Una vela edition
Brasil - Chile
Ecuador - Argentina
Paraguay - Venezuela
Peru - Colombia
Uruguay - Bolivia
- All matches at 20:30 of Triple Alianza, -1 hour for Bolivia, Chile and Paraguay; -2 hours for Colombia, Ecuador and Peru
- Playoff against New Zealand to be disputed in November.
- Copas will restart exactly two weeks after this last WCQ matchday.
- Peru user, also known as "relegation to Concacaf" OP, went missing. Any information you have please report to Missing Anons.
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tfw I cannot watch huezil match because I'll still be at work
Argentinaaaa decime que se siente
Quedar afuera del mundial
Te juro que aunque pasen los años
Nunca nos vamos a olvidar
Que Perú te empató
Que Ecuador te re cogió
Qué vergüenza que me das cuadro cagón
Vas a hinchar por Uruguay
O quiza por Paraguay
Desde casa el mundial vas a mirar
>Relegation to CONCACAF
D-Delete
ya estabamos clasificados
que mierdas pasó?
This would be way more insulting if it was in portuguese and from a brazilian
Se cagaron
there was already a portuguese version from the original, can't be that hard
I know, just planting the seed.
Best guay.
se volvieron pechos fríos
No tenemos su oro chicos lo sentimos :( podemos expoliar sus memes ahora?
who /worldcup/ here
NOT SO FUCKIN FAST NIGGERTINA
Still mad
Salieron con diarrea. No se como le hara Junior luego de ese hedor que dejo ese equipo de mierda en el Metropolitano.
>volvieron
Pekerman doing Pekerman, Riquelme for Cambiasso all over again
Era Barrios por James REEEEEEEEEEEEE
Which Godoy Cruz is the best?
C H I
>se volvieron
>Ex Futbolista
Thank you based Bolivia
Question for all argies, how come you haven't killed this ginger motherfucker.
You know he is the one jinxing your team right?.
You do know that nobody watches him, yes? He would be fired if dumb Latin Americans didn't watch him
Confirmed Uruguay´s lineup against Bolivia:
>Muslera
>Caceres
>Gimenez
>Godin
>Gaston Silva
>Valverde
>Vecino
>Bentancur
>De Arrascaeta
>Suarez
>Cavani
ouch
>this lineup
Dont play with my emotions user
>Dont play with my emotions user
Except im not ovaciondigital.com.uy
Last three matches of Venezuela every rival had a "This is the game to win and get into the worldcup" aura and failed to win. I wouldnt be suprised if Paraguay-Venezuela ends 0-0 or 1-1
>Argies getting out of the WC because Bolivia fielded a irregular player
Dale remember we will Win in brazil and BTFO niggertina
>Caceres finally on the right
>The absolute football kino of Bentancur-Vecino-Valverde-DeArrascaeta
Thanks Washington, if this lineup keeps up (normally does) what is ur prediction for the game? Im going with a comfy 5-0 like previous qualys
being realistic, I would bet good money on it being a draw
4-0
Chile gonna Win 4-0 and sopa du macaco will taste bad next day
couple this with our otherworldly ability to choke, I wouldn't be surprised at all either, not one bit, I hope it will be a good match at least
sure, whatever
We all know Argentina will win and qualify in the end right ?
No need to get hopes up
Are you afraid?
Last time that ARG won in Ecuador was with when Bielsa/Argentina combo were dominating Conmebol
just like i did with youre mom last nite
i've never respected tattoos but this one is great
Our players are cowards. It would surprise nobody.
>argentina winning at slightly below stratosphre altitude with a lot of pressure on known chokers
Yeah, about that....
Fucking ungrateful cunts, we literally taught you how to play football. Whether it's Chile (Bielsa, Sampaoli), Peru (Gareca), Paraguay (Chilavert), Colombia (Pekerman) or Ecuador (Celico). Some of you wouldn't even exist without us (looking at you, Chile, Uruguay, Paraguay, Bolivia and Peru... PRAISE SAN MARTIN). We are the only country in the region to never wage a war against our neighbors. You are just fucking jealous because we have the biggest GDP and the most European cities.
>We are the only country in the region to never wage a war against our neighbors.
you waged war on us and we're practically neighbours ;___;
That's Mexico, you dummy.
Memezuela became strong, it wouldn't surprise me if they manage to at least get to Repechaje to Qatar 2022.
You think they called it Silver Plate because the water was white?
stfu dude
F
¿No les basta lo que se robaron del galeon que se hundio, asqueroso judio?
el sneed
>Paraguay (Chilavert)
Don't you mean Martino
Night lads, hopefully tonight I finally die in my sleep
>San Martín meme
>Never war neighbors (stole patagonia and wanna invade us after falklands)
My negro, your hipocrital life style gonna end in 2 days.
Argies helped destroying paraguay m8
He means they weren't the aggressors in any conflict.
Una Vela
ES IMPRESIONANTE LA CAPACIDAD QUE ARGENTINA TIENE PARA SER HUMILLADA, E AHORA LO DIGO SEGURAMENTE - LO DEJE MI COMENTÁRIO EN LA RÁDIO BANDEIRANTES, ESO ESTÁ REGISTRADO INTERNACIONALMENTE EN LA HISTÓRIA DE LA RÁDIO: A ARGENTINA HE DADO SU MAXIMA VERGUENZA EN LA HISTORIA, Y NO VÁ A EXISTIR UNA VERGUENZA PEOR QUE ESA! DESCENDER A CONCACAF NO VA SER PEOR QUE SER HUMILLADO, EXECRADO, SER PISOTEADO, TENER LA HISTÓRIA ESCUPIDA POR UM EQUIPO DE LECHE! EL PERU ESE ES UN EQUIPO DE LE-CHE, LITERALMENTE DE LECHE. PERU NO EXISTIA EN EL ESCENÁRIO DEL MUNDO HASTA 2015, ERA UM EQUIPO AMATEUR, UN EQUIPO QUE DISPUTAVA EL TORNEO FEDERAL A, COPA CEVICHE, COPA QUILMES, TROFÉO DEL BARRIO DE LAS FARC! ARGENTINA PERDIÓ PARA UN EQUIPO DE LECHE!
NO, PERDER NO. PERDER SE LO PIERDE DE 1X0. ARGENTINA FUE HU-MI-LLA-DA! ARGENTINA TUVO LA INSTITUCION SELECCION ARGENTINA DE FUTBOL DESTROZADA! LA CONSTITUCION DE ARGENTINA - ESO QUE SE LLAMAN LAS LEYES Y TODO - ESTOY ASI RE CALIENTE HASTA ME OLVIDÉ EL NOMBRE. LA CONSTITUCION DE LA PRESIDÊNCIA DE ARGENTINA FUE ROMPIDA. ARGENTINA TIENE QUE NASCER DE NUEVO COM OTRO NOMBRE. SE ACABO, SE ACABO!
AHÍ VIENE SAMPAOLI COM LA HISTORIA ESA, EL-EL PELOTUDO, EL HIJO DE PUTA ESE, ESE BRUJO COM LA HISTORIA ESA DE "SANTO, PORQUE JESUS". JESUS NO AYUDA SI VOS NO ENTRENAS, SE SU EQUIPO ES UNA MIERDA, NI JESUS LA PUEDE ARREGLAR! JESUS TIENE QUE SE PREOCUPAR CON OTROS PROBLEMAS DEL MUNDO, CON LA PAZ MUNDIAL, NO CON ESA MIERDA QUE ES LA SELECCION DE ARGENTINA. ESE TIPO ESTÁ NOS PUTEANDO!
AHÍ EL HACE CON QUE EL EQUIPO ENTRE CON LAS MANOS DADAS PORQUE, "NO, SI ENTRAN CON LAS MANOS DADAS DEMUENSTRAM UNION, DEMUESTRAN QUE TIENEN FUTBOL". VAYA A LA PUTA QUE LO PARIÓ, JORGE. VAYA A LA MIERDA VOS Y ESO EQUIPO HORRIBLE. VETE A LA MIERDA VOS Y MESSI, DI MARIA, EL HIJO DE PUTA ESE BENEDETTO, MERCADO, ESA VERGUENZA. ESE BOTON SE FUE A LA B CON RIVER! EL EQUIPO TIENE LA PEOR DEFENSA Y ME LLAMA UN JUGADOR DE LA B!!!! QUE VAS A GANAR ASI? MASCHERANO. EL MASCHERANO ES LO MENOS CULPABLE, ES UN VIEJO, NO PUEDES JUGAR EN UN EQUIPO SIN VOLANTES DEFENSIVOS, EL RESTO TODOS TIENEN QUE IR A LA CONCHA DE SUS MADRES!
ACUÑA: 8 PALOS EN UN HIJO DE PUTA, UN BOTÓN, EL FLACO ESTUPIDO ESE. MUERTO DE HAMBRE IDIOTA, TIENE UN JUGADOR A SU LADO Y NO LE PASA LA PELOTA. 8 PALOS EN UN JUGADOR DE RACING! 8 PALOS EN UN JUGADOR DE RACING!!!!! NI REAL MADRID PAGARIA 8 PALOS EN CRISTIANO RONALDO SI ESTUVIERA EN RACING, QUE ES ESO?
EL HIJO DE PUTA MACRI ESE, CON EL PUTO PRESIDENTE DE LA AFA, QUE ANDA CON EL MATE EN SU MESA. LOS DOS TIENEN QUE JODERSE UNO AL OTRO, TIENEN QUE CHUPARSE LA PIJA EN UNA ORGIA ETERNA, TIENEN QUE PETEARSE POR TODA LA VIDA PARA SALIREN DEL FUTBOL! POR EL AMOR DE DIOS, ARGENTINA, PUSISTE EL PARTIDO EN LA BOMBONERA, EN LAS MANOS DE MACRI PARA ROBARNOS. SON PELOTUDOS. VOS SOS LA VERGUENZA DE LA PRESIDENCIA DE ARGENTINA. VOS Y CRISTINA KIRCHNER, SON TODOS ORTIVAS Y LADRONES IGUALES. USTEDES NO PLANEARON NADA, NO ENTIENDEN NI UN CARAJO DE FUTBOL. ARGENTINA SE ACABÓ, HAY QUE CREARSE UN NUEVO PAÍS CON OTRO NOMBRE, ES LA ÚNICA SOLUCIÓN. GRACIAS A TODOS, Y, POR FIN, QUE VAYASE A LA RECONCHA DE SU MADRE, ARGENTINA!
>NI REAL MADRID PAGARIA 8 PALOS EN CRISTIANO RONALDO SI ESTUVIERA EN RACING, QUE ES ESO?
ok, i laughed hard
best case scenario
okay i laffed
TROFEO DEL BARRIO DE LAS FARC
>we're practically neighbours
the fuck
mate our countries are thousand miles from eachother
best case as in argentina loses the repechaje and AFA gets burnt down to the ground, right?
>what are the falklands
...
LAS CHILAS SON ARGENTINAS
There's only been 3 WCQ matches since then
LAS FALKLAND SAN BRITANICAS!
JUST STOP YOU NIGGER
Oh shit, it's over for Argentina now
That old stubborn senile man FINALLY decided to d something with this team.
I think his mind has gotten weak and finally gave up, normal Tabarez would never abandon Tata, Mono, etc.
>Morro dos Macacos
uma delicia
Translation?
it's understandable, read it
'Messi no va para la copa'
'lo milico quieren echar a messi de el ''''''xilindró'''''''''''
peligra no ir al mundial, traficante, megaoperacion
> he can't read drunk franco-spanish
>imagine being retarded like a mongolo....
>Wild post appears
For fuck sake!
my reply
"!No va a la copa¡, policia quiere "botar"(tirar, mete) a messi (Thug/el delincuente) a la carcel (xilindró = carcel o hotel barato, en este contexto es carcel, es un modismo de los macacos). el traficante, tocayo(xará, más modismo huehue) de crack (por apodarse igual que messi) peligra no ir al mundial de Russia, esta entre los objetivos(procurados= necesitados) en la megaoperación del "morro de los macacos"
Si me equivoque es porque no use traductor, el modismo "xará" se lo escuche a un amigo brazuca y "xilindró" lo aprendi en liveleak hace como dos años atras.
>"que peligra no ir al mundial"
Aquí se refiere a messi el jugador, no el traficante.
This is nearly spot on, my nigga, congratulations
>losing to new zealand
Mexico half-assed the play-off 4 years ago and beat the kiwis 9-3, it's basically a gimme
Australia on the other hand...
of triple alianza
muh sides
arregla lo de cataluña primero
never
yeah, like portugal
dida taught us before, remember when you sell guns to ecuador?
based
1>2>3
does anyone think we won't do it?
like genuinely think it?
You win you're in.
Literally no other result affects you in any way whatsoever.
The only foreign jibberish threads I wish I could understand.
I have to admit CONMEBOL qualifiers are scary, wouldn't want Memexico to play there and risk easy qualification.
our team was shit
money ruined that generation
DELET
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next argentina game exactley a week after the last one might have to get on the acid again desu
this was top 5 best atmospheres i've ever watched on tv
saying it was electric doesn't do it justice
gutted the argies didnt score desu the place would have erupted :/
They just wanted to eat asados, drink wine and fuck whores, who could blame them?
Then came Forlán who would turn on the computers for them.
ive never seen a country being so consistent with winning away vs big teams and choking at home vs even matched ones. But for me, i hope South American Prussia make it this one time against a lower side at home
thanks gustav
>you sell guns to ecuador
I couldn't remember if we sold them to you, or to them. Thank god, so Ecuador owes us a favor, time to pay
I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE
WE WILL BE OUT DONT WE?
BU-BUT MUH BEST GUAY MEME GUYS WTF HAPPENED