishing shot of Isengard with bong smoking noises

>Denethor gets knocked back onto the funeral pyre by Gandalf's horse
>gets lit ablaze and runs out to the overlook
>leaps to his death to the battle below
>Gandalf: "He's gonna feel THAT one in the morning."

>Authority is not given to you to deny the return of the king, steward!
>THE RULE OF GONDOR IS MINE! AND NO OTHERS!!!
>*Gandalf storms away angrily*
>"Hrrmph! We'll just see about that."

Lost

>P-O-T-A-T-O-E-S. Boil 'em, mash 'em, take them from the Irish and let them starve.

>Oh! It's that way.
>No, but the air doesn't smell so foul down here.
>*holds nose* Woowee!

>turn left here
>swerve into shelob's cave
>your other left!

This scene in RotK always put me off.

>Frodo: damn it Sam, your little stunt with the lambas bread has really got Smeagol breathing down my neck
>Sam: Mr. Frodo, I can ex-
>Frodo: I don't want to hear it Sam, I want your cloak and dagger on my desk immediately, I'm taking you off the case
>Sam: awwh come on Mr. Frodo, you can't do that, we're so close...
>Frodo: I can and I will Sam, I'm giving the case to Gollum
>Sam: this is bullshit Mr. Frodo, Gollum is a terrible companion
>Frodo: go home and spend time with your family Samwise, that's an order

>Aragon: It's Gandalf the Grey!
>Gimli: But he isn't Grey anymore.
>Legolas: Gandalf, what should we call you now?
>Gandalf: Call me Gandalf.......
>Gandalf: Gandalf the White.

BRAVO NOLAN

...

>no man can kill me
>im not a man
>A guy opens his door and gets shot and you think that of me? No. I am the one who knocks!

>*record scratch*
>*freeze frame*
>Yup, that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I ended up in this situation...

>We could let HER do it...
>Yes. She could do it...
>Yes, precious she could. And then we takes it once they're dead!
>...
>They're right behind me aren't they?

good one

Nice

>Looks like meat's back on the menu, boys!
>I'll have what he's having!

kek

>They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!
>Get in. I know a shortcut

>"Well Eagles work like... here look at this"
>Gandalf gets out a piece of paper and folds it in half before poking a pencil through
I nearly walked out of the theater.

>Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul,
>Ash nazg thrakatulûk agh burzum-ishi krimpatul.

>Whoah, you kiss your mother with that mouth?

>How do we know we can trust you Gollum?
>You don't, but I'm your best shot.

Top fucking Kek user

>one does not simply wok into mordor
>good thing Sam didn't pack any

>you and what army?
>this army
Oh wait that one actually happened

>This day does not belong to one man, but to all.
> Let us together rebuild this world that we may share in the days of peace.

>I've paid my dues. Time after time. . .

>Elrond: "Nine companions. So be it. You shall be the Fellowship of the Ring. "
>Gandalf: "I'm gettin' too old for this shit..."

>"Bring forth the ring, Frodo"
>"I wouldn't do that if I were you!"

>Balrog pulls Gandalf into the chasm
>Gandalf: "Damn, I was a week from retirement"

>I would be dead before I see the ring in the hands of an elf!
>Hey, Gimli. Meet your new partner.

>hey strider
>strider? that's a name i haven't heard in a long time

>Gandalf: We can not get out...they are coming
>Pippin knocks bucket down chasm
>Gandalf: Aw hell NAW!

Did he even have a last name? dropped at this moment

Benedict Strange.

>run you fools!
>sam looks in to camera: "you don't have to tell me twice"

what were they thinking?

What was the name of that space movie that did that exact scene?

but during the stone age

>legolas what do your elf eyes see?
>i can smell the psychosphere
shit was edgy af

Event Horizon

>Sam: I can't carry it for you, But I can carry you!
>Sam picks up Frodo
>Sam: oh boy! Eatin too much lembas bread mr Frodo?? Heh!

>legolas begins skating down the stairs again in Minas Tirith
>miscalculates and sails over the ramparts
>battle music stops
>goes straight into a troll's mouth
>troll swallows and belches
>camera cuts to a confused orc tilting its head

Underrated

Spaceballs

MILDLY ADEQUATE/10

Interstellar

>and your other dagger

Gimli: Legolas! The Mumakil!
Legloas: *whips out bow" Say hello to my little friend

>Jon Snow
>Ned Stark

I mean, come on. Is GoT only popular because of random nudity and porno swears?

>Nine companions. So be it. You shall be the Fellowship of the Ring
>puts cigar in his mouth
>i love it when a plan comes together

>Frodo and Sam are standing atop mount doom
>Frodo says "It's over, it's done"
>Sam says "Yes Mr. Frodo, truly we are the The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King: The Official Game of the Movie"

>Gimli! Go flank the invaders!
>And why exactly should I take orders from an elf?
>*Legolas surfs a shield down a flight of stairs, killing 5 orcs along the way*
>Aragorn! We've got to flank the invaders!

>Orcs: Helm's Deep is ours, nothing can stop us now!
>Gandalf: Not so fast, orcs, I shall smite thee back to the grounds from which you spawned
>Orc: Oh yeah? You and what army?
>*Rohirrim Arrive*
>Uruk-Hai: That army!

youtube.com/watch?v=v_BK-kuQ-Fo

Holy fuck

LOVE TARS

>Poh-Tay-Toes
>Boil 'em
>Mash 'em
>and baby, you got a stew goin'

>"To catch a fish, so juicy sweet"
>Entire cast walks on and begins a 7 minute musical number

What the fuck is wrong with you? Did you actually thing that was funny. Did you type that out and read it and go
>Hahaha this is so funny everyone will laugh and say "my sides!" And "kek"

No, you didn't. You just wrote some bullshit and expected us to take it.

It's sick, you're sick. This is some fucking bullshit. This is one of the shittiest boards and you still managed to let us down. Honestly, what the hell were you even thinking? No, you weren't thinking, and that was the problem.

Your post doesn't contribute to anything in any way. It doesn't utilize the source material at all. You could have at least made a hobbit joke or some shit.

I mean, come on. What the fuck man? Do you have a girlfriend? Does she actually think you're funny? Because I guarantee you she's only laughing at your dick you goddamn manlet.

I mean really, at this point just kill yourself. An hero. Neck yourself. Jump. Pull the trigger. Do whatever.

This board is shitty enough as it is without any need of you. You have no power here. Hell, you probably have no power over life. It's disgusting. I am disgusted by you.

>reggae starts playing

Retarded fucking meme.

for you

d@ng son...

Underrated.

>Legolas: Lembas bread. One small bite is enough to fill the stomach of a grown man!
>he walks away
>merry shoots pippin a look
>Merry: How many did you eat?
>Pippin: Four.

I can actually see this one being a legitimate scene, nice work user.

Had a hearty kek