You may only post in this thread if your cunt is at least a Global Power

You may only post in this thread if your cunt is at least a Global Power.

Not so fast Germany, France, and Russia!

>You may only post in this thread if your cunt

>cunt
>CUNT

>being this new

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> Local powers such as Turkey
disregarded

alhamdulillah!

>France
>Regional power
>Has literally military and naval bases on every fucking continent
>Lots of nukes

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Nice try, Kingdom of England and Wales.

We're the 2nd most powerful cunt we can have ramps if we want them

>is French
Oh right.

> A FUCKING LEAF

Name me one impressive thing France has done since Napoleon

>uk

> Australia sucks at diplomacy
Fuck you

Hey now the Maginot Line was really impressive until the Germans just sort of went around it but it looked great

>diplomacy
Lol wut

>China above us in terms of Technology

Also got the world's largest flag on the south pole too ya frog

Britain hasn't invented anything good since Australia

> shitposting is the continuation of diplomacy by other means

So, is Russia a local or regional power?

:^)

>germoney most popular

>His country has a worse military than SPAIN
>He thinks he has military power
Hahahahaha

> bear vs. Dragon when?

Why hello, reddit!

Germany has less influence on the world than Japan?

Or Britain

Countries with higher diplomacy than Australia:
> India
> Cuba
> Turkey
> Iran
> Libya
> Venezuela
> Czechia, which apparently exists
> Morocco
> Indonesia
> Argentina
> Algeria
> Nigeria
> Pakistan
> Portugal

>UK makes shitty ramp carrier with no nuclear power
>brags that it's almost as good as a Nimitz
>US just so happens to create a new class of ship to replace the Nimitz at around the same time
>everybody is comparing the gargantuan USS Gerald R. Ford to the tiny HMS Queen Elizabeth
>all the butthurt Brits say "Wh-Wh-Why would we want to beat the Gerald Ford? We're just a regional power, stupid! Everybody will tell you that! There's no shame in it!"

>Hungary has a stronger military than Bestkorea

looks like your endless shitposting did pay off in the end mate

They're American nukes

We are the unparalleled beer superpower.

Name one impressive thing Britain has ever done (conquering third world shitholes isnt one)

France until the fall of Napoleon was god-tier (able to take on all Europe by itself)
Then it became Britain-tier (conquering only backward shitholes, needing allies to win european wars...etc)

People feel like France suffered a huge downfall because it passed from godly to average
Meanwhile, Britain was always meh

>UK makes shitty ramp carrier with no nuclear power

The ramp means short take-off and you don't need a fucking runway 100 miles long.

US carriers are big fat sitting ducks.

That does seem a bit weird. All China seems to be capable of is copying.

Well, chinesse hackers steal shitload of blueprints from Europe and US every year.

Britain has always played Europe against itself, and continues to do so to this very day.

>Economy
>China #1
Wut?

>Popularity
>1. Germany
Where did it all went wrong?

>Poland
>regional power
In toilet scrubbing.

> French Revolutionary Wars

You did a great job beating yourself there

china bought all the us bonds

China is the faster growing economy in the whole of planet world

Underrated.

This was five years ago, you've been invaded by kebab and have slid at least 2 places on almost all of these.

Biggest domestic market in the whole world.

What would make you say that?
As opposed to you, we don't have to beg the US to develop a missile to carry our nukes.
You always were island jews. A nation of shopkeepers, to quote someone.

>beating yourself

Sure...

>5 years ago

>Literally France vs the entire world: The War

>popularity
>israel at the bottom

Goood

Global economic power reporting in.

Not so fast, UK.

Yes, but it's a enormous bubble, it's pumped only by infrastructure investments. This isn't going to end well.

It's pretty ironic because France developped its own nuclear programm independently (despite the US opposing it) while Britain literally sucked the US until they gave them some

Nigger, modern carriers use propulsion systems to launch planes. Look at the image I posted. The planes start at the back of one of the two white strips. The majority of the size of a carrier is for plane storage. Ramps are for plebs who can't into carrier design.

>his carrier isn't nuclear powered
>he thinks a pointless ramp will save it

Not entirely true, though they certainly benefitted from the US Manhattan project since some bong scientists worked there.

>thread not started by a Strayan

>being anything other than a super power
lmao
m
a
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Today wars are fight economical. USA is still fighting against the EU, and they won another battle with Brexit. The battle of Greece weakened the EU pretty heavily and Brexit will do the same.

yeah sure
but that doesn't mean your a more powerful nation than the UK
it matters more if you maintain connections with your former colonies.
have fun getting most of Africa and Indochina to fight along side you in a war.

meanwhile

our former colonies (the anglosphere)
includes USA , Canada,Australia(who will most of the time fight with us) and new Zealand.
the only major colonies we lost who could be of use in a war is south Africa and India

>Costa Rica's military power better than 25 countries
>Costa Rica has no army

>includes USA , Canada,Australia(who will most of the time fight with us) and new Zealand
All countries where you exported your own population to replace the native one.
France never had a big emigration wave.
A side effect of the British Isles being an absolutely awful place, really.

damn that thing is a beast

>Japan above French and German.
>britan suddenly world power.
i will go now.

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You're the only european country to have ever praticized a "genocide and replace" type of colonization (which gave birth to your only 4 successful colonies out of the 200 or so you had).

France never genocided locals to replace them with whites
All our former colonies are equal to your non-white colonies (Sudan, Egypt, Iraq, Bengladesh, Guyana...etc)

>too big to dock at Portsmouth
BULLY

doesn't matter if our interests are protected
also
not to be rude our take away from your point which IMO is correct
look at your current demographics compared to ours
in the long run you have been fucked over far more and you also have far less options in terms of places to move to /white flight options
all i can think of off the top of my head is montreal.
we can go to any of our former colonies with relative safety (apart from South Africa)
we would be safe in India if we all emigrated there, you wouldn't be in Indochina etc.

>uk better than France

Honhon

I speak right now an American language, because the most powerfull country of the humankind's history has been made by France

>Muuuuh 13 colonies

France has a better army, more nukes and a more diversified industry. End of the game consanguineous insulars.

Oh by the way. Since the pound will be weaker than the euro and the french economy is better than uk's, I'll come now in your lands to fuck high quality slags without any problem.

Suck my cheesy and hairy dong, mongs.

>England is compared to Paris

Some people are predicting that to off-set the losses in political power (i.e. lobbying Brussels) due to Brexit, the UK is going to have to spend more money on the military.

I hope so.

>being a europoo

Smell you later froggy

WE DOING IT BOYS! TIME TO RECLAIM THE THRONE FROM THE YANKS!

RULE BRITANNIA!

>Australia
>regional power
We ought to be with only a few dozen Pacific Islanders and jungle niggers to protect ourselves from.

Our flora and fauna are most effective weapons though.

>American's ship is too big for tight British's dock

LOL both of you. Your carries will get nuked out of existance against any competent opponent.

shame you dont have nukes then aint it little sweden

>nuking a carrier
Try finding a carrier to nuke in the whole fucking Atlantic Ocean you barbarian.

Italy reporting in!

>see headline that says you're the 2nd best at something

>brag about it

If you are not an American your life is PAINFUL and WORTHLESS

stfu you cuck

Don't worry, we'll be selling that to pay for old cunts pensions in a couple of years.

>france
>relevant

>britain's ports are too tiny for the BAC (Big American Carrier)

The only thing I'm getting from your post is that the world would've been a lot better off if the European Empires killed off all the third worlders and imported Europeans.

Global meme power reporting in

there are 3 super powers: america, china and russia. If you are part of NATO you are basically an american vassal and have no military presence or control.

the three nations i stated before all have spheres of influence and military presence abroad. Your nation doesn't

Good taste user.

Why the hell is popularity after 30 place alphabeticaly sorted ?

sure, we can just nuke any country in the world at any given time

Because who cares about these countries lmao

You are right about the 3 super powers, but NATO is literally nothing.

Like c´mon, we cant be same popular as fucking Bostwana.

>be the native population of a country

>let others come in and fuck with your shit

You're the fucking cuck, do you understand how disappointing Europe is for us, it's understandable when White people over here say "we're all immigrants" and talk about how terrible we are, Europe is literally your own land! You actually get to control it! You're the native people! But you ended up becoming faggier than we've ever been. You were supposed to be like Vikings and Romans and shit you fag

>too big to dock
Never been more happy to be allied with you murica

there is a better chance of muslim immigrants launching your nukes than an actual frenchman

>Israel tied with North fucking Korea with popularity

Also reporting.

>we cant be same popular

"Czech" out of this thread, please!