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Cuban edition

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*pushes the granny off the throne*
I am the king now

Lads what the FUCK would you do if you were going to shag a supposed woman and found out she was a tranny? Reckon I'd lose it

>only ever sucked an asian girls toes - tasted very soft and mild. almost similar to glutinous noodles like udon or ho fun noodles.

>was tempted to pour some soy sauce on but thought she might get offended at my autism.

>Would love to suck and lick a jewess' feet.

This isn't British culture related someone make a real new

don't see how irish posters can really ever show their freckled faces round here ever again.

>chimp face at the end

well if they were passable enough to fool me up to that point, I'd just proceed with the shag

astounding combination of letters

literally looks like an ape when he jumps up there and bares his teeth

The STATE of whitey

willy still attached or not?
still attached i'd be excited and just cary on.

no longer attached i'd act all shocked and disappointed but would forgive and shag anyway.

invited my brother and his 17yo friends to drink with the lads last night
one of em started crying after 8 beers

Should be illegal to own a car older than 2007
Don't want to see your ugly shitbox on the road.

>sucked an asian girls toes
>tasted similar to glutinous noodles like udon or ho fun noodles

>suck and lick a jewess' feet
>tastes similiar to children's blood

The utter STATE of this general. To think this is who I post among.

the green letters

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i bet portuguese girl's feet taste faintly of salted cod and sweat

(would also like to lick)

*older than 2007 with a market value under 20k

plenty of nice cars that are well looked after

Marxism Leninism

Reminder you can't transition gender and any "female" tranny is a man. If you shagged it knowingly you'd be gay

no you listen here you dumb twat

it's very hard to "fall" for a tranny
it's extraordinarily easy to tell if they're a tranny or not, regardless of how many surgeries they've had

if they somehow manage to fool me up to the point that we're in bed together (and they somehow haven't mentioned that they're a tranny), I'm not going to fucking mind since they're basically a woman at that point
there's no point in complaining about it at that point

cannot fathom how someone could be so fucking weak

trying to wrap my head around this

Hitlerism-Rockwellinism desu

Why are there loads of old cars in America but you don't see any here? Some kind of regulation reason??

>thinking the fragile new ecoboxes are actually good cars
this u

smoke weed everyday

spell out the names of the letters m8

>I'd be finishing work at this time on a weekday
>the weekend is OVER and the only spare time remaining is that of a weekday evening

>If you shagged it knowingly you'd be gay
nah
gay blokes (generally) don't shag trannies
they don't find them attractive
it's not gay
I'm not saying it's straight either, it's something in between

genuinely think i could heem mcgregor

More evidence leftypol are larpers. state of leftypol literally hanging another countrys flag in your room, your parents must be well proud
>and this is our sons room

it's retarded
think of h as (as americans pronounce it) aytch

>since they're basically a woman at that point

It's a bank holiday tomorrow

i smoke two joints

>gender is a social construct
>gender dysphoria is a physical disorder that requires surgery
hmmm

>they're basically a woman at that point
Uhhhh no sweaty they're still a man. You would have sex with a lad. That's alright but you should admit it.

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stopped caring about whether i'd be classified as gay or straight a while ago 2bh.

as long as i enjoy myself and no one gets hurt its fine.

why do black people gauge the race war based on the outcome of televised sporting events

And if you get in bed and she whips out a dick?

phonetic alphabetical order

STATE of lefties

All cars built between 80s and 2010 are ugly as shit. All cars built before 80s are loud as shit and stink of shit

Ay, hatch, ra, bee, que?

for you
I don't get bank holidays off although I prefer the extra holiday and the choice

imagine being an arsenal fan lads

>don't get bank holidays off
Whyyyyyy

state of white "people"

*speaks multicultural london english*

Excellent edition

this

Business idea: Start importing Maghrebi gfs

>spell the letters

I said basically, not literally

would you rather I say "for all intents and purposes"?
stop arguing pointless semantics

if they're passable enough to get me into bed with them then they'll either have a fake vagina or it'll be a tiny shrunken penis
it's a non-issue
plus, a hole is a hole

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Only military surplus I own and I don't wear it in public, that's virgin-tier.
It's for innawoods, paintball and camping

>ugly shitbox
the GOAT car was made before 2007 lad

>hatch
>ra

m8 wot

its not like i hate political left or right

i hate politics itself

to be specific, i hate any kind of system that emerges from a group of humans

human needs no such system

they live alone
they die alone
and there is no regulation needed between those human interaction

*gets on my high horse*

work in the head office of a retail company

brainlet me

Bet you're LOADS of fun at parties

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the brainlet sociology

*slings my hook*

>for all intents and purposes

BASED black man

>they live alone
>they die alone
maybe if you're a japanese turborunt haha

very frustrated with things lads

No it's 100% a man who has severe psychological disorders and has had surgery. There's no grey area lmao

Aye actually despise those cunts that think they're some fucking DJ headlining an event. What possesses these people, what mental illness is it?

not an expert on deanos but that sounds suspiciously like a deano occupation

yeah they cant fight so they rely on pussy ass weapons lol

Sup Forums wasn't doing exactly the same thing?

>brainlet me

had one, not worth the hassle tbqfh imho

just beat my sister up again

okay all intents and purposes sans pregnancy and xx dna, but that doesn't matter in the grand scheme of things

so is it straight to like an ftm tranny who looks like a young man?

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But if he fooled you, theoritically wouldn't that mean that you thought it was a woman up until you saw the dick; therefore she's obviously a woman with a penis

btw im not gay

It is GAY to fuck trannies end of.

this is why blacks don't have a lot of gun violence in the us

hat post this

it is NOT gay to fuck PASSABLE trannies

don't care if its gay, would still shag a tranny and even potentially fondle her willy.

don't give a fly fuck if its gay straight bi or asexual

Seen a field mouse in here 4 (FOUR) times so far today.

Little bastard is taunting me, going to switch back to lethal traps if he keeps it up.

>It is GAY to fuck trannies end of.

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no

I've been to house parties where the bloke has his own decks and is doing some shit ladhouse mix
it's not a bad thing, better than someone putting on the usual Top40 shite

>hat post this

>muskets
>not being able to tactically counter them with gorilla warfare
Niggers are just too stupid
That's not the question, it's if she fooled you up until you saw the dick. That means you literally thought she was a woman so if you fuck her it's not gay

>okay all intents and purposes sans pregnancy and xx dna